Proposition: How to kill a policewoman who is almost full of health.
The first step is to step on the lantern.
The second step is to flash the close operation for one second.
The third step is to say goodbye.
It's so simple, it's so fast.
Compared with the previous operation, it is just pressing Tiamat's active skill one more time in one second. Is it difficult? It's obviously very simple!
Pushing the line, dirty soldiers, Jiang Miao walked away.
What? Mid laner marks Xiaolong?
Sorry, fighting Xiaolong is such a waste of time. If I want to fight you, I won't participate anyway.
Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the Juggernaut’s jungle area and rob all the monsters? Tsk, tsk, tsk, it’s so nice!
"Don't be angry! Don't be angry! If you get sick from anger, there will be no one to help you. If I am angry to death, no one will be happy. Besides, it will be nerve-wracking and laborious."
Rita's hands are trembling, the two high altitudes are undulating and trembling, the muscles of her cheeks and the corners of her eyebrows are also trembling. Fortunately, the aunt is gone, otherwise it won't be a question of leakage now, I'm afraid
It’s not about spitting blood!
Rita was already exerting control. She even recalled the poem "Don't Be Angry" that was printed on the calendar when she was a child. She repeatedly recited the few lines she could still remember, trying to calm her heart that was almost about to explode.
"Huh~"
Take a deep breath!
Finally, he suppressed the urge to announce his transformation and death, and forced out a smile,
"Put a tower! Niu Tou, let's grow, you just follow me, keep your eye position, remember to protect me at all times, please~"
"good!"
Niutou, who had not yet come out of the hot spring, immediately typed a reply.
"Well, thanks!"
Rita felt that her spiritual realm had improved to another level, and she finally felt some comfort thinking about this.
As for what I said in the live broadcast room before, "If I don't kill you enough today, I will call you daddy," haha, it was just a joke, no one took it seriously.
Anyway, there are only a few live people in the live broadcast room, can it still cause waves?
Besides, once I grow up, it won’t be difficult to kill the poodle!
Rita stroked her chest to calm the trembling Lianglu Gao.
"Don't worry, I can still fight. If I develop slowly, I can still arr."
"Buzz~buzz~" The hunting rhythm is coming!
The calm high ground began to tremble again, the squeezed smile disappeared, and all the self-comfort disappeared!
Rita, who had just stepped out of the second tower, hurriedly retreated into the tower, but the defensive tower could not bring her even a trace of peace of mind.
"you have been laid out!"
A female voice sounded, and the screen, which had only been bright for a while, turned dark for the fifth time.
Rita stood there blankly, one second, two seconds, three seconds
"boom!"
"Bang bang!"
"Bang bang bang!"
"Sorry, I just tested the quality of the mouse, and it turns out it's not good. I'm going to replace it with a spare mouse."
"Wow~ It feels so comfortable!"
Jiang Miao finally understood why Qi Jiang was so fond of the bottom lane. It was too exciting to catch him. Is there any possibility of addiction?
Compared to the black and tough ones on the road, AD is so delicate!
Persimmons, of course have to be picked soft and pinched~
Especially after such a long period of high-intensity liver damage, although Goldfinger allowed his body to recover at an unusually fast rate, and although the ig club not only had a gym, but also recently hired a masseur, the mental savings
Fatigue is not something that can be eliminated easily!
But now, Jiang Miao felt that she was inexplicably relaxed, just like the joy and comfort of having a hearty charity sponsorship event and then lighting up a cigarette afterwards.
"Well, that's great!"
"It seems that I will have to play low-end games every few days in the future. Where can I find such a good way to relax!"
Jiang Miao decided to make this relaxation more intense. He would not take the initiative to take the dragon or help, but would catch the middle and jungler according to the situation. In short, it was to ensure that the opponent had advantages in other lanes and could see the hope of victory.
, you can keep playing, and at the same time, you are trying to catch it to death!
The more you grasp, the more relaxed you become!
Ya'eryo~ So happy!
"No, we can't go to the bottom lane next. What if the policewoman hangs up and stops playing?"
"This time I have to give him a little more time to mentally adjust. It's best to pretend to catch him, then betray his teammates and give him some love!"
"Well, that's it!"
Jiang Miao made up her mind, continued to farm wildly, and then marked the bottom lane again.
This made Jinx so happy, oh my gosh~ Jungle dad loves me so much! Don’t say anything, just use your life to seduce and that’s it! Anyway, Jungle dad will arrive in time and push the tower
It's a pleasure to eat soldiers.
Thinking of this, Jinx suddenly became extremely fierce. He exchanged blood for A in various ways, and even entered the attack range of the defense tower.
Look, I'm super fierce!
Are you angry? I just want to ask you if you are angry?
Beat me, come out and beat me!
After seeing the policewoman rushing out angrily, Jinx grinned happily.
"Jungle dad~ It's time to collect the kills!"
"Hey? Where's dad?"
"Ding~ding~"
The Juggernaut suddenly appeared in the middle, and his mid-single mark asked for support. The jungler's father hurriedly turned back.
Jinx:
He looked at the poodle and then at the bulldog.
After hesitating for a while, he finally took action.
He tapped the keyboard: "Mid laner, are you knocking me!"
"Well, you should be recovered now, right?" After Jiang Miao happily accepted the sword master's head, he showed his helpful spirit and helped the mid laner push a wave of troops, and then continued to get into the wild area to develop.
