The assistant is also Rita's water friend, so he naturally charges into the battle without hesitation.
In order to avoid embarrassment in front of the goddess, Niutou Erlian, who was not yet very skilled, simply flashed and connected, knocking the two of them away.
"Nie!"
Rita quickly followed up, placing a clip directly at Jinx's feet, followed closely by a headshot and a flat a.
The next moment, Jinx, who was running hastily, stepped on the clamp and was imprisoned in place. His half-damaged health bar dropped rapidly.
"This wave is stable!"
Rita's A move is actually not very skillful, but she can still do it with ease under the current attack speed. The auxiliary bull head hangs Ignite on Jinx's head to reduce the treatment by half, and then uses W to push it back. Mobile
Three hundred yuan seemed to be waving to Rita.
"Although the poodle is developing very well, it's not a big problem. Look at me in this game, I'm in trouble!"
A classic Chinese curse came out!
Rita is not a lady! To put it bluntly, are there any ladies who masturbate?
Just like one of Rita's former roommates, he would cover his mouth with his hands when he laughed! But ever since he got into the pit of masturbation, how often has his face turned red and his ears vomited fragrance?
In front of her, a five-star poodle stepped on Thresh's lantern and quickly entered the battlefield. Rita hurriedly used the E skill on Jinx, which dealt damage and also allowed her to move. But the poodle in front of her seemed to have seen through her.
With this movement, a five-star lasso predicted the position of Rita's displacement, and a beautiful beauty was tightly bound by the rope!
And at this time, how could Thresh's hook be unreasonable?
The control chain connected up, followed by the fierce attack of the poodle!
aqaea, and Thresh's E skill connected with A and then ignited. In an instant, the policewoman who was close to full health just now had only a trace of blood left!
"Oh my God! What kind of damage is this?" Rita was a little confused, "The power of cruelty? In just a few minutes, the poodle has already become violent?"
I grit my teeth and don't plan to use flash to escape, because this poodle also has flash. Just reverse flash to chase down the remaining health Jinx who flashed away, otherwise this wave will really be a big loss.
"One for one, it's not a loss!" Rita smoothed her bangs, "This poodle has something, but this girl will be serious next time."
A pair of straw sandals, a Bing attack speed sword, the last-hitting economy and the kill economy are only enough for Rita to make these two pieces of equipment.
"The poodle won't get another chance!"
"When it comes to quitting Internet addiction, once is not enough? You have to do it again, two, three, four times to continuously consolidate the effects!"
Entering the river, he plunged into the opponent's wild area. After brushing away the river crabs and toads, a five-star brutal poodle carefully hid in the triangular grass on the lower road.
"It's a pity that the equipment is a bit poor, so it can't reach the ground within seconds. However, killing the female police officer is not a big problem. It just delays an extra second or two."
At this time, Jiang Miao had just reached level five after brushing off the toads. Although the female police officer's level three experience tank was almost full, level three was just level three.
"coming!"
In the field of vision, the pretty Catherine was walking towards her with a sexy catwalk, holding a gun.
Closer, closer, within range, now!
He jumped out suddenly, pressed the five-star Q skill in advance, threw the lasso out of his hand in the air, and at the moment when he got close, pressed W.
After landing, the damage of the five-star Q skill and the We skill burst out almost at the same time. Then follow the Aqa, and the operation is completed in one go!
In just one second, the policewoman's health bar disappeared into the air, and she threw out her E skill under conditioned reflex. However, the policewoman's E skill could only cause 50% deceleration, which was sustained. However, the poodle's first-level lasso
It causes a 60% deceleration that lasts for 2.5 seconds. Although this deceleration effect will continue to fade, it is enough for Jiang Miao Shi Shiran to catch up and completely take away the last bit of the policewoman's health.
"Okay! Let's not kill him for now. I'll go back to farm Boye and upgrade to level six before coming back. We have to give him some time to adjust his mentality. Treating Internet addiction must be humane~"
Jiang Miao couldn't help but make a dance move on the policewoman's corpse. Because the posture was so harmonious, it looked like a manifestation of the movement of mechanical relativity, and then she swaggered back along the original path.
"Don't kill now? Upgrade to level six and then come back? Humanize?"
"Ah Shui, please be a human being! You are already at Level 5. How long will it take to upgrade to Level 6? Is this time enough to adjust your mentality?"
"Haha, let me tell you a joke: Ah Shui treats his opponents with humanity!"
"Humanity is to have sex while it's hot? I'm numb and say I have a song to sing for you: please find out about Liu Jifen."
The barrage in the live broadcast room was very exciting, and various jokes appeared frequently.
Of course, there are also some "female fans" (perhaps big-D cute girls) who are constantly saying disgusting things, such as: I really want to be that policewoman! How about I os policewoman, Ah Shui you os poodle
, how do you feel swollen on top of me? 嘤嘤嘤~
What the hell are you thinking about when I bite your horse?
Ignore it directly. After clearing out your own jungle area, upgrade to level six and return to the city.
The female police officer provided 600 yuan, and killing monsters and online dirty soldiers provided more than 400 yuan. Coupled with the natural growth of the economy, the wallet balance once again expanded to more than 1,100 yuan.
Unfortunately, the current version of Tiamat is very expensive, costing a full 1,900 gold coins. Just buy a small Tiamat pickaxe first, and add a pair of straw sandals.
"Okay! The policewoman should have adjusted her mentality and can continue treatment!"
Running down the road again, the signal has been released in advance
Rita was a little upset. She was so caught off guard that she almost threw the mouse away.
But she was also a professional player after all, so her ability to withstand pressure was nothing to her, and she quickly readjusted her mentality.
"This time, I should be careful about the poodle squatting in the grass!"
