"Tsk tsk tsk...Did you find money? Are you so happy that you even sing when you walk?
Did you bring me something delicious?" Li Yanmei, who was chatting with Shuangxi and Huang Xiaoli at home, saw Li Bu swaying home humming a little tune, and immediately joked to him with a smile.
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Ignoring Li Yanmei's teasing, Li Bu handed her the snacks he bought, then looked at her happily and asked, "Yanmei, how about I give you the chairmanship?"
“Wow, these are my favorite pumpkin seeds too!!
Double Happiness, Xiaoli, you guys should eat too, these pumpkin seeds are so fragrant and delicious."
After getting the snacks, Li Yanmei was surprised to share them with Shuangxi and the others. After finishing, she nibbled on the melon seeds and asked Li Bu in hindsight: "What kind of chairman did you just say you wanted to serve me?"
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"I plan to set up a love foundation in our village. In the future, people in the village who are sick, married, have children or have no money can come to us to apply for a fund.
And our foundation has three types of funds.
The first type of medical care fund, the purpose of this fund is that when villagers develop a disease and need a large sum of money for surgery and cannot afford it, we can borrow money from the villagers to see a doctor.
Moreover, this money does not require interest. Even if the other party's family is in difficulty, we can recover a little less money appropriately.
The second one is the Marriage Love Fund. The purpose of this fund is to promote young people to get married. In the future, all the children of our Lijia Village who cannot afford to get married can apply for a marriage fund of 100,000 yuan from us.
Go get married.
The third one is the Second Child Care Fund. The main purpose of this fund is to encourage the new generation in Lijiacun to have more children.
From now on, people in Lijia Village who have a second child can apply for a fund reward of 50,000 yuan.
How about it? Isn't my charity foundation great, so do you want to be my chairman, general manager, CEO or something like that?" After explaining the contents of his foundation, Li Bu immediately
He happily asked Li Yanmei for credit.
However, Li Bu's request for credit seems to be in the wrong place.
After hearing Li Bu's words, Li Yanmei hit Li Bu on the head with an ear melon, and then immediately said angrily: "Li Bu, do you think you have too much money and no place to spend it?"
There are at least thirty young people in our Lijia Village who are not married outside. Thirty people each have one hundred thousand dollars, which is three million.
And your second-child fund rewards 50,000 yuan. Look at which rural families don’t give birth to more than two children. How much more money will we have to spend with your encouragement?
When you set up this foundation, you will have to spend several millions at once. This several million will be used to build the bridge. After that, the construction of the village will be several million more. In a short time, our family will be worth thousands.
It’s gone.
We went out for more than a month last month and only made less than 10 million. Now you have thrown away all our family's money in one fell swoop. So what do you think... what will we do in the future?
What should I do with my children, and what should I do if my brother gets married?"
Li Yanmei didn't hit her very hard, so Li Bu didn't feel any pain.
However, seeing how angry Li Yanmei was, Li Bu still whispered a few words of explanation in her ear: "The income from that live broadcast came out, and we received a total of 34 million. After personal income tax is deducted,
We can get as much as 25 million.
As for the music website, our total income is 67 million. After deducting personal income tax, the income we can get is about 55 million, so compared with the money we earn,
We actually didn’t spend much money..."
“Have we made that much money?
If you have made so much money, then there will be no problem in setting up this foundation." After hearing Li Bu's words, Li Yanmei calculated carefully and found that her family was already a multi-millionaire, and she immediately stopped thinking that Li Bu was messing around.
Spend money.
"It's no problem. We earn so much money. Although we can't give it to others directly, it's still okay to lend a helping hand when others need help.
After all, no one can make money all their life, right? Today we make money and help others, but tomorrow we won’t make money, and it will be someone else’s turn to make money, doesn’t that mean that others can help us in turn, right?”
After smiling again and talking to Li Yanmei for a few words, Li Bu turned to Shuangxi and Huang Xiaoli and said, "Tonight, our Lijia Village is hosting a banquet, so we won't open the fire at home and cook. You can come and eat with us."
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"Your village is holding a banquet, so we can go there and enjoy it, right?
Otherwise, we should stay at your house and start the fire ourselves..." When they heard Li Bu said that Lijiacun was going to hold a banquet again, Shuangxi and Huang Xiaoli, who thought that there would be a scene like last night that no outsider could watch, immediately
I asked sheepishly.
Hearing that Shuangxi and the two wanted to stay and cook for themselves, Li Bu quickly shook his head and said in a dumbfounded voice, "It's okay, we won't be singing and dancing like last night.
