Lu Xiaobu got tired of playing, and gave Hanmeng the final blow: "Hanmeng, can you try to say bb again? Do you still remember that I am a prodigal son? Believe it or not, I will just rely on the curse words you just said.
I’ve blocked you? You can’t make any money even with your pouts? You don’t even have a memorable work, so how dare you bb.”
Say this once...
Han Meng's Weibo died instantly.
He is afraid!
When Lu Xiaobu said this, he was really scared!
What Lu Xiaobu said is right. He is a person who has no works and relies on his reputation. And now that he has made such vulgar remarks, it is too easy to be blocked! It is too easy!
then……
The victory has been decided!
The scolding war is over!
Netizens actively left messages and almost burst into laughter!
The Great Years: "Great God! I saw the Great God today!"
Lu Chen: "Absolute god! Absolute idol! So domineering!"
The number one slut in the universe: "Please take care of the newly registered account. From now on, I will be a prodigal fan. I can curse people to such a master level. I can only use worship to describe my mood at the moment!"
"
Lazy: "After reading the scolding words of the prodigal Lu Xiaobu, I realized how naive and childish I used to be. I even claimed to be invincible at scolding others. But today I was shocked when I saw him. I must be willing to submit to him. I don't know how the prodigal Lu Xiaobu will accept it."
Even if I don’t accept a disciple, I also want to learn your curse words. If I can get one-tenth, no, one-hundredth of your true inheritance, then I won’t be afraid of traveling all over the world!”
"Collapse..."
"God, what did I see!"
“This meager post is almost on the front page!”
"What's going on here? Why are the number of clicks and comments so high?"
…
In school.
The classmates in the class also saw Lu Xiaobu's finishing sentence, and some students who couldn't hold it back laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight!
"I went and found out for the first time that Master Xiaobu has this ability."
"This scolding is too damaging, it pierces people's hearts!"
"Hahaha, but I have already saved it. I will use this next time I curse someone."
"Hanmeng is really unlucky. She offended Master Xiaobu. She must be scolded now."
Li Qiang scolded: "What is Hanmeng? Master Xiaobu was originally just targeting that crazy drink, but Hanmeng brought it up himself."
…
The situation seemed to have calmed down, but in fact it was far from calm. Instead, the real drama began.
"Lu! Xiao! Bu!" Liu Changlong posted on Weibo full of anger: "Although you have been cheated by me, we have agreed that one of us is willing to beat and the other is willing to suffer. You are provoking trouble!"
Seeing Liu Changlong's Weibo, Hanmeng's fans wanted to use this wave of counterattack, but when they thought of Lu Xiaobu's terrifying curse skills, they could only silently like it in the end.
Lu Xiaobu: "Don't you have some bad thoughts in mind? Master, am I the kind of person who wants to scold others when I have nothing to do? I might as well take a nap if I have time. Although the scolding this time was quite enjoyable."
"Okay! I won't talk nonsense anymore. Didn't you say that you have a drink that you want to put on the line? Then don't use such a cheap hand to break it. Who is higher and who is lower? Let's prove everything with facts!" Liu Changlong went down directly.
War letter!
"Okay! Master, I didn't want to promote any drinks. Now that you have said so, I will be disrespectful." Lu Xiaobu sneered: "To be honest, I have always felt that there is something wrong with your sense of taste. You probably eat shit.
It tastes delicious! I’ll beat you with my Coke!”
"It's a deal, we'll see the sales in three days. Our Wild Drinks are not afraid of any challenges." Liu Changlong made the final decision!
…
Lu Xiaobu turned off his mobile phone and continued to lie on the table to prepare for sleep.
"Are you still thinking about sleeping?" Zhou Jingyuan was beside herself and went crazy: "What's wrong with you? You declare a challenge to someone in just a few words, and then go to bed after the challenge? You can't be like what Liu Changlong said, really
It’s just a random fabrication, so go ahead and meet the challenge with something that doesn’t exist. That would be an embarrassment to you.”
"Don't worry, don't worry, this kind of thing will be defeated in a minute." Lu Xiaobu threw the wild drink that he had only taken a sip into the trash can.
"Don't hold on! Call your home now." Zhou Jingyuan was worried: "I'm going to help you think of a way to see if there are any other new drinks abroad to help you hold on to the scene so that you don't get upset.
What a miserable loss.”
"No, no need." Lu Xiaobu said nonchalantly.
And then his phone rang.
"Um, Xiaobu, have you challenged Liu Changlong to a bet?" Lu Hongbin's voice came over.
"Oh, that's right!" Lu Xiaobu nodded.
"Let me tell you." Zhou Jingyuan grabbed the phone and said, "Hello, Lu Hongbin, my name is Zhou Jingyuan."
"Oh...I know, I know." Lu Hongbin's voice was more flattering.
"Although Lu Xiaobu has done some mindless things now, since the matter has come to this, don't scold him." Zhou Jingyuan said unceremoniously: "I was already in contact just now. There is also a drink abroad. Although
It’s not as good as Wild, but it still occupies a certain market, so I’ll find a way to get the agency rights.”
"Thank you, but no need." Lu Hongbin said calmly.
"No, you and your family are all screwed up!" Zhou Jingyuan got angry: "First, Lu Xiaobu issued a challenge for no reason, and now I'm providing you with a solution, and you don't want it?"
"Well... we can actually win." Lu Hongbin said softly.
"Can you win?" Zhou Jingyuan looked confused: "You are so frustrated and crazy? What are you going to win? Ah?"
Lu Xiaobu sighed at the side, took out a bottle of Coke from his schoolbag to drink, and stuffed it into Zhou Jingyuan's little cherry mouth that had just opened.
"Gudong, Gudong!"
Cough cough cough——
Zhou Jingyuan choked and coughed immediately: "Lu Xiaobu, you are going to die!"
However, the next second, she came back to her senses.
"Well?" Zhou Jingyuan's beautiful eyebrows suddenly raised, with a look of surprise on her face: "This, this is..."
"My life essence, it tastes good." Lu Xiaobu chuckled.
"Get out of here!" Zhou Jingyuan scolded, snatching the Coke from Lu Xiaobu's hand, and took two sips. The more she drank, the more her eyes gleamed.
"Well, Miss Zhou, actually this is what happened..." At this time, Lu Hongbin was still explaining in a low voice.
I can't do it without an explanation. Who knows when Xiaobu got on such a good relationship with this person? It would be a huge benefit to have this person's help.
"No need to explain, you can win! You can definitely win!" Zhou Jingyuan directly put down the phone, held the Coke to the side and tasted it with a smile: "It tastes good, it tastes really good."
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm just giving you a taste, that's my drink." Lu Xiaobu took a look - Hey, I didn't take it out just now because I was afraid of this situation, but now it's better, and it's indeed the case!
"What's yours and mine?" Zhou Jingyuan rolled her eyes: "I already gave you a wild drink, why don't you take my bottle too."
"Whoever drinks that rubbish drink, give it to me. If you don't give it to me, I will take advantage of you!" Lu Xiaobu stood up.
"Come on, save your little arms and legs. Am I afraid of you?" Zhou Jingyuan sneered.
"Look at my dragon's grip!"
"Hey, can't you grab it... Mom sells batches, Lu Xiaobu, where are you grabbing?"
"I'll tell you now, this is the milking dragon's grip, it's so soft!"