"Bagya Road!" Today's Prime Minister picked up the knife on the knife rest and stabbed the pillar next to him fiercely!
Shame! What a shame!
This is one of the greatest shames in the history of this country!
The strength of their country is actually being led by the nose by a young boy.
Moreover, they burned the Yingguo Sacred Toilet in front of them!
"Has the fire been put out?!"
Today's Prime Minister said angrily.
"Sorry, Prime Minister, not yet. The area of this fire is too large, and it also involves the protection of cultural relics. Firefighting work cannot be carried out on a large scale!" One of the congressmen shook his head and said.
"You're protecting a piece of shit cultural relic?! Once it's all burned, there won't be any cultural relic left!" Today's Prime Minister was angry!
"That's not possible, the procedures must still be followed."
Another congressman shook his head and said.
He is not stupid, oh, you say it's okay now, but when the cultural relics are really damaged due to fire extinguishing, that will be the responsibility of their department. As for being burned, that is the responsibility of other departments.
"Baga!"
Today's Prime Minister cursed angrily.
How could he not know what these people were thinking!
But, what can be done?!
Simply, he didn't bother to care anymore!
Anyway, if something like this happens, he, the Prime Minister, will definitely take the blame and resign!
In this case, it is better to use this time to take revenge!
"Where is Lu Xiaobu?! Have you found the person?!"
Today's Prime Minister said with blood-red eyes.
He wants revenge!
"Lu Xiaobu, according to the intelligence, we have already boarded the plane! And it is a flight from China. It is almost impossible to order them to turn around!"
The person next to me replied!
"Poof!" Today's Prime Minister spurted out a mouthful of old blood!
What?! How dare you say this?!
Lu Xiaobu, who put aside his heinous sins today, actually took a plane and left in such a swagger?!
In fact, he didn’t even need to sneak across the border?!
How the hell can you be a little more useless?!
Finally, he sat on the chair with a pale face: "Forget it, prepare a press conference for me!"
This is definitely the most humiliating time in his life!
A Lu Xiaobu!
It’s just Lu Xiaobu!
It turned the whole day upside down and left no peace!
This Lu Xiaobu is really scary!
…
In less than half an hour, today’s Prime Minister announced his resignation amid a chorus of curses!
However, he did not say who the murderer was until his resignation.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to say it!
It's because he can't say it and can't say it!
Because they have not obtained any evidence so far, so if he publicly says that Lu Xiaobu is the murderer, but there is no evidence, then this matter will definitely rise again!
It may even escalate into a diplomatic issue.
What?! You don’t believe it?!
Then look at how many people from the Chinese embassy acted under the press conference?!
What are these people here for?!
Just came to antagonize him!
"Quickly resign! What the hell!"
"Let's put aside the meaning and hatred of the Yasukuni Shrine for now! Let me ask you, is this still today?! Is he still today's building?! Just burned down like this?!"
"The most irritating thing is that until now, we don't even know who the murderer is! Your resignation is definitely the most humiliating resignation in history!"
"It's really awesome! I haven't put out the fire yet! What's wrong?! I just quit my job and don't know how to put out the fire?! What's wrong with holding a bonfire party at night?!"
"I'm convinced! It's such a time, and I still can't tell which one is more serious!"
"Burn it, burn it all!"
"I guess it was Lu Xiaobu who did it! No one is so crazy except that lunatic!"
"I think so! But that idiot Prime Minister doesn't know!"
"..."
They all guessed it was Lu Xiaobu, but so what?!
This is an era that values evidence!
…
There is a team parading on the streets today.
They were wearing disgusting WWII costumes!
They have appeared on major social networks before, and have always been the targets of crusade!
They have always turned a blind eye to the cries of crusade, and are even complacent.
They also say that only the weak make that kind of useless wail!
But today, it's their turn!
If you look carefully, you will find that the disgusting pride that once appeared on their faces has completely disappeared!
Instead, there was an expression of anger and pain!
"Heroic spirits! This is a shame!"
"Heroic spirits! Are you still there?! Someone insulted you!"
"This must have been done by Lu Xiaobu! I strongly demand that Lu Xiaobu be punished!"
"Heaven hands over Lu Xiaobu!"
"Let Lu Xiaobu come out! Blood debt must be paid with blood!"
"Lu Xiaobu! Damn you!"
"..."
Once they laughed at others as the wails of the weak, but today they can only make such useless wails!
Evil people will be punished by evil people!
When they met Lu Xiaobu, the iron pestle was ground into a needle for them!
…
The organizer of the Bamboo Art Competition!
At this moment, the organizer and the evil bamboo artist Takamatsu Shinyo are fighting!
Well, it’s a real fight! It’s not a scolding war!
The two men were crying while fighting, with blood and snot flying from their faces, tears and pain coexisting!
"It's you! You made me provoke that devil Lu Xiaobu!" the organizer punched Takamatsu Zhenyang in the face and cried bitterly.
"Weren't you happy to hear that at the time?!" Takamatsu Shinyo punched the organizer on the nose with his backhand, and said with fear on his face.
"How the hell did I know that it was Lu Xiaobu you provoked! Now, he has burned down the sacred toilet in Jingguo! How can I still live!?"
"You later found out that it was Lu Xiaobu, and I didn't see you apologize! Now you think of blaming me!"
"It's all your fault!"
"You are obviously greedy!"
Every time the two cursed at each other, they would punch each other!
They knew that the two of them were finished. As the instigators, the angry Japanese would never let them go!
…
The Daochuan Society was in panic.
The ghost fox hid in a corner and ate the first fairy bean to save his life.
Feeling his body slowly recovering, he felt Master Xiaobu's terror again!
Then, he looked at the still burning Jingguo Sacred Toilet and gave a wry smile!
Well, Master Xiaobu is very capable and is definitely top notch in doing things!
In the blink of an eye, the Jingguo Sacred Toilet was burned down!
Moreover, it was right under his nose, and he didn't notice it at all!
Now recalling what Mr. Xiao Bu did, he really sighed: "I pride myself on being smart, but compared to Mr. Xiao Bu, I am not as smart as one ten thousandth!"
After his body recovered, he joined the battle again!
The stronger Mr. Xiaobu is, the more he must show himself, otherwise, he will be an abandoned son and will have nothing in the end!