Chapter 51 Is it strange that a prodigal can scold others?
The war of words is heating up.
"Li Qiang, tell the sailors not to be afraid, the price has doubled today." Lu Xiaobu made an arrangement: "Besides, they don't need to help me curse, they just need to ensure that my words can be seen by others and not be drowned.
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"Yes!" Li Qiang responded immediately. He believed that few people could refuse such a good thing that would not offend anyone but also make money.
Lu Xiaobu pinched his fingers, tilted his neck, and began to quickly sort out the curse words in his mind.
He knew very well that at this time, the so-called justice no longer had any meaning.
Now it's all about scolding, whoever scolds the most will win.
Isn't it just scolding, who is afraid of whom?
The earth's network is much more developed than that of this water blue planet. Of course, there are many more curse words than here!
What's more, you should know that he is someone who has studied the curse book.
Lu Xiaobu started: "Yes, I am a prodigal son. I have never avoided this issue. The reason why I prodigal is because I am rich and eat your rice and noodles. Is it your turn?"
"On the contrary, it's you, come here, tell me how many of them are working? Ah? A group of elementary school students, spending their parents' money to support your so-called husbands? They are really eating instant noodles and supporting a lot of money."
"I want to know what Hanmeng is called. Is it a man or a woman? Is it even a human being? Is it VIP certified? You are not a VIP, not even a v. I think you are just a p!"
"Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ. When I see you, I just feel a sense of intellectual superiority."
"Do you know why I didn't scold you just now? That would be to scold you, and it would only insult my IQ."
"Anyway, your most common method is to lower other people's IQ and reach the same stage as you mentally retarded people. Use your rich experience to defeat us!"
"Then you can make sarcastic remarks! If we win? Say we are more retarded than retarded! If we lose? Say we are worse than animals! In a tie? Say what's the difference between us and retarded people?"
"So, if I don't scold you, I will scold your master! Whose name is that? Come on, little master, and get out of here!"
"Aren't you awesome! Aren't you guiding fans!"
"An actor who doesn't even have any works and only relies on his face to make a living has become a spirit? What kind of spirit? A rabbit spirit who sells his butt?"
Li Qiang looked at these curse words and was dumbfounded!
I'm confused, is this still the usual Young Master Xiaobu?
Master Xiaobu's solution to problems is to throw money at him, isn't it?
Why do you curse people now more than scum like us?
"Why are you still standing there? Stand up for me. Isn't it weird for a prodigal to curse others?"
Lu Xiaobu took a sip of water and said to Li Qiang.
"Yes! Not surprising!"
Li Qiang saluted!
Convinced!
As soon as this Weibo was posted, the posts below immediately went viral!
"Holy shit!"
"Lu Xiaobu is fighting back!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha! Look!"
"So happy! So awesome!"
"This can't be posted by Lu Xiaobu! I'm impressed by such talent!"
"Every one of these curse words can be called a classic! Wow, I seem to have turned from a fan to a fan, so domineering!"
"To defeat you with rich experience? It's a divine sentence! It's definitely a divine sentence!"
"..."
Hanmeng finally replied directly: "Lu Xiaobu, don't go too far! Do you have any moral character anymore? You curse people for no reason, do you have any moral character anymore?"
"Support my husband Hanmeng!"
"People of this caliber should be completely banned!"
"Who is he! No wonder he formed an evil organization like the Navy Army!"
Lu Xiaobu's confrontation instantly intensified the conflict to the extreme!
Lu Xiaobu said calmly: "I'm not scolding people. I'm just explaining a truth and fact to teach you how to communicate with people like you. Although I haven't come into contact with Hanmeng, in fact, when I saw this name that is neither male nor female,
The first time I saw it, one word came to my mind, it was the word 'Well'!"
Someone asked: "Well? Well?"
"A frog in a well?" someone speculated.
Lu Xiaobu answered the question: "Well - there are twos both horizontally and vertically! Oh, no, it should be a chessboard, with twos all over the screen!"