If you have enough gold coins, go back to the city and take out the large piece of Youmeng Spirit directly.
"After applying the red buff, the ultimate skill will cool down. It's time to continue treating AD!"
"Hey, hey, little baby, don't run away, come to the sorghum bowl!"
"Tonight, have a good time hunting~"
When you bypass the field of vision and reach the river in the middle, the ultimate move is activated directly!
The active skill of Youmeng Spirit is activated!
While the cherry blossoms were falling, the duo on the bottom lane entered the tower with their troops. Thresh hit the bull's head with his face, and then hooked with his backhand.
Then, the sixth gray screen of the policewoman came!
"How can Liuliu's success be enough? Isn't Qi-chan good to me? Come on, come on, Qi's will is everywhere!"
"The policewoman has just been resurrected, he should be here now!" Jiang Miao finally remembered to interact with the water friends, and also gave some explanations by the way.
"So, let's save five stars first, then come here, and then open Youmeng!"
"Hahaha, did you see it? There is no chance of meeting love around the corner. Dunima is a carefully calculated routine, brother!"
Policewoman gray screen, eighth time!
"Second-second combo after landing? How simple is this? Isn't it just to press all the skills in one second? What? You don't understand?"
"Forget it, you can't learn it even if I talk about it. You should know it in your heart."
"Just watch it closely! My ultimate move has cooled down just in time. I'll show you how."
Policewoman gray screen, ninth time!
"How about jumping in the spring water? How about letting the policewoman continue to soak in the hot springs right after she is resurrected?"
"Hey hey hey, do you want to see it? Check it out!"
Press the ultimate move and press the active skill of Youmeng Spirit.
Head straight to the spring despite the damage from the high ground defense tower in the bottom lane!
"Ouch~"
The new policewoman is like a flash in the pan, and the next second the poodle is melted by the spring water!
"The one who was killed by the spring water, the policewoman didn't touch me! Hehehe, that's great, isn't it?"
Policewoman gray screen, eleventh time!
Rita is about to collapse!
She has forgotten how many times the gray screens have been gray. She only remembers that all the gray screens are the butcher knives swung by poodles.
From being frightened when seeing a poodle at the beginning, to complaining about the sword master, to hating the poodle. Then it evolved to anger, to hammering the mouse, to changing the keyboard.
Gradually, Rita was almost numb. But the poodle was not numb, he continued and enjoyed it endlessly.
So when the numbness gradually faded away and my mind became clear again. An indescribable despair was filled with complex emotions such as shame, anger, sadness, powerlessness, etc., and finally turned into two wisps of crystal sliding down my cheeks!
rita, cry!
"Wow~ Is this poodle sick? Is it so tormenting?"
"Brothers, spread the screenshots and IDs to kill him!"
"Anchor, stop crying, we support you!"
Most of the people watching the live broadcast of the game are old men. How can they withstand a beautiful girl bursting into tears?
Nowadays, groups of people go to forums, post bars, B-sites, and Weibo to post pictures and videos. It is inevitable to use the heavy blows on the Internet to teach poodles how to behave!
At the same time, the traffic in Jiang Miao's live broadcast room was rising steadily, and the barrages were overwhelming and caused lags several times.
Since it was too difficult to wait for Jiang Miao to perform a live broadcast, many friends started recording with recording software as soon as Jiang Miao entered the live broadcast room. Seeing that the effect of this rank show was so explosive, one by one they were waiting for the recording to end.
Then quickly send it to station B.
"nineteen!"
"twenty!"
"twenty one!"
"twenty two!"
"Oh oh oh~ Congratulations to the policewoman, the treatment for Internet addiction is over!"
When the opponent's main crystal exploded, hundreds of thousands of spectators cheered together.
And Jiang Miao finally lay back on the back of the gaming chair with satisfaction, feeling that the tense nerves that had been tense gradually relaxed, and an inexplicable feeling of sleepiness surged into his heart.
"Well, I'm a little sleepy, I'm going to take a nap first!"
Jiang Miao decided to obey her body's reaction and turned off the live broadcast as she spoke.
"Please stop scolding me~ I'm really tired these days! In this way, I promise not to do anything in the next three days and to broadcast live on time every day. Do you think that's okay?"
Hearing this, the anger of the water friends finally stopped. After all, Jiang Miao's training attitude had long been known. It was not just hard work, it was simply crazy!
To describe it in the words of the child god during the live broadcast: "Ah Shui? This guy is simply a monster, a madman! Who can withstand training with his life and liver!"
Therefore, everyone understood when they saw Jiang Miao going to bed so early for the first time.
"Go, go! Have a good rest and see you tomorrow!"
"Bye bye Ah Shui ~ Good night and sweet dreams."
"Sleep well, hubby. Next time I will send some incense to the ig club. It will help you sleep."
"Hug me, hubby~ My chest hair is thicker, and the friction has a massage effect, which helps me sleep~"
Damn it! What a shame!
Jiang Miao immediately turned to this barrage without even thinking about it, and directly banned it until Shark went bankrupt!
"Goodbye, slip away!"
Coincidentally, Rita has also downloaded it.
But the departure of the two parties does not mean the end of the show's effect. In just one night, the topic of this ranking game completely exploded!