And when our Lijia Village holds a banquet, we entertain everyone. If you cook it at home tonight, it is equivalent to looking down on our Lijia Village, and you will be kicked out overnight...
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"Ah, that's it. Then we'd better go with you. The pustules on our feet haven't healed yet. If we are kicked out, we will probably have to crawl down the mountain on all fours like a lizard..." I thought it was true.
Shuangxi and Huang Xiaoli were so frightened that they would be kicked out of Lijia Village if they didn't go to dinner. They immediately agreed to go to the banquet with Li Bu.
After giving the two of them a funny look, Li Bu left them there and continued eating melon seeds with Li Yanmei, while he went into the house to find new clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
After washing, Li Bu came out and took Li Yanmei, Queen Shuangxi and the others out for a banquet.
The banquet tonight is very rich, including fish and meat, as well as good wine and drinks.
Adults, old people and children all had a great time eating and drinking.
The grown men were holding wine glasses, drinking wine and bragging 13.
The women were drinking drinks and chatting about home affairs.
The children, on the other hand, imitated the men, drinking the drinks as if they were wine, and then imitated the adults to brag. 13.
Suddenly, the atmosphere in the village was quite warm and harmonious.
But just when everyone was chatting happily, an old man learned that Li Bu made his fortune by singing. He smiled and joked to Li Bu: "Xiao Bu, you are the first person in our Lijia Village in the past hundred years who can
The young people who lead Lijiacun on a good path.
In addition, you happen to be good at writing songs and singing, so if you look at the old song that our old Li family has sung for thousands of years, would you give us a pen and just replace it with a new song?
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To be honest, as for the song in our village that has been sung for thousands of years, I, who have been singing it all my life, still don’t know what it is, and I don’t know if I can sing it accurately.
, did you sing it wrong?
The meaning of the song composed by our ancestors was to keep us in Lijia Village always full of fighting spirit, always ready to go to the battlefield for the country, and always ready to sacrifice.
But now is the era of peace, we are no longer needed, and have been selectively forgotten, and there is no one left to pass on.
So today I propose that you, Li Bu, a talented man from Lijia Village, write a new song for us. How about it?"
"Yes, we are also reconsidering. We don't want to sing that song anymore. We don't even know what we are singing. So Xiaobu, please give us a pen to compose a new song." Hearing the old man's suggestion.
, the villagers immediately shouted in agreement.
Hearing everyone's words, Li Bu, who had already been drunk by everyone, stood up impulsively, then hit the bowl and basin with chopsticks, and roared with an extremely contagious voice;...
From the waves that have crossed five thousand miles, or from the city wall that needs to be rebuilt,
All the faded yellow of history gathers into the sunset and dyes me
From the sweat that has flowed for five thousand years, or from the legendary prosperous Tang Dynasty,
All the gangsters in the world are just waiting for me to give them a name.
The yellow race came to the ground and puffed out its new chest...
When a yellow man walks on the road, the world knows that I am different.
The more turbulent it is, the braver it becomes. The changing world wants me to break through.
I have traveled all over the world with my magnanimous appearance. After five thousand years, it is finally my turn to play.
There is never a wound that cannot be healed, only the most ancient power,
All the yellow scattered in the land carries the tenacity of the East,
The yellow race came to the ground and puffed out its new chest
The yellow race is walking on the road, and the world knows that I am different. The more turbulent it is, the braver it becomes. The world changes and I want to break through. I am open-minded and open-minded. After five thousand years, it is finally my turn to play.
[Rap] "There is no place in the world where you can't see yellow faces and bright red blood flowing among 1.3 billion people. You say this is my anger, I say this is my attitude. Go forward bravely regardless of your own safety. We are the only ones."
Chinese..."
There is never a wound that cannot be healed, only the most ancient strength. All the yellow scattered in the land carries tenacity and is very oriental. The more turbulent it is, the braver it becomes. The yellow that belongs to me is shed. I am magnanimous. The yellow sky is above. Let’s see how I do.
Be a good Han~~Han~Han~~~!!”
Bang bang bang... bang bang... Although it was the first time to listen to this song, facing such a popular song, the villagers stood up excitedly and shouted: "Okay, as expected."
The child of our old Li family wrote this song well, and he will be the village song of our Li family village from now on..."
"Just be happy. My head is so dizzy. I'm going to bed first. You drink slowly..." Drinking liquor really makes you drunk quickly. Li Bu, who was singing enthusiastically just now, became drunk in the blink of an eye.