"Babata, do you think it's possible for me to take the Rat King as my disciple? I think he's easy to talk to!" Luo Feng seemed to have made up his mind and asked.
Although the universe age also pays attention to respecting teachers, there is not only one teacher. As long as the apprentice progresses quickly enough, it is normal to have several teachers.
Babata pondered for a while, his devil's horns turned a little red, and seemed to be making crazy calculations: "According to my database analysis, the Rat King is different from any strong person recorded on the Internet, and has almost no basic qualities to become a strong person:
Tenacity, courage, hard work..."
"But his only quality: talent, overshadows everything. When he is tired from playing, a few days of seclusion can withstand the thousands of years of hard work of those so-called peerless geniuses."
"Under such circumstances, the Rat King has a character that is completely different from other strong men: salty and lazy."
"I built an analysis model based on the Mouse King's behavior patterns in recent years, then plugged your data into it and calculated the probability of you successfully becoming a disciple."
Luo Feng asked excitedly: "How much is it? What should I do to increase the probability?"
Babata glanced at Luo Feng sympathetically: "It's 0, absolutely impossible!"
Luo Feng was startled: "Why? Keep it simple, don't show me a lot of data."
Intelligent life and human beings have completely different thinking modes, which are completely based on basic operating rules and huge data analysis.
As for the analysis process, Luo Feng said that he didn't want to read it, and it was definitely not because he couldn't understand it.
"Because he is too lazy!" Babata said succinctly: "According to the big data analysis model of the Rat King, he is now too lazy to even wear clothes, and is too lazy to pick up food when eating... Even if he is the closest to him,
A close secretary-general, he only gives a few words of guidance when he is in a good mood."
"This kind of creature that you humans call a dead otaku is basically useless. It is almost impossible for him to accept you as his apprentice! It is possible for him to put a little thought into guiding you."
"Really?" Luo Feng was not depressed, but excited.
A native like him needs the guidance of a forerunner.
"Of course. Dealing with someone as simple-minded as the Rat King is what our intelligent life is good at. It's nothing more than four words: do what he wants!" Babata said proudly.
As long as he has excellent computing power and sufficient big data, Babata can even know what others will say next.
Even a weird creature like the Rat King is no exception.
The more bizarre the behavior model is, the simpler it is sometimes.
"Listen, let's do this..."
One person and one intelligent life began to conspire, and from time to time they would laugh like a man.
…
The lifespan of the earth is 4.6 billion years, and the lifespan of the Milky Way is 14 billion years. In the universe, there are countless galaxies like the Milky Way.
Time is so majestic and huge. No matter how great your achievements are, no matter how prominent your reputation is, what are they compared to the vast world and the boundless time?
With Yi Bai's hard work and persuasion, Zhizhi finally gave up the idea of cooking for him every day and began to practice hard, which made him relieved.
In addition to having a bad stomach, he also has a warm heart.
The good-looking girl personally offered it to him, and even if it tasted terrible, he couldn't refuse it.
It's definitely not lustful or greedy for her body, it's just a simple appreciation of beautiful things.
As we all know, he is as pure as jade, as pure as ice, and as bright as the moon...
It's a pity that Yi Bai doesn't like to eat noodles under normal circumstances.
The reason is:
1. The noodles produced by the assembly line are not delicious.
Second, everyone can cook noodles, but it is actually difficult to make them delicious.
Three, ninety-nine percent of women don’t taste good down there!
After finishing her daily practice, Zhizhi stood in front of Yi Bai wearing short clothes.
The thighs are tightly closed, slender and straight, and as white as jade. The brown eyes are as dark and moist as a deer in the forest, and the face is bright pink, looking eagerly at the treasure in his hand.
Sizzle!
Yi Bai smiled and said: "Think about how big our earth is, and then think about how big the sun is compared to the earth, and then think about the fact that the sun is just like a grain of sand in the universe, and you will find that if you eat the cake in front of you,
It’s actually nothing!”
I don’t know what brainwashing article Zhizhi read recently, and she actually started to lose weight.
As a good friend, of course you should do everything you can to sabotage this plan at this time.
Veteran drivers all know that women are actually a little more plump and fleshy, with a particularly different taste and an excellent experience.
Simple Yi Bai, according to a friend, he doesn't want his best friend to become a blank slate.
"Uh-huh, King, you are so bad!" Zhizhi swallowed, and finally succumbed to Yi Bai's temptation, resigned herself to her fate, closed her eyes, opened her mouth, drank milk, and ate cake.
"Report to the king, Luo Feng from the human race wants to see you!"
The maid looked at Yi Bai with admiration and handed over the report with great loyalty. She was another girl who was poisoned by martial arts TV series.
"What are you doing?" Yi Bai was a little surprised. Shouldn't this kid be cramming now and practice hard to prepare for the genius battle?
Did you come to me to open a small stove?
Impossible! The little guys of the rat clan have to use a large amount of contribution points from the clan to get another coaching opportunity when they are in a good mood.
This kid is probably going crazy!
"Ah?...Hmm...He said he bought a few bottles of million-year-old wine at the auction and wants to have a drink with you." The maid was obsessed with Yi Bai's beauty and was stunned for a while before continuing.
Yi Bai did not blame him. As his cultivation level increased, even if he completely restrained his cultivation level, just standing there would be a fatal temptation for lower creatures.
Especially the rat tribe of the same kind, which is the awe and worship that comes from the roots of blood.
"Come on, let's go and experience this amazing wine!" Yi Bai sipped, it had been a long time since he had tasted such good wine.
It's easy to get money with his cultivation level, but because he is too homely, there is no way to buy such things.
...
Quiet and elegant living room.
"Brother Mo Yu, long time no see, I miss you so much!" As soon as he saw Yi Bai, Luo Feng opened his hands for a warm hug.
Yi Bai hurriedly got out of the way, his noble body would only be in the arms of the beautiful woman: "Boy, don't come here with these vain things, where is the good wine? Let's make an agreement first, drinking is fine, but you can't do anything to me!"
"Brother Moyu, if you say this, you are out of touch. What is the relationship between the two of you? Can't I come and have a drink with you?" Luo Feng frowned and said with a grimace.
Life is always rough, and Luo Feng actually talks like this.
Yi Bai nodded. Being invincible is also a kind of loneliness. Sometimes you need a fair-weather friend to brag about your skills.
"Tell me about the good wine you brought this time."
Luo Feng's eyes lit up and he took the bait!
Then he took out a bottle of wine that was as red as flames. The wine seemed to have a soul, churning in the bottle.
"This is the 'Twelve Pains of All Living Beings' specially prepared for those great beings who have lived for trillions of years!"
"Because some great beings have experienced everything in the world countless times, they are not interested in anything, and they completely hate all feelings. Even if everything is destroyed in front of their eyes, they cannot have any emotional fluctuations."
"To prevent inner demons or self-destruction, some alchemists have customized this kind of wine, which allows them to experience the various states of living beings, the seven emotions and six desires..."
"There is such a good thing?" Yi Bai was very surprised. An optimist like him really couldn't understand why those strong people suffered from depression.
There is food to eat, things to play, and life is so happy, why would you be unhappy?
"Okay, we two brothers won't come home until we get drunk today!"
