Chapter 404 I am Thor, the god of thunder, for the glory of the northern god, Wang~
Trembling.
The four people at the Twin Gates kept breathing at their already black hands, and the huge frog from before had fallen straight to the ground.
"Woooooo~"
Cirno shook her ice crystal wings and screamed continuously from her mouth.
The holy mucus from the frog's mouth drips slowly, looking very much like rbq from some world~
"Qi...Qiluno, it's okay, the frog has been killed by us."
Baozhu looked at Cirno's motherly expression and comforted her.
"Hehe~ Hehe, I told you that anyone who touches Cirno will be frozen into ice cubes, and you still come to touch Cirno, you big fool, big fool~"
Cirno, who was still crying, suddenly started making faces after seeing everyone's expressions.
pearl......
Orb......
Always brave and always loyal......
You were crying just now, have you forgotten the fear of being a frog?
Are you a fool?
"Hey~ Why doesn't this frog move?"
Then Cirno looked at the dead big frog as if she had seen something strange, her face full of doubts.
Everyone at the Twin Gates...
Are you a goldfish? Don’t you only have seven seconds of memory?
"No matter."
Layers of ice crystals started from Cirno and instantly froze the huge frog into ice cubes.
"Wow~ Come on Daijiang, we froze such a big frog, we are indeed the strongest!"
Cirno's joyful voice spread, leaving everyone in the Twin Gates speechless.
You are the strongest ghost, the frog mucus is still on you!
Cirno happily ran along the ice and prepared to run into the distance.
He seemed very happy to be able to catch such a big frog on his own.
"Wait, little sister."
Pearl quickly stopped this strange little girl.
After all, this is the only person I met here who seemed to be a native.
How could you let it go.
Even Chang Yong and Chang Zhong did not stop Pearl's movement.
The two of us have met a lot of people in this world, but what kind of monsters are they?
Xiao Chuhe?
That man seemed to have some kind of poetic buff, every move and every word he spoke seemed to fit a certain artistic conception.
Even just looking at it makes people feel inspired and inspired by poetry.
At that time, looking at Xiao Chuhe sitting in front of the Xueluo Villa, the desolate and quiet beauty made Chang Zhong Changyong feel that there were a lot of words in his throat that he wanted to spit out.
That is to say, simple poetry flourishes!
Then--
I held it in for about half an hour.
In the end, I could only say "fuck" and make a fuss.
I just regret that I didn’t study more back then.
Of course, Xiao Chuhe's terror was not this. What made the two of them speechless was that no matter what they did, the other party seemed to be able to guess it.
It's like he can read minds.
This frightened the two of them.
However, it was discovered not long ago that Xiao Chuhe did not have the ability to read minds at all, and the result left Chang Zhong and Chang Yong heartbroken.
The other party knows how to read faces!
This is so damn cruel.
Then there are two chefs and a race car driver.
That racing driver——
Forget it, let’s not talk about it, the racing driver is actually a serious racing driver, and I even heard that he was once the racing god of Qiu Mingshan.
But then Akina Mountain seemed to have exploded.
I’m so tired~
If the driver is a serious driver, then the car is a bit irregular.
Nima can directly transform into a robot, how about you cosplay Transformers!
Then there are the two chefs.
A cooked dish will glow, as if fluorescent powder has been added.
Another one made a dish that looked like it contained computer accessories.
Is this something a serious chef would do?
Anyway, Chang Zhong and Chang Yong did not dare to come into contact with these people. He always felt that if he did, his painting style would become strange.
Now that I meet this little fairy girl who doesn’t seem very smart, it’s important to seize the opportunity to ask more about the world!
"Hey, what does the pretty big sister who is not very smart want to do with us?!"
Cirno tilted her head and asked with a puzzled expression.
As an ice fairy, Cirno's life is actually very monotonous. After all, we are the strongest in Gensokyo, so life has become so boring that we can only freeze frogs for fun.
What, some people question our strongest strength in Gensokyo?
Cirno always remembered it.
Back then, I took Doenjiang and the others across the Sunflower Field, and faced the tyrant of the Sunflower Field without changing his expression.
Say we are not the strongest.
Do you dare to go for a walk in the sunflower field and come out completely?
Of course, being the strongest is still very empty and lonely. Besides freezing frogs, playing pranks on passers-by is also one of my hobbies.
This is the first time that a prank like today has been successful!
While she was happy, Cirno didn't mind answering some questions to the idiots around her.
"Um, can I ask where this is?"
Pearl asked with twitching eyelids.
Not too smart?
I always felt like I was being ridiculed by the little girl in front of me for not being very smart, but now was obviously not the time to care about these things.
"Hey, this is the Lake of Mist!"
Cirno said matter-of-factly.
"Lake of Mist?"
"Of course, where you look at the Lake of Mists is the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and -"
Cirno pointed into the distance and was about to start the introduction, but the next moment Cirno's expression froze and the expression on her face became frightened.
“Doenjang, Doenjang, it’s over!
The Scarlet Devil Mansion is gone, no, this is not the Lake of Mist, where is this place, wuwuwu~"
The next moment, Cirno was sitting on the ground crying loudly, pitifully weak and helpless~
Everyone at the Twin Gates...
Asking a fool this kind of question, it turns out that we have just become fools too!
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Cold and dark.
At this moment, the man felt that his whole body was extremely stiff.
It feels like you have been sleeping in the same position, and then wake up the next day and need a massage to wake up your body.
Wait, this is not right!
The man tried hard to open his eyes. After all, Blue Star is facing a crisis now, and this is not the time to give up his choice~
The light made the man close his eyes again instantly.
"Dog, why can you talk? What kind of monster are you? When has there ever been a monster like you on Mount Hua?!"
Just when the man wanted to open his eyes, some panicked Chinese voices came from the outside world.
"Calm down, ahem, calm down. No matter what kind of monster it is, I am the number one exorcist. Ahem, there is nothing to worry about. Ahem, cough, cough~"
"I am Thor, the God of Thunder, for the glory of the Northern God!"
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"Woof~"
Thor...Thor?
That stupid big guy?
That's right, can you explain what the hell that Wang is?!
Are you participating in a drama troupe performance?
The man opened his eyes, and the scene in front of him made the man's face look a little strange.