One of them has white beard and hair, and looks like a fairy in Chinese legends.
Well, it would feel better if I replaced the wooden stick in my hand with a long sword.
Now, he looks a bit like an old man suffering from chuunibyou.
However, I heard that everyone in that magical country can fly over walls and walls. When I was a child, I seemed to have seen a documentary about that magical country that allowed all their students to practice martial arts when they were in elementary school.
If my memory is correct, the senior officials were panicked at that time.
What kind of expert is Mr. Bao Buqi?
The other person is also in ancient costume.
If my memory about China is correct, the other party should be wearing scholar's clothes.
The moment I saw this man, I suddenly felt confident.
Well, this is the self-confidence of men.
The other party's appearance is quite handsome, only slightly worse than mine.
However, the opponent's eyes and calves were swollen, and his complexion was dull and pale. Although his skin was fair, it could not hide the roughness deep inside.
This is kidney deficiency!
Don't ask yourself how you know.
As the world's top richest man, I also understood it back then.
It’s just this last person——
It’s actually a dog?!
Where is Thor?
I clearly heard someone say his name was Thor just now, and the dog even barked at the end!
Now the dog has been found, but why is Thor missing?
"Guys, your performance is outstanding, but I am busy saving Blue Star now. Can you tell me where this is? Have you seen a strong man holding a hammer who looks gay?" The man took a step.
Take a step forward and say it in the calmest tone possible.
I was originally worried that the other party would not understand English at all, so I planned to say it again in Chinese.
After all, the other party really doesn't seem to understand Chinese.
Although I am not very proficient in Chinese, after all, even I don’t understand this damn Chinese very well.
But there is no problem in daily communication, after all, I am a genius.
Unexpectedly, what I originally wanted to say in English ended up being spoken in fluent Chinese?
What the hell is this?
"People from the Western Regions?"
The old man looked at the visitor and frowned and said.
"Ahem, it turns out he's a human. The blond and blue-eyed one almost thought he was the Dharma Protector of Da Leiyin Temple, ahem~"
Over there, I saw some people with weak kidneys wiping the sweat from their foreheads and coughing hard while talking.
"Guys, I don't have time to play with you. Can you tell me if you saw a strong guy with a hammer who looked like a gay? This question is worth a million dollars. Whoever answers it first will give me a million dollars."
who."
The visitor took out a check from his arms and said casually.
The old man and the man with kidney deficiency looked at each other with confusion in their eyes.
What is a dollar?
"Guys, I'm Tony Stark, Iron Man is me, this check is absolutely real, and-"
"Friends over there, there is no strong man with a hammer, but there is a dog with a hammer."
The old man pointed to the dog standing opposite him and replied.
"Work, this is a matter of life and death for Blue Star. My friend, with a hammer, can release thunder and lightning, bilibilibili~the one who discharges electricity——"
"Zizzizi~"
The next moment, Tony's narration was interrupted, and a pair of eyes looked at the dog holding the hammer with disbelief.
The hammer in this dog's hand is constantly flashing lightning.
Tony opened his hands and looked at the man with kidney deficiency and the old man with a confused expression.
The man with kidney deficiency and the old man made expressions as if this was the truth.
"Guys, stop making trouble, I just heard someone say that he is Thor, the God of Thunder!"
Tony said with his mind a little confused.
The dog holding the thunder hammer pressed a button on his waist.
"I am Thor!"
The generator located under the dog's neck suddenly spoke in a very majestic voice.
Tony......
Then Gouzi pressed the second button.
"For the glory of the Northern God!"
Tony......w(￣_￣)w
Could this be any more outrageous?!
Then the dog's paws stretched out to press the third button, and then he seemed to think of something and raised his paws again.
"Woof~"
Thor, the God of Thunder, yelled at Tony, as if to indicate to Tony that it was him who had just spoken.
Tony......
Brother, you are just a dog!
Although it is very refreshing that a dog claims to be Thor, you are a bit too outrageous!
"So, where is this?"
Tony was desperate and looked at the two people in ancient costumes and asked with confused expressions.
If I remember correctly, I was searching for traces of that bastard Loki through Jarvis before. I closed and opened my eyes, and now I am here?
If you hadn't been hit by any more fantastic illusions, then you might no longer be in your original world!
"I also want to know"
"I...cough cough, I also want to know cough cough cough~"
Two people in ancient costumes spoke.
"Brother, stop coughing. I've seen a lot of people with kidney deficiency. This is the first time I've seen someone like you, Xu Cheng. Don't be angry." Tony looked at the man with kidney deficiency worriedly and said.
"Cough cough cough cough~ Please listen carefully and don't talk nonsense. I am feeling empty, not kidney deficiency. Cough cough cough cough~"
Young Master Kong was coughing violently as he spoke.
"Young man, if young people have kidney deficiency, then they should have kidney deficiency. There will always be a chance to be cured in the future. Young people must dare to admit their own shortcomings."
The old man with the immortal spirit comforted him.
"Cough cough cough cough~ Now, now, can you read these two words? Yes - kidney - empty - no, no, no, yes! Kong -! Xu~~!! I am Mr. Kidney enxu -
-No, no, I am not an empty son, I have kidney deficiency.. Let me tell you, I have been empty since I was a child. No, no, I have been empty since I was a child~~I have taken good care of my kidneys!!
Mr. Kong Kong explained hurriedly.
But the more they explained, the weirder Tony and the old man looked at Mr. Kong Kong.
"Brother, don't worry, my family has very good medical facilities. Even if you have kidney deficiency, I will find the best doctor to cure your kidneys after I return."
Tony said with a sincere face.
"I...I'm telling you, brother, are you telling the truth? I'm telling you, it's not that I have kidney deficiency, it's just that I have a very good friend who has had kidney problems since he was a child. I'm here to help.
He asked."
Young Master Kong said with wandering eyes.
"Don't worry, of course it's real, it's very effective."
Tony gave Empty a look that any man would know.
"So this old man is-"
"Huashan Sword Master, Feng Qingyang!"
Feng Qingyang said proudly.
The scene fell silent instantly.
Tony: "Who is Feng Qingyang?"
Emptiness: “I’ve never heard of it, so let’s come and see this dog.”