After fumbling around for a while, Yi Bai could only marvel, this virtual game is so realistic!
The backpack also has clips, sniper rifles, and ejection nets that the policewoman needs to use to unleash her skills. Of course, because it is a level one, she can only use the sniper rifle for ordinary shooting.
The player who chose Thresh on the side looked at Yi Bai's extremely flexible movements and was very happy.
"Wow, give me three pounds of fat. You are a very powerful practitioner, aren't you? It seems we are on the safe side!"
Yi Bai waved his hand casually, followed the assistant Qin Nu with a sniper rifle, and walked to the line step by step.
This piano girl is even more unfathomable, and her tolerance is great.
"Hey, I'm three pounds overweight. Are your test questions difficult? Mine are really difficult. I read the test materials for a whole month before I passed. I didn't work so hard in the college entrance examination back then!"
Yi Bai hesitated for a while, but still didn't tell him that he didn't need to take the exam. After all, ordinary people couldn't imagine how strong he was, and they didn't know how to test him.
"Well, indeed, this exam is really difficult."
The assistant, "You have to play AD unless I die," nodded with deep understanding: "Other questions are fine, but math is really terrible."
"In this world, women may cheat on you and brothers may betray you, but mathematics will not!"
"If you can't do math, you just can't do it."
Seeing the pained expression on his assistant's face, Yi Bai walked to the lining up area in the bottom lane with a smile.
"Bang! Boom!"
Then four people rushed out from the grass on one side and killed him instantly.
Yi Bai:……
Although the opponent reacted to the first skill, due to the basic quality of this body, there is still an upper limit to the operation.
Seeing that Yi Bai directly sent a blood, the assistant's expression changed, and he resisted the urge to blurt out that he wanted to enter the household registration book of his teammate's family, and comforted him elegantly and easy-going: "It doesn't matter, the opponent is too dark, I will be in the bottom lane."
Yi Bai came out of the resurrection platform and began to gather all his energy and be extremely vigilant.
Arrive online safely.
At this time, the soldiers on both sides happened to be attacking each other.
Yi Bai looked at the minions. They all had a mechanical feel and would only attack according to the set mechanism. They were quite large, with the largest minion being half a person tall.
All basic attacks and release skills are free operation mechanisms.
Then Yi Bai was surprised to find that the opponent's AD had been playing for several minutes without even hitting a minion. He seemed to be a very merciful opponent.
Little did he know that the support on the other side had already collapsed: "Brother, do you believe in Buddhism?"
In addition to being difficult to dodge with basic attacks, such an opponent also doesn't know where he is attacking, so he is basically no different from a minion.
In less than five minutes, the bottom lane exploded and a tower was pushed down.
With Yi Bai's awareness and prediction in advance, there are simply not many skills that the opponent can hit.
At this time, the assistant finally asked with a smile: "Boss, do you want milk? Fresh, great supplement!"
"Boss, is it enough to buy 10 eyes?"
"Boss, let's play black together in the next round?"
…
There are no purchase restrictions in this game. As long as you have money, you can buy whatever you want, but you have to carry it.
Theoretically, the upper limit of the weight this body can carry is six pieces of equipment.
When he walked out of the resurrection platform, he looked at the vendor selling things in front of the store. Yi Bai tried to shoot in which direction and found that his name did not turn red.
It's a pity, otherwise it would have been a direct robbery.
Ten minutes later, the situation changed.
From one assistant kneeling and licking to four teammates kneeling and licking.
"Boss, have you used a plug-in?"
"66666"
"Brother, I am a lolita. I have a clear voice and a soft body and can easily be pushed down. Please take me."
…
Five minutes later, in a wave of team battles, he avoided all the opponent's non-directional skills, and was able to find the invisible assassin through changes in the ground and kill him.
The mid laner on the opposite side, ‘Master Tiandi’: Boss, I’m on my knees, I’m a straight person, can you give me a friend seat, take me flying, and bring your own lubricant.
Then below the public chat screen is a group of teammates and an ellipsis on the opposite side.
Yi Bai felt nauseated and almost autistic. Is he obsessed with playing games? How is it like him? Games are just for happiness.
Well, getting high points, torturing others, and being praised by your teammates are also a kind of happiness.
Suddenly, everything went black and then white.
Who pulled his virtual helmet directly? Yi Bai stood up angrily: "Who? Who? How dare you disturb me from playing games!"
Turning around, I saw my mother with an extremely serious expression.
After being stunned for a moment, Yi Bai's face immediately turned from cloudy to clear, and he said flatteringly: "Hahaha, didn't mom go out to play? Why are you here? The air is not good in this small place. Quick, let's go home."
Yi Ma directly stretched out her hand, twirled his ears in a circle, and cursed: "You Yi Bai, you have grown up, you want to be my father? Come, come, come, I won't teach you a lesson today, no."
Do you know why the flowers are so red!"
Reasoning with women is undoubtedly the stupidest method. Yi Bai disappeared on the spot, ran to the door, and shouted: "Mom, I'm going to pick up my sister from school, and I'm going to eat delicious food tonight."
Mother Yi felt that her son was gone as soon as the hand was given away, and she sighed.
It's a good thing that the son is capable, but his temperament gives the couple a headache. He always looks like a child who won't grow up. He hasn't brought a girlfriend back yet. When can he have a grandchild?
I went to the kindergarten to pick up my sister Hehua from school, and brought her a gift by the way.
An exquisite bell, small and eye-catching.
Hehua was so happy that she kept playing with the bell hanging on her waist along the way. Her other hand tightly hugged Yi Bai's neck and pressed her little face against his affectionately.
When we got home, it was obvious that my mother was no longer angry. She and her father happily welcomed him back and cooked several of his favorite dishes.
Lamb fish soup, roasted chicken with edamame, braised crucian carp...
Yi Bai took out a bottle of fruit wine that was suitable for their bodies. Taking advantage of his good mood, the family happened to drink two glasses.
Yi's mother was very humble at first, and she was still coy about drinking. After a while, her face turned red and she stood up.
"Come, son, let's have a drink! Why do you want to bring me a daughter-in-law?"
Yi Bai had a drink with his mother. Since my family drinks, there is no need to follow any rules, so it is very interesting to just have a drink.
"Is this this? Your son is still young. He is currently focused on practicing. When one day I become immortal, you can think about it again."
"boom!"
Dad Yi slammed the table: "Practice, practice, practice all day long, and only stay at home for a few days throughout the year. Those who don't know, think that I am just a daughter and will live forever, so what's the use of being a ten-thousand-year-old bastard."
Yi Bai pondered for a while, then held his startled sister in his arms: "Dad, what are you so anxious about? If you feel lonely, just have another child. Anyway, my family has a lot of money and can afford it!"
Yi's mother's eyes lit up when she heard this, she put her hand on Dad Yi's shoulder and looked at him with deep meaning.