Suddenly, a group of laughing expressions flooded the screen, "Hahaha!"
Lu Xiaobu didn't stop at all: "Han Meng, why did you give up treatment? Why? You don't learn so many weapons in the dynasty, but you choose to learn the sword. If you don't learn the upper sword, you learn the lower sword. If you don't learn the iron sword, you learn the silver sword.
Congratulations on finally achieving the unity of man and sword today, commonly known as sword man!"
"Even if you are really hopeless, then why don't you go to Thailand? I think you will be more comfortable that way. You can make money lying down instead of pouting!"
Hanmeng was completely shocked: "...￥#%￥##!!"
"Your grandma!"
"Lu Xiaobu, you are so damaged!"
"Why the hell are you making money with your pout in your mouth?"
"Stupid pig! CNM!"
Hanmeng’s fans were all screaming in anger!
Lu Xiaobu's people were all dumbfounded, and even the naval forces forgot to reply for a while and just watched.
They didn't react until Li Qiang reminded them.
But when they realized it, nothing happened to them, because there were already more and more people who were watching the excitement and didn't mind the trouble, and took the initiative to support Lu Xiaobu in order to hear him curse!
Lu Xiaobu scolded: "You are a stupid pig! Your whole family is a stupid pig! Others say that Wild Drink is to increase manliness, but you endorse that Wild Drink is to harmonize yin and yang! Oh, I finally understand, no wonder you are saying this
The drink for your sore throat will be delicious, it turns out you are a jerk!"
Netizen: “…”
Lu Xiaobu said one after another: "A robber came and ordered the men to stand on the left and the women on the right, but you were kicked out!"
Some netizens said: "Uh? Why didn't you understand?"
"You are stupid, you just say that this thing is neither male nor female!"
Hanmeng said angrily: "Aren't you ugly? You are actually jealous of other people's looks!"
Lu Xiaobu smiled and typed: "Yes, I am not good-looking, but at least I look like a man. What about you? A red card in a gay bar? You get a lot of dividends every year, right?"
Seeing those words again, Han Meng almost vomited blood and was so angry that her hair was boiling with rage! Your surname is Lu! You and I are at odds with each other!
"I'll go! It's too bad! Don't leave the shemale behind in every word."
"Pfft! Hahahahaha! Damage! Damage to grandma's house!"
"I'm glad to hear it! It turns out you can still curse people like this! The prodigal Lu Xiaobu is so invincible!"
Lu Xiaobu didn't repeat any of his sentences, but he used curse words that focused on the key points. His number of Weibo fans immediately increased like crazy, and the navy army was completely out of work!
With Lu Xiaobu's leadership, those people like Xu Bin who were suppressed just now and couldn't scold each other suddenly stood up and their momentum was high!
They all started to cheer for Lu Xiaobu!
Xu Bin: "Let you curse my son, Master Xiaobu, and curse them to death!"
"That's it, let these nonsense-talking fans curse! Are you stupid now?!"
Hanmeng was still scolding back, but she was no match for Lu Xiaobu.
At the beginning, there were many Hanmeng fans who helped their idol and scolded Lu Xiaobu, but Lu Xiaobu's fighting ability was so awesome that he didn't even need the help of his fans.
Lu Xiaobu stood up to thousands of troops alone!
One versus a hundred!
He scolded away one dissatisfied person after another!
He was alone in his verbal battle with the crowd, but he was so stunned that he scolded hundreds of people and turned them off.
In the end, except for some really stupid fans, almost no one in Hanmeng said anything.
Those guys who were just joining in the fun to vent their anger by scolding others were scolded by Lu Xiaobu until their intestines turned green.
After a few words of counterattack, they realized that they were no match for Lu Xiaobu, so they disappeared one after another, not wanting to embarrass themselves.
In the end, Hanmeng was the only one left who was still fighting back angrily!