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One hundred and ninety-first laugh until cramps

Lu Xiaobu looked at the Americans who were fascinated and could explain themselves, and couldn't bear it anymore: "Ahem, cough, study hard, I'm going to the bathroom!"

"Yes, teacher!"

The Americans immediately shouted!

After Lu Xiaobu said that, he ran out!

He really couldn't help it!

I almost peed myself laughing!

Americans are so funny!

As soon as you go out!

"Pfft! Hahaha!"

Lu Xiaobul was rolling around in laughter, he was so happy!

"Master, you are so bad!"

Liang Lan and the others were also laughing like crazy at the door.

"This is the power of Qi. Do you want to laugh me to death and then inherit my inheritance? You have the power of Qi!"

Little Pepper couldn't help laughing!

"Hahaha!"

As for Wu Qianmin, she was laughing so much that she could hardly breathe, and she felt like her stomach was cramping!

"Young Master, look, that Henry is explaining!"

Li Jin was so happy that his molars were sticking out. He pointed to the studio and said.

"What?"

The four people were so happy that they quickly stood up and looked inside!

I saw that at that moment, that Henry actually took the initiative to become a teacher and explain it to the Americans.

"Do you know why you can tear up Japanese soldiers with your hands?" Henry said mysteriously.

"Why?" Everyone was stunned: "The power of Qi?"

"Yes, the power of qi, but that's not accurate!" Henry looked at the hand-tearing devil again, and then said seriously: "If I guessed correctly, this must be a Kung Fu called Jiuyin White Bone Claw.

I heard that only a very few people in China know how to do it!"

He recalled that when he was first deceived, the master seemed to have taught him the Nine-Yin White Bone Claw. It seemed that he could penetrate the skull of a person after practicing it to the Mahayana stage. It was terrifying!

But later the first teacher had his finger chopped off because he owed money for gambling!

pity!

"Nine Yin White Bone Claws?!"

The Americans were stunned for a moment after hearing this.

"Oh my god, even though I don't understand it, the name is amazing!"

"Yes! What is the Nine Yin White Bone Claw?!"

"Henry, you can't do it! We understand everything the teacher says, but we don't understand what you say at all!"

"..."

"Nonsense, if you understand it as soon as I say it, then I'm the teacher! I'm just telling you my guess. You can ask the teacher about this in a while!" Henry said with great excitement.

"Oh, that's it. I remember the Nine Yin White Bone Claws. What's next? What's next?"

"Yes, yes, continue!"

"..."

"Okay, that Baozi Lei should be a Kung Fu called Qiankun in the Sleeves."

Henry tried his best to explain with his poor IQ.

Well, this is what his second liar teacher taught him. It is said that he can put all things into his sleeves.

But the teacher was caught while giving him a demonstration because the teacher was a thief!

I stole everything from the sleeves of my wallet and didn’t put it in it!

I used to think he was a liar, but now it seems that he probably doesn't have enough skills!

"Oh Maiga! You have everything in your sleeves, and the name is so nice!"

"I want to learn this, what is called the right to repair!"

"It's about knowing everything in one's sleeves, not fixing rights!"

"..."

"And the sniper who killed the enemy eight hundred miles ago should have used a skill called the magical power of snapping fingers!"

Henry continued his serious explanation!

This was not taught by his master, but something he saw in a broken secret book. The secret book seemed to be called something like Shooting the Condor, but it was pretty amazing anyway!

Americans nod their heads and take note of it carefully!

And now all the Americans watching the live broadcast are going crazy!

"Oh my god! How can people from China be so powerful?"

"Nine Yin White Bone Claws? The Universe in the Sleeve? Magical Powers at the Snap of a Finger!?"

"What the hell is this!?"

"I'm going to find someone from China to demonstrate!"

"..."

Countless young people could not sleep and rushed into Chinatown crazily.

They grabbed a random Chinese person and said eagerly: "Please fly one for me to see!"

"Fly!?" A Chinese man looked confused: "What the hell?"

"Are you from China?" the American asked.

"Yes!" The Chinese nodded: "Although I have been in the United States for more than ten years, I am indeed a Chinese!"

"Then you must be able to fly, don't lie to me!"

The Americans looked unbelieving and held on to the Chinese people tightly, fearing that the Chinese people would fly away.

"Fly? I really can't! My mother never taught me this skill!" The Chinese people were also going crazy.

Are these Americans crazy?!

"Otherwise, it's okay to show off the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, but please don't tear me apart!" The Americans continued to be unyielding!

People from the Celestial Dynasty: "..."

If I really know how to do it, I will definitely tear you apart!



Outside the studio, Lu Xiaobu and his group were stunned and overjoyed!

"Go ahead, you're talented! You can fool him even better than me!" Lu Xiaobule's mouth cramped up: "Is it really okay to fool his compatriots like this?"

While we were having fun here, a man suddenly broke in, aiming directly at Lu Xiaobu.

He is a middle-aged Chinese man.

"Lu Xiaobu?" This person took out a photo and looked at it.

"That's right." Lu Xiaobu nodded.

"Hello, let me introduce myself. I am Zhang Baijun from the embassy. The senior officials of the United States have noticed this live broadcast. I am afraid they will come to pick up people soon. Please go to the embassy with us to hide for a while." Zhang Baijun frowned.

said with brows.

"All right."

Lu Xiaobu nodded, and there was no surprise. If the matter has reached this point, if the top management of the United States did not notice, then they would be really stupid!

"Are you serious? Why are you making such a big fuss?! If you buy a company, just buy the company. What's more serious! You're also deceiving the Americans. If this escalates to a diplomatic issue, you'll be in trouble!"

Zhang Baijun looked at Lu Xiaobu's indifferent attitude and couldn't help but scolded him!

To be honest, if it weren't for the order, he wouldn't care about this messy prodigal!

People in heaven can fly!

Although he didn't know what trick Lu Xiaobu used, but no matter what!

It’s all nonsense!

"What? What you mean is that they deserve to scold me and China."

Lu Xiaobu became so angry!

He dislikes and hates people who don't care about everything and scold him first when they come up!

"It's not that, don't change your mind! If you have the ability, you can solve the trouble yourself! Let the Americans not pursue it!"

Zhang Baijun is so angry.

You did something wrong and you still don’t let me tell you?!

"Okay, then I'll handle it myself!"

Lu Xiaobu sneered: "Believe it or not, I told them all to keep silent about this matter?!"

"I really don't believe it. If you can do it, I will cook for you myself and treat you to dinner!"

Zhang Baijun looked unbelieving.

He just felt that Lu Xiaobu's method was wrong. He really had no intention of targeting Lu Xiaobu. On the contrary, he admired this young man who dared to hit and scold!

"Well, I'll definitely eat your meal!"

Lu Xiaobu pinched his joints and was about to walk to the studio.

Madam, I just can't find any delicious Chinese food. It's delivered to my door. Don't give it up!

"Okay, stop making trouble. In the United States, let's stop making trouble and come back to the embassy with me! You'll be fine after just two days of hiding!"

Zhang Baijun was really a little angry. He thought he was quite appreciative just now, but now he is really acting silly!


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