"What's wrong? What the hell are you doing?! You have something to say!"
"Guess what I saw?!"
"What did you see?! I remember you went to today! Did you see Master Xiaobu?!"
"No, no, no! It's better-looking than that! No, I'm not saying that Master Xiaobu is not good-looking, I'm just saying..."
"Okay, don't explain yourself, everyone knows what you mean, tell me now!"
"Well, be mentally prepared! I saw that the Jingguo Sacred Toilet is on fire! Hahahahahaha!"
"What?! What?! Where?!"
"The Jingguo Sacred Toilet! It's the place where Class-A war criminals are enshrined today! It's the place we scold every day! It's on fire!"
"Holy shit! Is it true? Don't lie to me!"
"Why did I lie to you?! I'll send you a video right now! This must be Master Xiaobu's doing!"
"Shut up! Delete it! No one did anything! Do you know?!"
"Yes, yes, yes! I'll delete it right now! I don't know anything! This must be heaven's punishment! Yes, heaven's punishment! Hahahaha! This trip is not in vain! It's fun! It's fun!"
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the video! I originally wanted to book a flight, but I found that none of them were available!"
"..."
Similar conversations are happening in every corner of China!
Subsequently, a large number of similar videos from different angles showing the burning of the Yasukuni Temple were posted online!
When people saw it, they all jumped up!
"Ah! Ah! Ah!"
Countless people are roaring, countless people are cheering!
People opened their windows and shouted outside: "The Celestial Empire is awesome! Lu Xiaobu is awesome!"
Soon, I got countless responses!
"The Celestial Empire is awesome! Lu Xiaobu is awesome!"
"The Celestial Empire is awesome! Lu Xiaobu is awesome!"
"The Celestial Empire is awesome! Lu Xiaobu is awesome!"
This is shouting in the real world and no record will be left, so you can vent to your heart's content!
…
Inside a shopping mall.
I was bored shopping with my girlfriend, and all the boyfriends sitting in a row at the door were checking their mobile phones!
Almost at the same time, this video was seen by them at the same time!
Then!
"Teng!"
They all jumped up as if there were springs under their butts!
At this moment, the expressions on their faces that they wanted to go shopping with their girlfriends disappeared in an instant!
What replaced it was fanaticism, even madness!
"The Celestial Empire is awesome! Lu Xiaobu is awesome!"
This group of big men, regardless of age or height, all hugged everything and laughed wildly!
"Hahaha! I did it! I really did it! Long live Master Xiaobu!"
"Go to Te Niang's Yasukuni God's toilet! Go to hell! Hahahaha!"
"Let them worship again! Let them distort history again! You are all scum in front of Master Xiaobu!"
"It's cool! It's fun! It's comfortable!"
"..."
Afterwards, these boys looked at each other, then rushed to their girlfriends, patted their chests and said: "Buy today! Buy whatever you want! Hahaha! No way! Hahaha! However, you must first buy a Jueying
The latest mobile phone, as well as a box of Coke and a box of Lao Ganma! Hahahaha!"
When their girlfriends heard this, they all had the same expression: "You don't have a fever, do you?"
"Look at this! Look at this!" The boyfriends handed the videos on their mobile phones to their girlfriends to watch!
Then!
"ah!"
The girls also went crazy, jumping on top of the boys and chewing them!
What a bullshit lady image, no more at this moment!
Later.
They heard a voice with tears of joy appear on the mall broadcast: "Hello everyone, I...I am the boss here, I...I! Sorry, my grandfather died in their hands back then, so, I
……I'm so excited!"
Having said this, everyone who has watched the video will smile knowingly and understand very well!
The boss calmed down a little and continued: "So, today, everything is 50% off! That's all! And there is no limit to Coke, I'm treating you!"
"yeah!"
The whole mall was cheering and celebrating!
…
In a small mountain village, the grandson who came back from vacation was talking to his grandfather.
Suddenly a friend sent him a message.
He opened it and saw that it was a video, so he opened it and watched it.
Since there was no explanation above, he was a little confused after reading it: "Where is this place on fire!?"
Before he could answer, the grandfather beside him answered the question tremblingly:
"Yes! Jingguo Divine Toilet!"
"Grandpa? Do you know him?!" The grandson was stunned.
"Even if I die, I will still recognize this place! Because this place is the place where those who once captured your grandma are worshiped!" Grandpa said with tears streaming down his face!
"Grandpa, Grandpa! Don't get excited! Don't get excited! I'll ask you if it's true!" The grandson quickly helped him, and then immediately asked his friend if it was true.
Friend: "Of course it's true! I took this photo myself! And, if nothing else, the one who set the fire was the one!"
"That one?!" Sun Tzu was stunned.
"The one! The lawless one! The one who defeats everything!" the friend continued to remind.
"I know!" Sun Tzu suddenly realized.
Friend: "Shut up! Don't talk! You understand!"
"I understand! I understand!" Sun Tzu nodded immediately.
Then, he solemnly turned around and told his grandfather: "Grandpa, it's true!"
"Really?!" Grandpa couldn't hold back his tears: "Do you know who the benefactor is?!"
"I know, it's that Lu Xiaobu, but no one says it online for fear of hurting Master Xiaobu!" Sun Tzu nodded.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! It must be like this! It must be like this!" Grandpa nodded, and then he suddenly remembered something and struggled to get up: "Grandson, help me up, hurry up!"
"What's wrong?!" Grandson was stunned.
"Hurry up!" Grandpa was anxious!
"Okay, okay, I'll help you. Slow down! Slow down!" Sun Tzu said quickly.
Soon, when he walked inside the house, his grandson, under the guidance of his grandfather, opened a secret grid that he didn't even know existed!
Then, what was inside almost scared him!
He is actually wearing a military uniform and has seven or eight military medals!
Oh my God! He didn’t even know his grandpa had such a thing!
"Come on, help me put it on!" Grandpa's body stood upright at this moment: "I have nothing to repay him! Just let me, an old man, express my gratitude to him!"
Soon, the grandson solemnly helped his grandfather put on his clothes and put on his medal.
Then, he turned on the camera and pointed it at Grandpa!
"salute!"
Grandpa tried his best to straighten his body, shouted, and then tried his best to salute a standard military salute!
At this moment, my grandson burst into tears and couldn't stop them!
