Chapter four hundred and twentieth seventh fist to the flesh
What?
Yu Jian asked Lu Xiaobu if he dared?!
Do you think you dare?!
"Come on, a couplet and a slap." Lu Xiaobu raised his eyebrows: "Do you dare?"
"you!"
When Yu Jian heard the words "dare you dare", he was furious!
I'm asking you if you dare?
You didn’t ask me!
"Okay, just come! One link per minute!"
Yu Jian gritted his teeth and said.
He asked the question directly without waiting for Lu Xiaobu to answer.
He wants raw rice to be cooked!
Well, shameless people, shameless tricks!
Of course, there is also a sense of stupidity in the shamelessness!
The poor child was not only blinded by wealth, but also tainted with a sour smell.
It’s hopeless!
"Paint lotus and monk paintings!" Yu Jian said hurriedly.
This was the first of the odd combinations he prepared.
This couplet seems ordinary, but when you read it backwards, it is different. The pronunciation of the characters is the same when you read them forward and backward. This is the mystery of this couplet.
In fact, this couplet is more than one and a half points worse than Liu Chen's previous couplet.
As long as you spend some time, you can figure it out.
However, what he wants now is time. As long as Lu Xiaobu doesn't say anything within one minute, he will win!
"The book comes from the Han Dynasty and the Han Dynasty!"
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand.
Zhang Meng went up and slapped him.
"Crack!"
This time I didn't slap him in the face. After all, my face was swollen and I couldn't speak. It would be easy to be accused of cheating.
However, even if it was not a slap in the face, this slap was not something Yu Jian could bear.
A standard dog eats shit!
"Pooh!"
Yu Jian got up from the ground and spit out the dust in his mouth.
"Red flowers are everywhere!"
Yu Jian asked the question again.
Still anti-Union!
"There are lots of green trees and lots of green trees!"
"Crack!"
Another slap!
"The snow reflects the plum blossoms and the plum blossoms reflect the snow."
Yu Jian roared angrily.
He didn't believe that Lu Xiaobu could be so fast after three consecutive counterattacks!
No matter how talented a person is, his inspiration will definitely be gone!
However.
"Ying Yi Liu Yi Ying Liu Yi Ying!"
Another second.
"puff!"
This time, Yu Jian vomited out a mouthful of blood before the beating was even started.
This is annoying!
Then.
"Crack!"
Got another slap.
Zhang Meng secretly used some strength.
Make this kid faint!
Liu Qing was shocked on the sidelines.
These couplets are not ordinary couplets.
They are all counter-connections that require certain skills.
Even he needs some time to think about it.
But what about Lu Xiaobu?
How many seconds?!
Could it be that what Lu Xiaobu is best at is counter-connection?!
However, this is not important anymore.
Now it seems that what he did before is far from Lu Xiaobu's limit.
The war in his heart burned again.
However, before he could burn, the other one did.
Female academic tyrant Zhang Shilin!
"Everywhere in the mountains and rivers is bright and beautiful!" The female top student said with admiration, asking for advice, and fighting spirit in her eyes.
Lu Xiaobu was delighted when he saw it.
Yes, you will be my subordinate after today anyway.
I can also play with you today.
“I’m so curious all the time, rain or shine!”
Zhang Shilin: "My first couplet has changes. I can read it backwards, and the overlapping couplets are also reverse couplets. Everywhere is beautiful and beautiful."
Lu Xiaobu: "What a coincidence or not, I just discovered that I can also read this couplet backwards. Qiqihao, it rains and shines all the time!"
The admiration in Zhang Shilin's eyes is even stronger: "My first couplet can also be stepped on the pattern, and it can be repeated repeatedly. The water is bright, the mountains are beautiful, and the water and mountains are beautiful everywhere!"
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "You reminded me again, my couplets are also made of patterns, and they can also be repeated repeatedly. It's good when it's sunny, odd when it's raining, and curious when it's sunny!"
Zhang Shilin admired him: "Mr. Lu is so talented, but a little girl is overestimating her abilities!"
"Xiaobu, watch the trick!" Wu Qianmin, this girl, also went crazy: "Wushan is as good as Wushan."
As soon as this couplet came out, Liu Qing also raised his eyebrows.
Unexpectedly, Wu Qianmin, who is usually so quiet, actually has two couplets with different characters and the same pronunciation, which is quite good!
"Hey, please be careful and go home to take care of me." Lu Xiaobu's eyes glanced up and down, making Wu Qianmin's pretty face turn red, but he still replied: "How can water be as clear as a river!"
"good!"
Liu Qing couldn't help but cheer.
Wushan...Wushan? What water...river!
What a perfect match!
The people at the literary club couldn't help it either.
They are also literature lovers themselves, so when they saw this scene, they couldn't help themselves!
"The crow flies into the flock of egrets, sending charcoal in the snow."
Xiehou couplet is both a Xiehouyu and a couplet.
"The phoenix stands beside the mandarin ducks, the icing on the cake!" Lu Xiaobu pinched Wu Qianmin's pretty face to punish her.
The person who made the couplet was defeated: "I couldn't help myself, please forgive me!"
"One mouthful can swallow water from two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes!"
The other one couldn't bear it anymore.
He and the last person who published a couplet were both among the best in the literary society. They usually fought all kinds of things, but now they were naturally not to be outdone.
A puzzle couplet is both a puzzle and a couplet.
"You dare to enter thousands of homes of people in all directions!"
Lu Xiaobu took a sip of Coke and said vaguely.
Answer link, the answer is a thermos bottle!
Seeing how approachable Lu Xiaobu was, everyone in the literary club became excited.
"The white snake crosses the river, and a red sun appears above its head."
Another riddle couplet.
Lu Xiaobu: "A blue dragon hangs on the wall, covered with thousands of gold stars!"
"The sky is the chessboard and the stars are the pieces. Who can play the chessboard?"
Lu Xiaobu: "The ground is a pipa and the road is a string. Who dares to play it?"
"The wind blows and the frost turns to light snow in front of the house!"
Lu Xiaobu: "The sun shines on the Dragon Boat Festival and the Qingming Festival, and I see the Double Ninth Festival under the water!"
"The northern geese fly south with their wings divided from east to west and up and down!"
Lv Xiaobu: "You can go up and down in two directions!"
"The old crow tramples the old branches, and the crow flies and the branches fall!"
Lu Xiaobu: "The crane has returned to the fairy stream, and the crane is chirping in the stream!"
A long series of fights!
Lu Xiaobu still opened his mouth to answer without any hesitation.
I quickly answered all ten first couplets!
"good!"
All the people in the literary club applauded and were extremely excited.
Enjoyable!
So enjoyable!
I have never seen such an enjoyable Dou Lian!
If Lu Xiaobu and Teacher Liu Chen were fighting like gods before, now they are fighting against each other at close quarters.
Although it lacks a lot of elegance, it is a little more exciting to punch to the flesh!
Not only were they excited, but even Liu Chen couldn't help it: "The tree is half asleep and the ax has been lifted."
This can be regarded as a strange connection.
It wasn't that he wanted to embarrass Lu Xiaobu, but it was just that he couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart.
"Sure enough, it has nothing to do with it!"
Lu Xiaobu put down the Coke, stood up, and went to the river to wash his hands.
"good!"
Liu Chen almost jumped up.
He was excited, and the people in the literary club were confused.
Why are the gods starting to fight again?!
They looked helplessly at Liu Chen, hoping to get an explanation.
Obviously they feel that these couplets have nothing to do with each other, they have completely different meanings.