【586】Skip performance, these four silly kids in my family 【Original】
After smiling and waving to everyone to express gratitude.
Li Bu led everyone off the stage, waving his hand and lowering the big curtain, and said, "Please be careful if there are any invitations below. Zhang Xiaofeng never expected that the crew would come on stage to perform a skit for everyone. These four silly children of mine, please...
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As Li Bu finished speaking, the large curtains on the stage immediately slowly lowered, covering the entire stage. After about five minutes, the large curtains slowly opened again.
But at this time, the scene inside had been completely renewed. Li Bu and the others were gone, and a new theater appeared inside.
At the same time, a man pushing a bicycle appeared. He had a big beard and dirty hair. He looked a lot like Xiu Rui and was well-groomed. You should be careful with this man.
Yi Xinxin didn't introduce himself after he came on stage, but just kept pushing his bicycle around the theater in silence.
Suddenly, when he was walking two laps, five hundred dollars suddenly fell out of the basket in front of his car.
After that, Yi Xin didn't pick it up like a normal person, but just squatted on the ground and looked at the money on the ground, with a confused expression on his face and muttered: "Hey, what kind of fool dropped this money?"
Oh, I didn’t know how to pick up the money after I dropped it. Such a stupid person must have forgotten to bring his brain when he went out."
[Because Yi Xinxin performed very vividly, and his movements and costumes were also very funny, a burst of laughter immediately erupted from the audience. Even Jiao Mengyu and An Ning'er were amused by Yi Xinxin's performance. 】
The performance on the stage was still going on. Just as Yi Xin was squatting on the ground and staring at the money, a girl with two small ponytails who looked a bit like Xiao Shenyang appeared.
The girl was performed by Liu Tiancai. As soon as Liu Tiancai appeared, he immediately shouted to Yi Xin in a neutral voice: "Honey, what are you doing squatting on the ground?"
"Oh, it's my wife, you're here. My wife, you don't know which fool dropped the money. Did you say that the person who dropped the money forgot to take his brain with him when he went out? He didn't even know how to pick up the money after he dropped it.
"Yes." Hearing someone calling him from behind, Yi Xin looked back, then looked back at the money on the ground, and continued to complain that the person who dropped the money didn't have any brains.
[Liu Tiancai’s costume was too exciting. Yi carefully complained to himself again, which just happened to make everyone laugh, so the audience burst into laughter again. 】
Liu Tiancai, who had not paid attention to Qian at all, immediately shouted to him angrily after hearing Yi Xing call his wife: "Husband, I call you Lao Po, not my wife, you can call me again."
If you say it to your wife, I will beat you, believe it or not!!"
"Why are you arguing? Didn't you see that I'm doing good things here and waiting for that idiot who went out without any brains to come back and pick up the money?? Believe it or not, if you argue with me again, I will beat you. Don't think you are yelling.
Wife, you are really my wife, hum." Hearing that Liu Tiancai actually said that he wanted to beat himself, Yi Xing immediately looked up at Liu Tiancai and retorted to her [the character played is a female] with an angry look on his face.
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Just like that, the two of them couldn't make eye contact, and then they started fighting.
The two hugged each other and started wrestling. However, as soon as the wrestling started, Yi Xin was severely beaten by Liu Tiancai.
You should be careful not to get up for a while and Liu Tiancai will push you down and spank you, and then you will get up and Liu Tiancai will push you to the ground and slap your head. You should be careful to be as embarrassed as you are after being beaten.
Seeing that he couldn't beat the opponent in wrestling, Yi Xing immediately changed his tactics, hugged Liu Tiancai's feet, and started biting her heels.
This time, Yi Xinxin finally won. Liu Tiancai was so nauseated that he vomited on the spot even before taking a bite of his stinky feet. Then Yi Xinxin defeated Liu Tiancai in such a rogue manner.
[The fight between the two was very much like the fight between rural shrews. It was fun, funny, not very lethal, but full of laughter.
So everyone in the audience, men, women, old and young, were all amused again. Even the girl was still giggling and burying her little head in Xuexue's arms. She smiled happily and said to Xuexue, "Daddy is so funny."
"Are you convinced? I think you are just like that person who lost his money. You are a brainless person. You said that you are from a mother's family, how can you be the opponent of a big man like me? Humph."
After proudly complaining about Liu Tiancai, Yi Xingxin went back to squatting on the ground, looking at the five hundred yuan, waiting for the thoughtless owner he thought had lost it.
Because Liu Tiancai was defeated by Yi Xingxin, he stupidly followed Yi Xingxin, squatting on the ground with him, looking at the five hundred yuan, and waiting with him for the so-called owner to arrive.
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And while the two of them were squatting on the ground waiting blindly, a bearded man [Li Zhiyou] who looked like the dance king Zhao Si, wearing a green hat, was swinging like a polio man,
He came over waddlingly.
[Seeing Li Zhiyou’s appearance, Li Ranran in the audience immediately happily shouted to her mother, Mom, look at your dad, he’s so funny, he’s giggling, he’s walking as if he has polio.]
After Li Zhiyou came out, he immediately shook his crooked mouth and asked Yi Xingxin and Liu Tiancai: "Husband, wife, what are you two doing? Have you encountered anything interesting?"
"The boss is here. Boss, look, I don't know which idiot went out without any brains. Since he lost his money and didn't even know it, the two of us are here waiting for the idiot to come back and pick up the money, and then we can have a good look at it."
What does such a stupid person look like?" After seeing Li Zhiyou coming over, Yi Xinxin and Liu Tiancai immediately pointed at the money on the ground and complained to him happily.
"There is such a fool, so I have to stay and take a look. I can't help but take a look at such a fun fool, hahaha..." After replying to Liu Tiancai and Yi Xing with excitement,
Li Zhiyou immediately followed the two of them, squatting on the ground and waiting for the owner of the money to come back.
At this time, the lights changed, and a middle-aged man [Li Chongyang with a beard] appeared who was dressed very similar to the three men and women and looked similar to Zhao Benfan.
As soon as Li Chongyang appeared, he couldn't help but complain with a helpless look on his face: "Hey, life is hard. This morning I asked my youngest son to help me pay back the 500 yuan I bought for feed the day before yesterday, but this stupid boy ended up like this
I pushed my bicycle and never came back. It's been an afternoon and I still haven't seen anyone come back.
Seeing that my youngest son didn't come back for a long time, I was worried as a father, so I asked my daughter to go find him. But, good guy, even if I had to pay for my son, now my daughter is also involved.
I couldn't do this without losing my son and my daughter, so I called out the boss of my family and told him to go out and look for them.
Okay, this time it’s even worse. Just give me a group kill and let the three children out. It’s been a whole day, but none of them have come back to me.”