"System, I want something that can be translated. I want accurate translation. It doesn't matter if I spend more money." Lu Xiaobu said to the system.
"How accurate is it?"
The system is a little confused!
"To be precise, even if I say that in the Tao Te Ching, Tao can be Tao, but it is very Tao, they have to know what it means." Lu Xiaobu said harshly.
"I'm going!"
The system looked confused: "Stop talking about them, how many people in China understand these two sentences?"
"You care so much? Just do it." Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.
"Then let me ask one more question, why are you doing this?" The system couldn't help but asked curiously.
"Swearing people! They don't understand, how boring are the curses?" Lu Xiaobu said matter-of-factly: "Our national curses are so classic, wouldn't it be a pity if they don't understand."
System: "I..." I want Jingjing, and don't ask who she is. Anyway, no matter who she is, please tell her that I miss her!
…
Soon, the system came back and threw a snow-white lotus flower to Lu Xiaobu with a painful look on his face: "Three hundred million."
"Three hundred million for what?"
Lu Xiaobu was stunned.
"Tongue-spreading lotus is a magical lotus that the great masters in a plane eat before giving lectures. After eating it, you can communicate with all living beings in the world within an hour. Anyone who can hear you can understand what you are thinking.
Think, similarly, you can also hear what others mean."
The system explained: "These are the great powers of that plane. They use this lotus to teach all things. It is a thing of great merit!"
"Okay! Now I feel comfortable scolding!"
Lu Xiaobu showed a satisfied smile.
"Hey, I just don't know if the powerful people in that plane will fly over and strangle us two to death with their own hands if they know you use this great meritorious item to curse people." The system sighed and said with a pained face.
Others use it to educate all things, but Lu Xiaobu uses it to curse!
This is not just killing a chicken with a sledgehammer, it is basically killing a mosquito with a Xuanyuan sword!
As a member of the prodigal system, he couldn't help but say - What a prodigal!
…
Now that everything was ready, Lu Xiaobu went to the TV station and walked in under the worried eyes of the three women.
"Oh, you must be Lu Xiaobu, welcome, welcome!"
A staff member said hello politely, but the playful expression in his eyes was not concealed.
Lu Xiaobu hasn't eaten lotus yet, so he doesn't know what the bird is saying.
Seeing Lu Xiaobu's expression, the staff's expressions became even more playful!
But then, just as they guessed, Liang Lan and Li Jin were stopped at the entrance of the studio, and they only allowed Lu Xiaobu to enter the studio alone.
And when Lu Xiaobu entered, the staff member made a gesture to Henry, the host of "Henry Says" inside, obviously giving some secret signal!
Henry and the host both showed a proud and confident smile.
"What gesture are you making?"
Liang Lan immediately scolded, the anger on his face undisguised.
Are they still here, so obvious?
"It's nothing! I'm notifying the host that people have arrived."
The staff member said with a look of disdain, obviously he didn't mean what he said.
Everyone can see that he is lying.
"you!"
Liang Lan was so angry that she almost asked Li Jin to take action!
But thinking that once they took action now, whatever the young master's plan was, would be ruined, he could only endure it.
She looked at the staff member coldly: "You will know later what kind of person you have provoked!"
"Oh, I'll wait!"
The staff made it clear with a flirty smile!
Under Henry's troubles, no one can easily get out of this gate!
…
There is a sofa in the studio, a host, a translator, and someone I just met from the machinery company—Smith!
Everything was so prepared, like a big trap with an open pocket!
Waiting for Lu Xiaobu to jump in!
When Lu Xiaobu saw this scene, a sneer curled up at the corner of his mouth.
At this moment the host Henry is talking to Smith.
When he saw Lu Xiaobu coming in, he didn't even look at him. He was not as important as a staff member in Henry's eyes!
Henry: "My assistant has confirmed that this Lu Xiaobu really doesn't know English, so as long as he smiles, he doesn't know what we are talking about."
Smith: "My old friend, you are still the best! You are teasing this Chinese man like this!"
Henry: "Of course, what I hate the most is the Chinese people. They are more hateful than black people! If Lu Xiaobu dares to accept my invitation, he is provoking me. Of course I will humiliate him."
Smith gave a vague thumbs up - only a few people knew that this Henry hated Chinese people because of some things that happened when he was a child.
And let me ask, what live audience can such a host have?
So, the audience’s dialogue is like this!
"Hahaha, I have probably guessed Henry's plan. He must have wanted to severely humiliate this Chinese man through translation first."
"It's really shameless, but I like it. Chinese people should not appear in the United States!"
"I used to be engaged in decoration, and I spent three thousand dollars without materials, and I was able to do it comfortably. However, the people from China came and paid two thousand dollars with materials, and even treated the customers to Chinese food! Mader, then
, I will go bankrupt! I hate Chinese people!"
"Yes, I hate Chinese people too! I once ate at a restaurant called 'One Spoon and One Dollar Chinese Food' for a long time. I always thought it was much cheaper than the eight-dollar fast food I used to eat. But later I
Only then did I realize that I always eat at least eleven spoonfuls every time, so I was so happy to introduce customers to him on the grounds of being cheap! Damn Chinese people!"
"Anyway, we can take revenge today! Henry just said that this Chinese person doesn't understand English."
"..."
Although Lu Xiaobu didn't understand, he could guess what they were talking about just by looking at their expressions.
A sneer curled up at the corner of his mouth, but he remained silent. It wasn't time to speak yet.
When all the preparations are completed, the time has come.
Finally, it’s broadcast!
And Henry finally said his first words to Lu Xiaobu: "Let us welcome the black sheep of the Chinese people, Lu Xiaobu, to our "Henry Says" as a guest! Since this is the first time for Lu Xiaobu to participate in this kind of program, what's wrong?
If you have any questions, you can ask them!"
The first sentence is to compete!
When the translator was translating, he directly omitted the title "black sheep" with a smile!
They just bullied Lu Xiaobu for not knowing English!
Lu Xiaobu glanced at Henry indifferently: "I only have one question, is this a live broadcast?"
Do you still remember the last time Lu Xiaobu asked this question?
That's right, it's the live show "Genius or Retarded"!