Many reporters, with the attitude of making a big news, began to search the Internet for netizens' opinions on this ton of poisonous chicken soup.
Although they were criticized by Lu Xiaobu, reporters are reporters, and this is the instinct of their work.
They thought that there would be a lot of criticism online.
result.
There are scoldings, but more of them are like this.
"It feels so good! I feel so refreshed after drinking this poisonous chicken soup."
"Mom sells batches. I haven't felt this good in a long time. It's the first time I know that poisonous chicken soup can taste so delicious."
"After finishing this bowl of poisonous chicken soup, I will continue to attack the streets tomorrow!"
"Life is indeed full of despair, but I still have to keep walking."
"It was really annoying when I first heard it, but as I kept getting used to it, I started to enjoy it a little bit more! Is this what the legend says, if you can't resist, just enjoy it?"
"..."
These comments were like being reborn from the ashes, leaving reporters all confused.
What's going on?!
These adults were in great pain when they heard this. How could you young people rise from the ashes so quickly?!
No!
Isn’t it said that young people are very fragile?
They all look like flowers in a greenhouse?!
Some people had the same idea as them, so they raised this question online.
"Why did you get better so quickly? Don't you feel sad?"
Young netizens burst out laughing after seeing this comment.
"It hurts my heart, but so what? Isn't that the truth? You are already old!"
"Yeah, what kind of era is this now? The Internet has already made us understand everything."
"Yes! Although poisonous chicken soup is poisonous, it makes people stay vigilant and reminds you not to make excuses for yourself; although chicken soup is delicious, it numbs the mind and makes people think that "hard work" can solve all problems. In fact, if
The direction is wrong, and trying hard will only make you deviate further and further off the track."
"..."
The adults were stunned when they saw these comments.
Then, they all fell silent again.
It seems so. From the Lost Generation to the Beat Generation to the Silent Generation, there are always people who label the latecomers in various ways.
However, it is undeniable that the new generation will always grow up.
They are still sighing here.
A voting campaign was suddenly launched online.
"Strongly request Lu Xiaobu to do it again!"
"That's right, I'm addicted to poisonous chicken soup, you have to be responsible for me!"
"I'm addicted to drinking too. Now I feel uncomfortable if I don't drink for a day!"
"Strongly request Lu Xiaobu to open a program and launch a special program on poisonous chicken soup!"
"Please give me a basin of cold water to extinguish my fantasy world!"
“Poisonous chicken soup, unique chicken soup!”
"..."
In the last "Poisonous Chicken Soup" event, millions of people voted to ask Lu Xiaobu to talk about "Poisonous Chicken Soup" again.
This frightened those who organized the summit forum into a daze.
Their summits where big names are invited to give speeches are not so popular!
What's wrong with this world?
Are they really old?
Modern young people don't listen to the success stories and don't drink chicken soup. Instead, they are addicted to poisonous chicken soup!?
You are all masochists!
Regardless of them, within the Lu Group, there are seven Calabash Babies, bah, seven eo... forget it, let’s just call them Seven Calabash Babies from now on!
But he is currently conducting a seminar on Lu Xiaobu's "Poisonous Chicken Soup" lecture.
Sanwa Zhicheng it raised a question: "Why do you think Master Xiaobu went to the summit to give a speech? And he also talked about poisonous chicken soup?!"
Erwa Creation Chinese website: "Is there something we didn't expect?"
Siwa Jueying mobile phone: "Yes, Master Xiaobu never does useless work."
Qi Wa Nao Hei Jin had an idea, "Wait a minute, let me give you an idea. You can think about it according to our Nao Hei Jin's advertising routine. Now that Master Xiao Bu's poisonous chicken soup is very popular, can we use this to expand our business?"
What is the sales volume of a certain product?”
Liuwa lol frowned: "Sales? Sales?! Advertising?"
"Yes!" Dawa Coke Company slapped its thighs: "Master Xiaobu definitely thinks about our Coke. Think about it, if we print Master Xiaobu's poisonous chicken soup on the label of our Coke, then the sales volume will definitely increase.
Surge!”
Sanwa Zhicheng was suddenly awakened: "Yes, we can also help you design a creative label. For example, it looks like chicken soup on the surface, but as long as the label is peeled off, it will turn into poisonous chicken soup!"
Dawa Cola Company danced excitedly: "Okay, this is it. We finally figured out Master Xiaobu's intention for the first time! That's great!"
Lu Xiaobu would probably be confused if he heard this. What the hell have I come up with? What have you figured out?!
However, it doesn’t matter whether he is confused or not.
Coca-Cola with the new poisonous chicken soup label is now on sale!
…
Jintailong Supermarket.
The supermarket owner looked at the latest batch of cola delivered and was a little puzzled. The label of the cola was actually changed this time?
There are actually words on it.
And it seems to be getting thicker too!
But forget it, don’t worry about his affairs.
After all, Coke is Coke, and its sales have always been very good.
Soon, the first batch of customers arrived, and they headed straight for the Coke shelf.
The boss frowned: "Are there any other activities? So crazy?"
Then, he saw this guest and carefully selected it.
This made the boss stunned again. Cokes all taste the same, so what’s the point?
However, since he was a guest, it was hard for him to say anything.
The customer finally made up his mind, took a bottle, and then handed over the money and delivery.
Then, the boss saw...
After the customer got the Coke, he did not open it and drink it directly, but carefully peeled it off from the label.
Tear it apart bit by bit, and the feeling is the same as when gamblers look at cards.
This makes the boss even more miserable.
You buy a drink, but instead of drinking it, you get hung up on the label!
After a while.
The customer finally tore off the label.
"ah!"
I saw the guest grabbing his heart and wailing.
The expression on his face was even more strange, sad and happy at the same time.
After calming down for a while.
The guest sighed, opened the Coke, took a sip, and left.
The boss almost went crazy, what kind of plane was he planning?
And just when he thought it was an exception, almost all the other customers in the store did the same thing as the first customer.
Choose a Coke, buy it, don’t drink it, first tear off the label, whimper, make a strange expression, and finally drink the Coke.
The boss was crazy. He was just out of curiosity and went to get a bottle.
He looked at the words on the bottle. If life deceives you today, don't be sad or cry.
The boss looked at it and said it was very good, very good and very positive.
But why are those customers wailing?
He took off the label like a customer.
The second half of the sentence appears because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow!
The boss's mouth is full of blood for three kilometers!
Mom sells batches!
I have nothing to do, so I came here to worry about it, right?!