Chapter 192: Work hard to cultivate immortals, you will definitely soar
Lu Xiaobu snorted coldly, broke free from Zhang Baijun's restraints, and strode into the studio.
Because he was so angry with Zhang Baijun, his face didn't look very good.
This invisibly adds a sense of majesty.
"teacher!"
"We want to learn the Nine Yin White Bone Claw!"
"And that repair debt!"
"No, it's the universe in the sleeves!"
"..."
The white people shouted excitedly.
"Nonsense!"
Lu Xiaobu opened his mouth and started scolding!
One sentence immediately stunned all the white people!
Everyone was silent, not knowing what they had done wrong!
"Do you know what it means that the Tao should not be taught lightly and the Dharma should not be taught to the six ears!? What do you want to do by publicizing it here?! Do you want to attract the attention of the ancient warriors and eliminate all of you?!"
Lu Xiaobu scolded mercilessly with a straight face.
After eating the lotus flower, he can easily convey its meaning to everyone!
Zhang Baijun twitched at the corner of his mouth at the door - No, how did you say such nonsense so righteously?! And the most ridiculous thing is that Americans still believe it!?
Oh, mom sells batches!
But Henry in the studio suddenly trembled with fright.
The Tao should not be taught lightly, and the Dharma should not be taught to the six ears?!
He got it!
He finally understood why he couldn't learn it before!
and!
He...he...he seemed to have done something wrong today!
Yes, Chinese Kung Fu has never been a highly publicized Kung Fu!
Suddenly, his knees softened and he sat on the ground.
The other white people were also frightened!
Not only are they worried about not being able to learn kung fu, they are now also worried about being silenced!
"Yes!"
Henry's mind was spinning fast, his eyes suddenly lit up, his face returned to normal, and then he said to the camera: "Haha, you have all been deceived! This is a play performed by me, Lu Xiaobu, from beginning to end, including
The beating and the branch are both props, let us thank Lu Xiaobu with applause!"
That’s right, the Dharma cannot be taught lightly, and the Tao cannot be taught to the six ears, and others cannot learn it!
He wants to learn alone!
He was just a bad guy, why should he explain to these people!?
Then he continued: "Okay, that's the end of today's Henry talk, thank you everyone for watching!"
After finishing speaking, he ordered the director to turn off the live broadcast!
"Well, you did a good job, then I will teach you a formula! When you can truly understand this sentence and translate it in your native language, you will be a beginner! You can learn the true cultivation of immortality!
"
Lu Xiaobu looked solemn and said nonsense seriously!
"Yes, teacher!"
Henry was extremely happy.
However, when he saw the audience in the audience who looked as expectant as him, he suddenly became unhappy!
Damn it, these vampires, the teacher obviously taught me this!
And Lu Xiaobu started at this time.
"The Tao can be Tao, but it is not Tao; the name can be named, but it is not named."
"The nameless is the beginning of all things, the named is the mother of all things."
"Therefore, always have no desire in order to observe its wonderfulness; always have desire in order to observe its pleasure."
"These two have the same origin but different names. They are both called mysteries. Mysteries are mysteries and mysteries are mysteries. They are the door to all mysteries."
"..."
Well, Lu Xiaobu has started to recite the Tao Te Ching!
Why do you say it’s about thinking!
Because, right now, he is looking at his phone and reciting, but he can’t recite it!
Nowadays, there are always some mentally retarded people saying that China is too backward and not as good as the West!
In Lu Xiaobu's opinion, it's just fart!
How could it be possible that after five thousand years of questioning in China, it was not as good as in the West?!
Every word summed up by the five thousand years old ancestors can be admired and worshiped by countless descendants!
What Westerners call unscientific, metaphysics!
It’s just that they don’t understand!
And today, with the help of Tongue Blossom Lotus, they understood!
No no no!
I can’t say I understand!
All I can say is that I understand!
They understood the words!
Suddenly, they all became intoxicated!
Everyone is immersed in the mysterious words and obsessed with it!
At the same time, they believed in what Lu Xiaobu said before!
They have to understand this passage and say its true meaning in English. By then, they will be able to become immortals!
"Is Lu Xiaobu so stupid?"
Zhang Baijun at the door looked up at the sky, speechless and choked!
This Lu Xiaobu is too stupid!
Understand the Tao Te Ching?
I would like to ask, how many people in China really understand the Tao Te Ching?!
Not to mention.
Need to translate the Tao Te Ching into English?!
This is an unsolvable question, okay?!
To be honest, he has been in the United States for so many years, and this is the first time he has discovered that American people are so stupid!
First I believed in cultivating immortals, then I believed that people from heaven could fly, and now it’s even better, I actually want to translate the Tao Te Ching in English!
You guys go and have some fun!
If I give you another five hundred years and you add thousands of words, you still won’t be able to translate them!
This is the difference between Americans and Chinese people!
People in China know their own affairs well. Neither Zhang Baijun nor any normal person in China ever believed what Lu Xiaobu said.
After all, they were not present, and Tongue Blossom Lotus would not have any effect on them.
Even if Lu Xiaobu really has the technique of cultivating immortals now, it will be the same!
But Americans are different. In their impression, although China is relatively backward, it has always been a mysterious representative!
And today, after seeing is believing again, and Henry's attitude changed as he became a fan of the Celestial Empire.
Their instinctive choice is to believe!
This is actually the same as MLM. Anyone who is sober knows that it is impossible to make money from that kind of behavior, but there are still a lot of people who believe it!
Therefore, the Americans here may react in the future, but under the current excitement, they will definitely not react!
…
After reciting the Tao Te Ching, Lu Xiaobu left the studio with great respect from everyone!
At this time, the FBI also came and arrested everyone in the audience and Henry.
Henry kept shouting: "Why are you arresting me? I want to hire a lawyer. This is my show. It's my right to joke. You have no right to arrest me!"
While shouting, he gave Lu Xiaobu a firm look - Teacher, I won't tell anyone!
Lu Xiaobu nodded - come on, work hard to cultivate immortality, you will definitely ascend!
Zhang Baijun slapped him on the forehead - This kid is finished! He has been completely brainwashed!
Is this Lu Xiaobu so scary?
He believes that besides Henry, there are definitely a lot of people in the United States who have been brainwashed by Lu Xiaobu!
He couldn't even imagine what these people would do!
"Let's go and eat."
Lu Xiaobu happily said to Zhang Baijun: "You said you would cook it yourself!"
Chaos in the United States is not something he considers!
What he was thinking about was to eat and drink enough, and then start - League of Legends!