This is a normal way for poodles to play, and of course Rita knows it. It’s just that she was subconsciously misled by the Silver Bureau, so she ignored this detail.
So after going out this time, Rita specially bought a prosthetic eye to help light up the grass.
"Don't worry, I can still fight! Although Jinx has more experience than me, his economy is not as good as mine. Just kill him one more time and it will be fine!"
He quickly completed the tower sword and pushed the army line forward slightly. Then he and the bull head jointly lit up the nearby grass field. Now he finally felt more secure.
"Okay, let's see what happens next."
"Whoosh~"
Flashing sound effects!
A sudden flash of white light interrupted Rita's regrouping. The next moment, Thresh, who was close to his face, used the pendulum of doom to pull back in the opposite direction, and a hunting rhythm suddenly filled the air!
"Poodle! The poodle is going big!"
"Quick, Niutou, quick!"
However, Thresh's Q skill instantly wiped out all Rita's hopes. A hook locked the bull's head tightly, making it unable to move!
"A true hunter never rests~"
Sharp fangs suddenly shot out of the void!
qewaqa!
Rita's heart suddenly shattered as she was lifted into her throat, and her full health bar evaporated!
The screen is gray again
The ups and downs, the violent fluctuations in mood drove the two highlands to rise and fall violently together, so the high ground seemed to be ready to come out between contraction and expansion!
Her pretty face was tense. Her eyes seemed to be on fire. Looking at the poodle stabbing its fangs at the bull's head, she wished she could burst his balls with a single punch from her clenched fist! Let this bastard know that this
It turns out that there is pain more unbearable than childbirth for women.
Rita couldn't help it anymore. It was the limit of her self-control not to verbally abuse her in the live broadcast room!
"Crackling~"
When I pick up the keyboard, the sound effect of pressing is extremely crisp, as if I am pressing through the keyboard.
"Your father? Are you a filial son? Are you pretty?"
Jiang Miao didn't know anything about this. He had blocked all the dialogue information columns a long time ago. He was busy kobe losing 300 yuan, and pretending to help clear the line and keep dirty soldiers.
Of course, Jiang Miao is much more qualified than Dirty Jiawen, and he very kindly donated the economy of the artillery soldiers to the ad. Then he plunged into the Juggernaut's jungle area. Well, you push the tower, and I'll eat three.
Wolf.
What's interesting is that the Swordswoman with a "recordable record" actually died twice on the top lane. Once she was outflanked by the Sword Master from the back after a bloody battle, and the other time she was extremely swollen and tried to compete with Ruiwen. As a result,
He was killed alone due to a small gap in equipment.
"Help on the road? No, no, no!" Jiang Miao shook her head, "Do you know how to play jungle? Do you know what it means to help the good but not the bad? If you don't understand, go watch the video of Krel's Dirty Dancing!
What can I do to help you on the road? Is it more interesting than catching AD?"
"Besides, our Sword Girl is very powerful! Everyone has a great record~ Just trust her and that's all. No need to help!"
Are you kidding, you want me to help you gank after taking my position? Then if I have a private meeting with your girlfriend, do you also want to help me look out?
It's nonsense to say that a big belly can accommodate everyone. He boasts that he is as strong as his father. After he became successful, didn't he buy KFC who didn't want him because he thought he was ugly?
Jiang Miao feels that it is better to be more truthful in life. In one sentence: I am so narrow-minded, what can you do to me?
So he pretended to help the middle lane and counter-crouched. After watching the angry Sword Queen being bypassed and ganked by the Juggernaut again, Jiang Miao ran to the top lane to collect the line.
Hey~ This is very comfortable.
"Okay, Tiamat has enough money, let's go back to the city!"
After killing all the tower soldiers with artillery carts in a wave and a half, Jiang Miao pressed the b button and turned his eyes to the bottom lane.
"This policewoman is so capable! Can she still suppress Jinx?"
"Well, it seems that the treatment effect is a bit poor. Let's go and give him another course of treatment!"
"The poodle is on the way to retreat!"
"The blue buff has been refreshed, and the opponent's mid laner has disappeared online. This means that the poodle should be helping him get blue."
"Well, we must kill Jinx now!"
Rita has become completely serious. Even though she is behind in experience at the diamond level, she still beats the silver game. She uses her hands to steal damage, and her Q skill poke is not missed! At the same time, she controls the line of troops very well, and makes Jinx's HP
The amount should be kept between 1/3 and 1/2. If Jinx wants to covet this wave of soldiers, he will definitely be reluctant to leave.
"Keep an eye on this cannon soldier with low health. If Jinx uses W to finish, block it and force him to come up and hit A to finish."
Tell the water friends who will play support in advance, Rita is very murderous!
How terrible is it for a woman to get angry?
If a man's anger is enough to relieve his anger, then a woman's hatred will last forever!
This kind of creature is extremely vengeful and good at settling old scores. Is there any obstacle in the world that cannot be overcome? No, no, no, no, no, no, for women, once an obstacle appears, it will never be overcome. As long as you think about it, you will be nagging.
However, this is just a game after all. When there is no response from the poodle, there is no point in remembering his ID. After all, this is only the silver rank, and his big number cannot meet him.
So all Rita can do is grow up as quickly as possible, and then try her best to kill the poodle as many times as possible. Finally, after pushing the main crystal, guard the hot spring without clicking the crystal!
"If I don't kill you enough today, I will call you daddy!"
Rita really got mad. Jinx finally couldn't resist the temptation of the half-blooded artillery soldier and couldn't help but stepped forward to level A. Suddenly, a Q skill hit his head and leveled A. Niutou also took the opportunity to hit the gold twice in a row.
kes.
"Click~"
A clip stands at Jinx's feet.
"This wave of me"
Suddenly speechless, because Thresh threw the lantern behind him again.