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As Zhang Wenliang appeared in the villain group, the atmosphere in the tavern became more and more intense, and each of the 'heroes' really showed a murderous look.
Lu Xiaobu, on the other hand, kept making mischief and reversing the script.
Script 1: Cai. Flower thieves kidnapped civilian girls, and the peasant girls looked pitiful.
Lu Xiaobu: "In reverse, women are the ones picking. Flower thieves, bad guys are picked. Flowers, wow!"
The woman suddenly burst into laughter: "Hahaha, I didn't expect that there would be a handsome young man who came to my door. Come on, let's go and compare notes! Hahaha"
Cai.Hua Thief's face collapsed: "Ah?! Help!"
…
Script 2: The head catcher confronts the criminal thief, and the criminal thief is about to be arrested and brought to justice.
Lu Xiaobu: "Inversion, the Jiangyang thief is the emperor."
The head catcher was speechless: "Pfft, long live my emperor!"
The Jiangyang robber laughed loudly: "I love your life."
Lu Xiaobu: "If you reverse the situation again, you will seize the leader and usurp the throne."
The head catcher laughed loudly: "Emperor Dog, please die."
The Jiangyang Thief Emperor: "Mom sells batches!"
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Liang Lan and the others were laughing like crazy.
"Master, what do you think?"
Liang Lan held her stomach, laughing so hard that her stomach ached.
"It's so funny, especially the one who picks flowers, I almost cried with laughter." Wu Qianmin also covered her stomach with tears in her eyes: "A folk girl is a picker of flowers, so you should molest a picker of flowers."
,whee!"
The guests also laughed heartily.
"I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore, Master Xiaobu is too awesome."
"Master Xiaobu, is it my turn next? I have been waiting for a long time, and I will accept any reversal. You said I am the father-in-law of Dongchang, and I admit it!"
"Brother Meng, we're out of wine. Give me two more bottles. It's so interesting."
"..."
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Inside the bar, people were laughing and drinking, but outside the bar, a group of uninvited guests came.
A group of young gangsters with open arms, big gold chains around their necks, and "I am a bad guy" written on their faces came to the door of Ye Zuiqing.
People around him fled to avoid provoking these gangsters.
"What the hell, this author is such a eunuch, don't let me know your address, or I will destroy you."
The turkey with a red mohawk said angrily while holding his cell phone.
His biggest hobby is reading time travel novels, and he has always looked forward to the day when he can travel through time.
"Brother Chicken, this is it. This bar is newly opened and it doesn't even come to the top of the mountain. Mr. Fu asked us to take special care of it." A boy pointed at Yezuiqing and said.
"Okay, get him, tell him who has the final say on this street, and let me vent my anger."
Upon hearing this, Turkey narrowed his eyes and issued the order arrogantly.
Under the turkey belt, a group of people walked inside with sticks in their hands, clanking.
"Several guests..."
The waiter at the door was about to speak.
"Get out of here!"
Turkey slapped the waiter against the wall.
Immediately, a boy next to him held a stick and put it on the waiter's neck: "Stop, or I'll destroy you."
Just like that, a group of gangsters arrogantly followed the passage to the curtain at the door of the bar.
"That's it, it's really tricky." Turkey cursed and used the stick in his hand to pick up the curtain and walked in: "Who are you? Why are you so arrogant? I don't know who this belongs to."
Territory…Pan…Pan…Pan…”
He could no longer speak.
Because the already extremely excited drinkers had already stared at various places, waiting for the next performance to start.
They discovered a rule, that is, the more active you are, the more opportunities you have to perform. Just like the fat guy next to you named Lu Hao, he has performed three times, and even once he acted with a beautiful woman!
so……
The moment the turkey makes a sound and opens the door curtain.
Swish——
The eyes of all the people in the bar instantly gathered, and some even pulled out the simulated toy swords in their hands with a 'swish'!
That scene...
It’s really murderous!
Turkey looked at the scene of people wearing ancient costumes, holding swords, and looking murderous.
He immediately stopped being frightened. The scene in the time-travel novel that had just occurred in his mind immediately emerged - Damn it, I have time-traveled?!
So he knelt down with a plop, raised his hands in the air, and said incoherently:
"Dear heroes, I don't mean to offend you! I just picked a door curtain, and I didn't know how to time travel! By the way, you may not know what time travel means. To put it simply, I am actually a person from the future.
, do you understand the future? Forget it, that...everyone...please spare your life!"
As for the guys behind the turkey, when they came in and saw this scene...
They were holding swords, guns, swords and halberds, and the boss was kneeling aside...
Stop saying anything and kneel down!
then……
‘Plop, plop.”
"Spare my life!"
A group of gangsters knelt on the ground, crying and begging for mercy.
"Um..." All the 'heroes' looked at each other, with equally confused faces, and stayed where they were - what's going on?
"Uncle Master, this is a gangster from this street. I know him. I will deal with it."
Zhang Wenliang immediately showed his attentiveness. As long as he performed one more performance, he would no longer have to be a bad guy. He was looking forward to it a lot.
"Oh? You're a gangster." Lu Xiaobu's mouth showed a trace of a bad smile: "No, Zhang Meng, go and inform everyone that this performance is a time-travel drama, and the other party is a group of gangsters. However, you have to keep an eye on it.
Don’t let anyone get hurt.”
"Okay." Zhang Meng nodded immediately.
After the news was quietly passed on, everyone immediately nodded and looked at each other - it turned out to be a time-travel drama. If not that Young Master Xiaobu is talented, you can think of it.
Suddenly a group of people laughed evilly - it seemed very funny.
"Hey kid, come here."
The fat man named Lu Hao slapped the table with a straight face and was the first to speak.
People around rolled their eyes, it was him again.
But they all know the rules, and they just have to listen carefully when others say something.
"My hero, what are your orders?"
The turkey quickly got up from the ground and walked over with a low eyebrow.
According to the experience of the novel, generally there is no danger when meeting people from another world for the first time, and there may even be benefits.
"Well, I see your bones are amazing, and I don't have long life. I want you to inherit my mantle. I wonder if you are willing?"
Lu Hao has a big belly and lives up to the example of his predecessors.
"Willing, willing, willing..."
The turkeys and chickens slurped rice and nodded excitedly - here comes the golden finger.
"Well, okay, you want me to see your talent in detail." Lu Hao nodded slowly: "First put your hands inside your buttocks."
"Huh?" Turkey looked confused, what the hell is this?
"What? Don't believe me?"
The fat man snorted coldly and waved his palm in the air towards a drinker at the table next to him.
The drinker had also played with the fat man just now, and now he was naturally trying his best to cooperate.
"Ah! Devouring Demon, I have no grudges against you in the past, and we have no grudges recently, but you actually did such a cruel thing to me! Ah...ah!"
The drinker's face was distorted, he slowly slid down from the chair, and even twitched twice on the ground.
Turkey is crazy.
Damn it, what happened?
Why don't I feel anything?
Could this be the legendary Bone-Transforming Cotton Palm?
"Towed away."
Lu Hao waved his hand, and someone immediately dragged the drinker away.
"Do you see it now? If you don't do it, you will die!"
Lu Hao stared at the turkey and said coldly.
“Do it, do it!”
Turkey nodded quickly - he has met a great master. When he learns kung fu, will he be able to walk sideways in the world?
So in front of everyone, Turkey put his hands between his buttocks and carried out this embarrassing action to the extreme!