Hearing Lu Xiaobu's question, Henry was stunned, but still nodded in affirmation, but he still did not forget Hei Tianchao: "Of course, it is indeed live broadcast! You probably haven't seen it.
This is the model!"
Hearing Henry's words, everyone burst into laughter!
"The backward East, the poor East."
"I've never even seen a live broadcast. In their closed country, this kind of thing is really rare."
"Don't laugh at others. It's normal for people to ask if they haven't seen it before."
"..."
Seeing Henry nodding, Lu Xiaobu raised his eyebrows: "Okay, if you have anything to ask, just ask."
"Well, I have always had a doubt, that is, have you ever seen a car in China? It has four wheels. Are you still using human power to pull the car?" Henry asked the first question.
This question actually requires no answer.
After all, everyone knows that if people from China want to come to the United States, they must take a plane. There are planes, but have you never seen a car?
His question was firstly to deliberately ridicule, and secondly to warm up the show, please the audience, and clarify the theme - the theme of mocking the Chinese people.
As he said he expected, the audience both at the scene and in front of the TV series all showed playful smiles.
"Henry is indeed so sharp!"
"This is just deliberately making things difficult for others!"
"Are you going to be so cruel? People in China are so pitiful!"
"..."
And this sentence, under Henry's instructions, was translated into this: "Did every household in your country have a car? How do you usually travel?"
The translator's voice is very small and will not be broadcast live, and the translator has a smile on his face, so no one would think that there has been an error in the translated content.
The corner of Lu Xiaobu's mouth curled up: "You're asking about cars! We don't have cars in China! I've never seen one!"
He just finished speaking.
Suddenly everyone burst into laughter.
"No, you have never seen a car before?"
"It's the kind of car with four wheels that doesn't require walking!"
"Poor China, so pitiful!"
"..."
Lu Xiaobu continued to speak: "Because we don't need a car! We usually fly!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, and then they all laughed like crazy!
"Ah? You don't need a car? You need a flying one?"
"Are the people in the Celestial Dynasty crazy? Fei? He thinks they are angels!"
"Hahaha, I'm so happy! This Chinese guy is so funny!"
"..."
Henry laughed so hard that tears came out: "To be honest, Tianchao people, I don't like Tianchao people very much, but I found that I like you a little bit, you are so funny! Flying? You actually said flying!"
Seeing the almost crazy expressions of these Americans laughing, Lu Xiaobu remained calm and composed, and the old god was there, quietly waiting for them to finish laughing.
It's okay, just laugh, the happier you are, the better.
Because the happier you laugh now, the crazier you will be in a while!
The higher you fly, the harder you fall!
After a long time, Henry finally suppressed his laughter with the professionalism of a host: "Sorry, I lost my temper, let's continue."
"sure!"
Lu Xiaobu shrugged.
"Okay, let me ask a classic question, are the kung fu of you Chinese people a lie?" Henry asked.
What no one noticed was that when he asked this question, the smile on his face disappeared completely in an instant, and even anger emerged!
"It's true!"
Lu Xiaobu gave an affirmative answer.
"It's really a lie!" Henry said subconsciously, but then he was suddenly stunned and stood up suddenly, with endless anger in his eyes: "What! It's true! How dare you say it's true!!!"
"Yes, it's true."
Lu Xiaobu looked up and answered in the affirmative again.
result!
Henry was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and exploded instantly: "Fuck! This is impossible! You Chinese people are trying to lie to me again! You Chinese people are all big liars, liars! If you have the ability, show me one
Take a look!"
"OK."
Lu Xiaobu shrugged.
It’s waiting for you right here!
Little bitch!
Everyone laughed when they heard that Lu Xiaobu dared to agree!
The translator laughed so much that he almost couldn’t translate it!
Not only is this Chinese man crazy, he is also a chuunibyou!
And this time!
"Three million dragon capturers!"
Lu Xiaobu directly slapped it with a dragon-capturing hand!
"Crack!"
As a loud slap came, Henry's face was slapped hard!
Bright red fingerprints suddenly appeared on his face.
"Fuck!"
Everyone stopped smiling instantly and went crazy!
Amid the ups and downs, many people’s hearts almost couldn’t bear it!
They all looked at this scene in horror!
They looked at Lu Xiaobu and then at Henry, who had indeed been slapped, and they all went crazy!
what happened?!
The Celestial Man clearly didn’t move!
Why was Henry beaten!?
Is it really Chinese Kung Fu?
Henry touched his face in disbelief, feeling the burning pain!
Everyone is stunned!
Got beaten!?
Damn it, who hit me?
Who hit me?
Celestial people?!
What the hell are you kidding?
This Chinese person is three meters away from me!
There's absolutely no way it's him!
"How is it? Do you believe it?"
Lu Xiaobu hugged his shoulders and said calmly.
"This is absolutely impossible, you must have used some method!"
Henry roared immediately!
Smith looked at Henry: "Old man, you are not acting with Lu Xiaobu, are you?"
"What kind of show is this? I was really beaten!" Henry roared!
"Three million dragon capturers!"
Lu Xiaobu smiled and used the dragon-capturing hand again!
"Crack!"
Henry also had a bright red five-fingerprint on the other half of his face!
Now it’s tidy!
Lu Xiaobu felt that it was not enough. He looked at Smith and smiled.
"Three million dragon capturers!"
"Crack!"
Smith also received a slap!
Henry covered his face with both hands, while Smith covered his face with one hand, his jaw wide open, and he looked at Lu Xiaobu in horror!
It's true!
They were really beaten!
And not surprisingly, it was Lu Xiaobu who beat him!
How is this possible?!
How is it possible to hit such a long distance?
It seems that there is no other explanation other than Chinese Kung Fu!
"No, absolutely impossible! This is unscientific!" Henry looked like he was crazy: "Director, turn up the replay and watch the replay!"
"Yes, yes, watch the replay. This is absolutely unscientific. It is absolutely impossible to do any Chinese Kung Fu!" Smith also roared.
The director quickly turned on the playback function with a look of horror!
However!
Play slowly X2...
Not found!
Play X8 slowly...
Not found!
Slow play X16......
Not found!
Slow playback X32...
Still not found!
Lu Xiaobu sat there all the time, but whenever he spoke, Henry would be beaten!
Everyone stared blankly at the slow playback without any movement!
All the brains are blank!
Could it be that... people from the Celestial Dynasty really know magic?!
Otherwise, how to explain all this!?
Lu Xiaobu looked at the angry crowd and raised the corner of his mouth slightly.
Only then did he slowly put the lotus flower in his mouth and eat it.
Then he said leisurely: "Do you still remember the previous question? We Chinese people can really fly!"
In one sentence, the United States instantly went crazy!
Could it be that people from China can really fly!???
