Lu Xiaobu watched this scene and happily took a selfie on the table: "This fat guy is really a genius."
"That's so funny." Wu Qianmin laughed so hard that she didn't look like a lady at all.
Only Liang Lan was still holding back, but she couldn't help but laugh.
The drinkers were even more unscrupulous.
"Pfft, hahahaha!"
"I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts."
"This posture is so beautiful, I'm so impressed!"
"..."
The turkey's face turned red with embarrassment, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
"What are you afraid of?" Lu Hao tried his best to hold back his laughter and said with a straight face: "When you have mastered your magic skills, you can take revenge one by one. We monks need to have a tough heart."
"Yes!" Turkey said through gritted teeth.
The fat man was trembling all over while suppressing his laughter, but accidentally...
"Bata."
His cell phone fell out.
"Huh?" Turkey looked at the mobile phone on the ground with a confused look on his face: "Mobile phone? Master, are you also a time traveler?"
"Yes, I also traveled through time." Lu Hao looked at Turkey's silly look and couldn't bear it anymore. He slapped the table and laughed: "Hahaha, we all traveled through time."
When the group of drinkers saw that the fat man was no longer holding back, they let go and took out their mobile phones one after another.
"Yes, we have all traveled through time. Just keep your posture and let us take a photo."
"Would you like to go to the hot search first? We'll help you!"
"That's right, it's the first time I see such a dedicated actor like you, and it seems real."
"..."
For a moment, the turkey kept his hands tucked into his buttocks and was surrounded by all kinds of flashing lights.
His mind is in a state of confusion now.
"Okay, okay, enough fun." Lu Xiaobu laughed so hard that he was out of breath and extremely happy: "Zhang Wenliang, you go handle it, you must handle it well, I don't want to see anyone because of this
If you are retaliated against, when you come back, you can act like a good person."
"Okay, uncle." Zhang Wenliang said excitedly immediately. The uncle's name was so smooth that he could finally play a good guy.
Huo Ya, who looked confused, was taken away by Zhang Wenliang. As for how Huo Ya would be dealt with by Zhang Wenliang, I will not go into details.
The atmosphere in the bar is still rising, and drinkers are constantly promoting the new night drunken love bar through various channels, so that more people can come and play.
It's happening that newbies don't know the rules and are teased by the veterans.
"Sister Lan, you know how to mix drinks, right?"
Lu Xiaobu asked as he lay on the counter and watched the performance in the bar with a smile.
"I know a little bit." Liang Lan nodded.
"Sister Na Lan, this is for you, help me make a cup of Coke." Lu Xiaobu took out the Coke formula.
"Okay, Master, I'll go right away."
Liang Lan looked at the recipe and nodded. It was very detailed, but she didn't know what kind of drink it would be.
Zhang Wenliang came back happily, rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Uncle, I've done it, I can..."
"Go ahead." Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "I will arrange it. The next play will be yours."
"Hahaha, it's finally my turn."
Zhang Wenliang was so excited that he immediately changed his clothes and blended into the bar.
He had already thought out the script and considered various twists and turns. No matter how many twists Lu Xiaobu made, he would be able to perform the play well and fulfill his dream of becoming a martial artist.
He wants to have a good time.
What he didn't notice was that at this moment, Zhang Meng suddenly said something in Lu Xiaobu's ear: "Master, Zhang Wenliang's father, Zhang Benhu, is here. From the looks of it, he seems to have hidden his identity and wants to investigate."
Do you want information about our bar..."
Lu Xiaobu immediately showed a big evil smile: "No, let him hide it, go ahead, let them have a duel between father and son. It feels very good."
…
Zhang Wenliang was wearing a pure white ancient scholar's costume, sitting there quietly, drinking from a small cup.
Having received Lu Xiaobu's promise, he doesn't have to force himself to add drama like others, he just needs to show enough strength.
Bang——
At this moment, a sledgehammer suddenly hit the table, making a dull sound.
At the same time, a burly man wearing night clothes and a bamboo hat with a veil on his head, whose face could not be seen clearly, sat down opposite Zhang Wenliang under the guidance of Zhang Meng.
The burly man didn't say anything, just picked up Zhang Wenliang's wine and started drinking.
"My friend, this is too much. If you want to drink, just say so. Why do you need to steal someone's love?"
Zhang Wen*** said calmly with full character.
There was endless joy in his eyes, and he couldn't help but smile excitedly at the corner of his mouth.
It seems that this uncle is not called in vain.
Lu Xiaobu knew that I was playing the role of a scholar, so he actually asked a burly man to play opposite me.
Yes, yes, that’s it, the greater the contrast, the higher the style!
"Huh? Humph!"
Zhang Benhu, who had his head covered, snorted coldly, turned a blind eye to Zhang Wenliang's words, and continued drinking.
He didn't understand why the bar was so popular even though Lu Xiaobu had just taken over it and was under a crisis of trust. Moreover, the bar had been smashed.
So I came here to check it out secretly.
However, what he didn't know was that in the eyes of former special forces instructor Zhang Meng, his so-called disguise was completely invisible!
"How dare you ignore me? How brave you are!"
Zhang Wenliang shouted deeply and continued to show off: "It seems that my scholar's life-threatening sword has been silent for too long, so that even cats and dogs dare to steal my things."
"Be bold!"
Zhang Benhu slammed the table and scolded him. Although he had business to attend to, he still felt uncomfortable being scolded by his son.
"Bold? When I was bold, you didn't know whose mother you were in!"
Zhang Wenliang sneered, but felt a little confused. This voice was so familiar.
"If you talk nonsense again, I will slap you, me!" Zhang Benhu was furious.
"Smoke me? Tell me your name, and I, the scholar, will take my life and tell you not to kill the unknown!"
Zhang Wenliang slowly drew out the sword and wore white clothes, which looked extremely chic.
When he saw some beauties around him looking fascinated, he felt even happier!
Hahaha, this is the real me, and all the lies are fake.
"I'm your dad!"
Zhang Benhu roared.
"I'm still your grandpa!"
Zhang Wenliang was also angry, who is this person? Why do he not follow the rules and curse people randomly?
"I am really your father!"
Zhang Ben was so angry that he almost flipped the table.
"I am really your grandpa!"
Zhang Wenliang was so angry that he almost didn't strike with his sword.
"Made, I've betrayed you!" Zhang Benhu couldn't bear it anymore and pulled off the bamboo hat on his head: "Take a good look, am I your father?"
"What the hell..." Zhang Wenliang wanted to curse again.
Then……
"father?!"
Zhang Wenliang looked at the familiar face, dumbfounded.
"Come on, come on, tell me, whose grandfather are you? Ah!" Zhang Ben yelled angrily and slapped him: "Whose womb am I in? That's your grandma's belly!"
"Dad? Why are you here? And you're in disguise?" Zhang Wenliang was about to burst into tears. Who was he provoking?
When Zhang Benhu heard this, his old face turned red, but he shouted: "I am your father, do you care about me?"
His family knows his own affairs, and his personality is quite suspicious, so he often thinks a lot.
The current hidden identity is the same as the previous attempt to repay Liang Lan's favor, and the first time he used the bitter trick at the auto show today.
But he really couldn't figure out why these tricks, which were usually very useful to other businessmen and even business tycoons, failed one after another with Lu Xiaobu, a prodigal, and even brought humiliation to himself?