This word is a knife, the knife goes straight into the heart, and the blood is dripping!
"Damn it, we're the only ones left, right?"
"Where the hell is this going to end up? The Mariana Trench?"
"It's too cruel!"
"It's over, it's over, my life is dark!"
"..."
Lu Xiaobu sighed: "Hey, actually, you only see others living happily on the surface..."
Netizens shook their heads and smiled bitterly.
They know that what follows is definitely not some serious chicken soup.
really.
Lu Xiaobu smiled proudly: "You don't know that people are living a prosperous life behind the scenes."
Countless netizens covered their hearts and cried.
"Mom, help!"
"My heart can't bear it anymore!"
"It's so heartbreaking!"
"ah!"
"I was wrong, I was wrong, please stop talking."
"..."
Lu Xiaobu sneered, "You can talk if you want to, but if you don't want to talk, you can't!"
Keep going with full firepower!
"Pay attention to details and start with small things."
"Because you can't do big things at all."
Netizens were wailing in pain.
"It's so straightforward! It's so heartbreaking!"
"Master Xiaobu, I beg you, can we stop talking?!"
"..."
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and pointed into the distance: "There is more to life than just what you have in front of you..."
The conversation changed and he spread his hands: "After all, there are still invitations from my ex."
"Pfft! Who has a quick-acting heart-saving pill?"
"Please call 120 for me, thank you!"
"It's too poisonous! It's extremely poisonous!"
"..."
Lu Xiaobu sighed: "Actually, even if this is the case, we still have to work hard..."
Netizens were stunned, is it back on track?
"After all, if you don't work hard, you won't know what despair is!" Lu Xiaobu spread his hands!
"ah!"
Netizens are going crazy!
They were so beaten that they all collapsed on the sofa like salted fish, not wanting to move!
Their hearts have been pierced and have become cold!
Don't call them by their names, please call them salted fish!
Come on, keep going!
Finished this bowl of poisonous chicken soup!
continue?
Of course Lu Xiaobu will continue.
His poisonous chicken soup comes one after another.
He himself likes to drink poisonous chicken soup the most. After drinking it, he will feel refreshed.
"Don't complain that you can't find the right person among 1.3 billion people. After all, you didn't get it right when there were only four multiple-choice questions."
Salted fish netizens turned over, covered their hearts, and continued to listen.
“I’m just talking to you about my ideal boss so that I don’t pay you too much.”
Salty fish netizens pulled their hair and continued to listen.
"Nothing is difficult in the world, except for the rich."
Xianyu netizens slumped on the sofa, listening in silence and choked up.
"Birds of a feather flock together, and poor people divide themselves. Rich people eventually get married."
Salted fish netizens said that they have evolved and are no longer salted fish. Please call them dead fish!
"If you are still persisting, it means you are not desperate enough."
Dead Fish said that he was not desperate before, but now, he is desperate!
"The best you can do with all your strength may not be as good as others doing whatever you want."
The dead fish netizen expressed that he did not want to stand up and said that you are right.
"You have to thank those who knocked you down. Because lying down is very comfortable."
Dead fish netizens expressed their approval. It was the first time since they were knocked down by you that they found it so comfortable to collapse on the sofa.
"Young people, it doesn't matter if you don't have money now. There will be many days when you don't have money in the future."
Dead fish netizens super evolve, mud netizens.
“The ugly duckling turns into a white swan not because of its own efforts, but because its parents are white swans.”
Mud said that we cannot evolve into white swans, but we will degenerate!
"Do you think that as long as you are beautiful, boys will like you? Do you think that as long as you have money, pretty girls will come to you? Do you think that top academics can find good jobs? Let me tell you, these are all true!"
Mud means you are right, but he doesn't want to talk.
"In addition to rich people, there are two types of people in the world: one is those who live frugally and buy luxuries to show off, and the other are those who live frugally and cannot afford luxuries."
Lanni: Please call me Er Er, thank you!
"Life will never wave to you politely and say, "Come here and we can talk things over." Life will only knock you to the ground with a big mouth and say: "Stupid, learn better!"."
Luni: I know you are the one who hit me. I have already laid down! Get ready to sleep here!
Lu Xiaobu snapped his fingers: "How are you? Are you full?"
No one has responded to the comments yet.
The mud people said that they don’t want to reply, they just want to die!
Wenjiating smiled bitterly on the side.
He was really convinced.
This is definitely a person who brought poisonous chicken soup to television.
Every word is heartbreaking!
I guess netizens are all heartbroken now and want to die.
"Finally, I want to give you one more message. Don't think about copying what you want to learn every day. Think about it first. Is your memory enough for copying? If not, why don't you make money to expand the memory? Taking a step back, even if you copy successfully,
Excuse me, do you have a place to stick it?"
"So, don't have your own whims every day, unless, like me, you take money and don't treat it as money!"
After Lu Xiaobu said this last sentence, he threw away the microphone and strode away from the summit!