I saw the students in the literary club were puzzled.
Teacher Liu smiled and explained to everyone: "Remember what I told you about being ruthless, right?"
"kindness!"
Everyone nodded.
Ruthless right.
This was created by a famous senior in the early years, but few people use it. It is a partial sect among sects!
"That's good. This is actually a ruthless pair."
Teacher Liu Chen nodded with satisfaction and began to explain in detail:
"The tree has half rested, and it really doesn't matter at all."
"Tree and fruit are the names of things; one point and Qianxun are both quantifiers, in ancient times, eight feet is xun; stem and axe are both the names of objects, and stem is a kind of weapon in ancient times."
"So, the upper and lower sentences are extremely neat, but the meaning of the sentences is completely unrelated. As the saying goes, there is no relationship at all in terms of artistic conception."
"But Mr. Lu's second couplet, coincidentally, he not only neatly followed the couplet, but also made it clear that he wrote 'really irrelevant at all' in the second couplet."
"This is the absolute of absolutes in 'Ruthless Pair'!"
I heard Liu Chen’s explanation.
Everyone gasped.
"hiss!"
"Mr. Lu is a great talent!"
"I didn't expect that Mr. Lu would know such an unconventional couplet."
"..."
"Okay, let's go, I'm really sleepy."
Lu Xiaobu yawned and said to the female top student Zhang Shilin: "Can you come with me now?"
"Okay, teacher."
The female top student said immediately.
She has nothing to miss, she can come back at any time anyway.
"Okay, let's go."
Lu Xiaobu showed a happy smile.
Finally got it done.
Hahaha, that’s cool. From now on, there will be someone dedicated to handling literary matters!
Finally, I no longer have to do it myself.
My mother sells batches, and he is a prodigal who engages in literature every day. What the hell is going on?
Looking at Lu Xiaobu's back, the people in the literary club all raised their hands and saluted: "Best farewell to Mr. Lu."
Well, you should all have noticed that under Liu Chen's guidance, these people all have a bit of an ancient feel.
Anyway, Lu Xiaobu still likes this feeling.
He just likes some antique things.
Lu Xiaobu left.
Liu Chen was sitting by the stream and didn't know what he was thinking.
After thinking for a long time, he suddenly stood up and made a phone call: "Old Wen, I want to introduce someone to the Writers' Association!"
…
He took Zhang Shilin out of school: "By the way, I forgot to tell you about the salary. The monthly salary is 10,000, and tips are not included. No problem."
"Thank you, teacher, no problem."
Zhang Shilin automatically regarded Lu Xiaobu as his teacher.
Lu Xiaobu didn't explain it, just leave it like that, it's pretty good.
This identity is easy to explain to the outside world!
Now that there was a female top student, Lu Xiaobu immediately went to Di Dian.
Come to the principal's office.
Principal Li was having a headache about how to discuss the lectures with Lu Xiaobu, when he saw Lu Xiaobu coming.
Good guy, Principal Li went up and grabbed Lu Xiaobu's arm.
If they hadn't known that Principal Li was not an outsider, Zhang Meng and Li Jin would probably have taken action!
"This is what you promised me! Xiao Bu, you can't go back on your word!"
Principal Li said with a slight pleading: "I've blown all my lies!"
"I'm here right now."
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "You can make arrangements for the lecture today."
"today!?"
Principal Li looked confused.
Isn’t it you? You won’t come even if you say you won’t come. You are so anxious and angry when you come?!
How can I prepare in such a short time?
"Any problem? Forget it."
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand.
"No! No problem! Absolutely no problem! I'll get ready right now!"
Principal Li also got angry.
Mom sells batches, no matter how many people can come, the worst thing is to record it and let those who didn't come watch the replay.
"how long?"
Lu Xiaobu nodded with satisfaction.
"Time is so tight, we are concerned about the environment for the speech..."
Principal Li was a little speechless.
After all, when did Lu Xiaobu not make big projects and make big plans?
But now, time is so tight, the most I can do is pull up a banner, forget about anything else.
"It doesn't matter, just go fast."
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand, it was not him who said it anyway.
Ahem, no, it doesn’t matter if urgent matters arise, it doesn’t matter whether he said it or not.
"That's good."
Principal Li stood up: "You rest for a while, I'll get ready right away. I can definitely get it done today!"
"Okay."
Lu Xiaobu nodded in approval.
Principal Li opened the door and was about to leave, but before leaving, he suddenly turned around and confirmed again: "You really won't leave suddenly, will you?"
"Won't!"
Lu Xiaobu replied seriously.
"Really not?"
"Really not."
Principal Li confirmed again and again before leaving to make arrangements.
There is no way, Lu Xiaobu's behavior pattern of not following the routine is too serious.
If it is finally held and pigeons are released here, it will really be a mess!
Principal Li is gone.
Lu Xiaobu had nothing to do, so he strolled to the dormitory.
However, he was actually stopped.
There is no reason for this.
"Am I not a student of this school?"
Lu Xiaobu said angrily.
"You are a student of this school."
The dormitory manager nodded and admitted.
"Then am I a bad person?"
"no!"
"Then am I armed?"
"No!"
"Then why don't you let me in?!"
"Because this is a girls' dormitory, men, stop here!" the dormitory aunt roared, "Are you done yet?!"
"Ahem, cough, cough." Lu Xiaobu coughed and turned away: "Made, you didn't get in."
Zhang Shilin almost went crazy.
Master, master, you plus your two bodyguards, there are three grown men in total. How do you think you can get in?
Let's not tell lies with our eyes open like this, okay?
Since the girls' dormitory was not allowed to enter, Lu Xiaobu went to the performance department.
There are so many girls in the acting department.
As for his major, directing, he would never go there.
He didn't forget that there was a crazy old man there.
So the performance department is the best choice, and the performance department has physical classes, so it feels like, tsk tsk tsk!
Right, you know, those postures in the bodybuilding class are very tempting in a sense.
While thinking about it, Lu Xiaobu walked towards the performance department.
"Teacher, can I go to the library?"
Female academic tyrant Zhang Shilin was really not used to Lu Xiaobu's current behavior, so she could only say it tactfully.
In her impression, the kind of writers should be like Teacher Liu Chen.
But now, Teacher Lu Xiaobu is obviously a teacher who impressed Teacher Liu Chen, but he behaves like a gangster.
She really couldn't accept it.
"Go ahead and mention my name if you have anything to do."
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and said.
It's better if Zhang Shilin doesn't follow him, otherwise he will learn bad things from him, and then he will no longer have the temperament of a top student.
Lu Xiaobu came to the acting department.
Sure enough, it’s a physical class, okay!
Hey hey hey!
I won’t give you a detailed description, just think about it yourself!
Round, warped, big, small, cough cough cough!
However, Lu Xiaobu didn't appreciate it for long before Principal Li called, saying that he was ready.