【587】Skip performance, these four silly kids in my family 2 【Original】
"Hahaha, oh my god, who wrote this play? Are you planning to laugh me to death? I am so happy, hahaha!!
Also, Shichao, believe it or not, I have already guessed the ending. The ending must be the first three and the three silly children of the person at the back, hahaha!!" After hearing Li Chongyang's complaints, Wang Xiaochen was right there.
, patting Wang Shichao's thigh and burst into laughter.
Hearing Wang Xiaochen's words, Wang Shichao pushed his hand away with disgust, "Who doesn't know such an obvious thing... But I don't think the answer is this, I think there may be another twist in the future!
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"I think this is the end. If you think there is a twist, how about we make a bet on your modified Lamborghini.
If I win, you give me your modified Lamborghini. If I lose, I will give you my Ferrari supercar. How about that??" Wang Xiaochen, who felt that the drama should be over, said directly with a smile.
I started a bet with Wang Shichao.
Faced with Wang Xiaochen's bet, Wang Shichao, who had read the script, accepted it with a smile on his face; "OK, just wait and prepare to send the car to my house, hahaha..."
As Wang Shichao finished speaking, Li Chongyang walked up to Liu Tiancai and the others on the stage.
Then he said something that made all the audience stunned: "Boss, husband, wife, what are you doing?"
"Oh, it's brother, you're here. Why are you playing with dad's fake beard again? Take it off quickly, or dad will beat you again when he comes out." Li Chongyang walked up to Liu Tiancai and the others.
When he arrived, Liu Cai and the three of them immediately stood up and removed the beard on his face.
Li Chongyang was not angry after his beard was removed. Instead, he looked at the three of them and asked with a stupid look on his face: "Husband, wife, boss, what are you doing here?"
"Look, is there five hundred yuan here? Let's wait here for the fool who dropped five hundred yuan to come back and pick up the money. Let's see what this fool who dropped the money looks like." Li Chongyang heard this.
If so, Liu Tiancai should be careful. Li Zhi had three people, and they immediately started explaining to Li Chongyang with different shapes, pointing at the money on the ground.
"That's it, then I have to stay and watch this fool who can lose money with you." In this way, Li Chongyang joined the queue of people waiting to see the fool amidst the laughter of more than a thousand people at the scene.
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Amid everyone's laughter, the scene turned to Li Bu, who was dressed in women's clothing. He stuffed two big apples into his clothes and walked out tremblingly.
After coming out, he immediately stood there and complained angrily: "Hey, life is hard, I asked my second son to help me pay back the 500 yuan I bought the feed the day before yesterday.
As a result, this stupid boy just took my money and pushed my bicycle and never came back. It's been an afternoon and he still hasn't seen anyone come back.
Seeing that my second son didn't come back for a long time, I was worried as a mother, so I asked my daughter to go find him. But what a good guy, even if I had to pay for my son, now my daughter is also involved.
I couldn't do this at the expense of my son and my daughter, so I called out the boss of my family and told him to go out and look for them.
Okay, this time it's even worse. They killed the group directly and let the three children out. It's been a day, but none of them came back to me.
I couldn't do such a thing as group destruction, so I called the youngest member of my family out to look for them.
But for the sake of safety, I followed him out. I want to see who is so bold that he dares to kill my most beautiful child in Guangdong, huh."
[Li Bu's costume was so funny. Everyone in the audience, whether they were men or women, old or young, were all laughing so hard at this moment that many people burst into tears. 】
Ignoring the roar of laughter from the audience, Li Bu followed Li Chongyang's route and found the four of them in a trembling motion.
Then she looked at Liu Tiancai and the four of them, and asked with dumbfounded expressions; "Husband, wife, boss, brother, what are you four doing?"
"Ah, it's mom, you're here. Mom, we are doing good things. There was a fool here who dropped five hundred yuan and didn't know how to pick it up. We were just waiting here for him to come back and pick it up. But we waited for a long time and he didn't know how to pick it up. Didn't come back." After hearing Li Bu's words, Li Chongyang and the others immediately pointed to the money on the ground and explained to him.
"Five hundred yuan?" Hearing what Li Chongyang and the others said, Li Bu was stunned for a moment, then immediately picked up the five hundred yuan from the ground and looked at it, then gritted his teeth and looked at Yi Xingxin and asked; "Husband, where is the five hundred yuan that mother gave you?"
"I put it on the basket of the car, on the car... Hey, why is my money missing? It's over, I actually lost my money like that fool!!" Li Bu asked. , Yi Xingxin exclaimed in a state of collapse immediately after checking the basket of his car.
[Jianyi should be careful with this fool. Until now, he had never thought that the five hundred yuan was his own. Everyone in the audience was immediately amused and laughed again.]
Li Bu, who heard Yi Xingxin's words, slapped Yi Xinxin on the head, and said with a speechless face: "This five hundred yuan is what I gave you. Look, I'm doing something on it." Where is the mark, you stupid son!"
After silently scolding Yi Xin as a silly son, Li Bu looked at Liu Tiancai and Li Zhiyou and asked, "He is acting like a fool here. What about you two? What are you two doing here?"
"We are here to watch fools with him. He said that there are fools to watch, so of course we have to stay and watch." After hearing Li Bu's question, Liu Tiancai and Li Zhiyou immediately said to him seriously, themselves This is where you come to see fools.
After hearing what Liu Tiancai and Li Zhiyou said, Li Bu directly covered his forehead and sat down on the ground. Then the apple fell out, and he quickly picked it up and stuffed it back, covering his face and crying: "What evil have I done?" Ah, how come there are four idiots like this!"
"My family lives in Loess Gaopo. My father is my mother's cousin. They secretly had me before they got married. They had me..." [Funny Douyin Video]
After a burst of funny singing, Zhang Xiaofeng came out dressed as a farmer. As soon as he came out, he complained: "Hello everyone, I am Wang Dachui. I am very panicked right now.
In the morning, my wife, who is also my cousin, asked my second son’s husband to go out and pay someone else’s feed money. As a result, my stupid son went out pushing his bicycle and taking 500 yuan. When he went out, he was beaten by meat buns and dogs. .
My wife was worried when her second son didn't come back, so she called my precious daughter and wife out. But she never expected that after my precious daughter went out, she would be like a meat bun and beat a dog and never come back.
Two of them were broken off at once, and my wife was not willing to accept it, so she called my boss out to look for someone. Good guy, after my boss went out, he killed three people in a row, and all three of them disappeared.
Originally there were only four children, but now that there were three missing, my wife would definitely give up the job, so she sent my youngest son out as well. She even followed her out because she was worried about it.
I never expected that this time, a group of people came to kill me. All four children and my wife got in. There was no other way, so I followed them out.
But, now it’s okay, I’m also lost, so my family is wiped out as soon as I go out... Hey, I’m Wang Dachui, trust me, don’t get married among close relatives again!!”
Bang bang bang... bang bang bang... The skit fell on the screen as Wang Dachui complained, and at this time, everyone in the audience immediately gave this wonderful sketch a warm applause.