"It's not a scam to get the wedding fund. Our son really needs this money to get married. You know the situation of my uncle's family. There are only a few good tiles left."
After waving his hands and explaining that he was not defrauding the wedding fund, the villager looked at Li Bu again and asked seriously, "Xiao Bu, uncle, I really believe in you, so I will follow your procedure and let Xiao Hui
He and his girlfriend went to get the certificate first, and then came back to apply for the wedding fund..."
"It's necessary. If Brother Xiaohui can catch up and come back before the start date of our bridge, I can also discuss with the boss of the project and let them use professional transport vehicles to transport your daughter-in-law.
You can take it up the mountain.
By the way, uncle, if there are any special needs, we can discuss it and transform your house into a B&B first, so that Xiaohui and the others can use it as a wedding room, right?
"Nowadays, good things are happening in Lijia Village one after another, so Li Bu doesn't mind paying more than 100,000 yuan to give this villager a wedding fund and some expenses for modifying the house.
Although Li Bu is not the village chief at this time, his right to speak is definitely not lower than that of Li Aiguo, so everyone shouted in a dignified manner: "Yes, our Lijia Village has not had such a happy event as a wedding for a long time, Xiaohui is getting married."
For this favor, we uncles and uncles... helped..."
"Thank you, thank you Xiaobu, thank you all. I will go home and make a phone call to ask Xiaohui to get evidence with his girlfriend quickly, and then come home to get married. This way, my old bones can be considered
Mission accomplished..." Upon hearing that the villagers were willing to help him, this villager whose son was getting married was so excited that he burst into tears.
Seeing the tears of the villagers, Li Bu quickly walked forward slowly, first handed a tissue to the elder of the village, and then said to him with a smile: "Uncle, I will call you tomorrow. We still have to call you today."
There are other things to do."
After retaining the villager, Li Bu looked at the big guy and shouted excitedly: "Don't you think the banquet last night was not enough to eat and the drink was not good enough?
Then you guys think we can have another one tonight, a banquet where we can eat well and drink happily..."
"Okay, tonight we will have a banquet where we can drink and eat happily.
Those of us who have chickens, ducks and geese will go home to catch chickens, ducks and geese, and those of us who have pigs will go home to kill pigs. We are going to have a grand banquet tonight..." At this time, Li Bu had already received good news.
The dizzy villagers immediately raised their hands in agreement after hearing Li Bu said that he would hold a banquet.
Hearing the approval of the villagers, Li Bu just wanted to shout passionately a few times, and then started to make arrangements. In the blink of an eye, he saw his brother stealing his own chicken legs to feed his wife and children.
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Seeing his eldest brother acting like a thief, Li Bu covered his forehead and said speechlessly, "Brother, can you be more upbeat? Your brother and I are busy here arranging important matters such as hosting a banquet. Even if you don't listen at this time,
, and don’t steal my chicken legs to eat.
Also, did I say that the chicken legs are so delicious?
When I was selling lychees, I bought roast chicken, roast duck, and roast goose for our family for a week. You also ate it for a week. This time I came back and bought it for several days in a row. You ate so much.
Aren’t you tired of it?”
"No, you are talking about the wedding fund there. Your eldest brother and I have been married a long time ago, your nephew is already this old, and your sister-in-law will soon give birth to my second child. Why should I listen to so much?
After listening to this, is it possible that you will replenish my wedding fund?" After hearing Li Bu's words, Li Hong didn't mention anything about stealing the chicken drumsticks, and just blamed Li Bu for talking about the wedding fund.
Hearing Li Hong's words, Li Bu gritted his teeth and said sternly: "Okay, let's not talk about the wedding fund. Let's talk about having children now.
Today's young people don't like to have children, so in order to expand the population of our Lijia Village, the foundation has decided to reward all families who have a second child with a childbirth fund of 50,000 yuan per child. Now this is none of your business.
"
"Comrade Li Bu, you have a bad attitude.
I am your eldest brother. If my brother takes something from you, can that be called stealing?
And I just took a few chicken drumsticks from you. Did you come up with a childbirth fund just to antagonize me?" Seeing that Li Bu directly created a childbirth fund to reward himself to antagonize him, if Li Hong hadn't
If Liu Yan were there, she would be scolding her now.
Seeing that Li Hong was so angry that he was yelling, Li Bu waved his hand and continued the topic he had just talked about: "I was joking with my brother, don't take it seriously.
But the childbirth fund is real. From now on in our Lijia Village, all those who have a second child can receive a reward of 50,000 yuan, and the rewards for multiple births are even greater, such as 100,000 yuan for twins, 200,000 yuan for triplets, and 20,000 yuan for four.
Five hundred thousand for the twins, one million for the quintuplets..."
"I said Xiao Bu, please don't keep talking more and more outrageously, okay? Our Lijia Village has not even given birth to a twin in the history, and you even got a reward for quintuplets. The quintuplets you are talking about are the eldest children of my family."
Huazhu!!!" It is common for rural people to quarrel with each other, so when everyone saw that Li Bu was starting to look more and more like a rural person, they directly interrupted him and started rudely quarreling with him.
Only then did Li Bu realize that what he said was a bit exaggerated. After scratching his head in embarrassment, he pointed directly at his bakery driveway and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Let's talk about business."
Bar.
The real thing I want to say is that we will have a banquet tonight. You see, I have bought you good wine and meat. You just need to prepare the table and your stomach, and we can eat freely tonight.
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"Wow, there's a lot of roast chicken, a lot of roast duck, a lot of roast goose, as well as meat rolls, meatballs, sausages, pork heads, so many delicious things."
"There are also drinks. You see, there is Coke, juice, and that super delicious soda. We can also eat delicious food tonight."
"Go away, go away. My uncle bought these for me. You can only eat those things. You are not allowed to drink my soda. I drink my soda by myself. I have to drink one bottle a day."
After Li Bu finished speaking, some of the adults went home to get vegetables, fruits, and some went to get the cooked food that Li Bu bought with a smile on their faces, and then went to prepare dinner together.
Only the little ones were chattering and discussing which drinks were good.
Looking at the smiling faces of the villagers, and looking at the ignorant quarrels of the little guys, Li Bu felt that life was so wonderful to him for the first time, and he went home carrying snacks with a happy mouth.
Humming a little tune;...
Alas, the happy gongs and drums bring out the joy every year,
Beautiful dance brings joy every day,
The sun's paint is painted red,
Today’s day,
The flower of life is our smile
Alas, today is a good day. Everything you want can come true. Today is a good day. We open the door of our house and welcome the spring breeze...