"I will definitely not drink alcohol next time!" Yi Bai woke up from a huge bed measuring dozens of square meters, his eyes blank.
Every hungover morning, that kind of regret, that kind of self-blame, that kind of determination to quit drinking!
Every lonely night, that kind of confidence, that kind of arrogance, that kind of intoxicating, invincible momentum, maybe I don’t even know who I am!
After being in a daze on the bed for a while, the maid who had been prepared at the side blushed and slowly wiped Yi Bai's body with Yun Brocade and Lingquan.
If you drink too much alcohol, your whole body will feel uncomfortable when you wake up.
Of course, ordinary wine will not have any impact on Yi Bai now. It seems that Luo Feng is bleeding heavily this time.
Yi Bai decided to take some time to teach him two moves.
After enjoying the fresh milk provided by the maid, Yi Bai took out the virtual terminal and prepared to surf the Internet.
The virtual terminal can automatically identify and scan individuals. If they are non-human, they will be refused entry.
Fortunately, what Yi Bai is good at is running away, changing shapes, and hiding himself, so that he can experience the happiness of being omnipotent and doing whatever he wants in the virtual world.
First, go to the Pipixia service account and see what kind of joy the sand sculptures provided him today.
"When I went to buy something online today, I accidentally clicked on the coffin shop's reviews and found that this year's netizens are still the same as always."
Wei Mou: "It looks very grand. I don't know if it's appropriate to give it to my girlfriend. Why is she ignoring me now?"
Starry Sky Fantasy: “I feel it’s not very comfortable to sleep in here, bad review!”
Mo Cui: It has been five days since it was buried. It feels very dry when I sleep in it. The possession was successful today. I would like to lend someone else’s hand to give it a good review. I am a conscientious seller. Please come down and play when you have time!
Yi Bai put his right leg on his left leg, and the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously, feeling very happy for a moment, and then he winked at the maid beside him.
The maid quickly handed over a piece of cut fruit and put it to her mouth.
Yi Bai tilted his head in satisfaction and opened his mouth.
"Shocked! The Rat King himself admitted that he worked during the day and secretly did this physically damaging thing at night!"
When Yi Bai saw this push message, he was stunned and clicked on it.
It turned out to be a reporter's interview about Earth Lord Luo Feng's "Cosmic Genius Battle".
Female reporter: "May I ask, Lord, what do you think of this genius battle?"
Luo Feng: "It's difficult. The first round of the competition is based on the country in which the universe is located, and so far we can see that 822.5 billion people have signed up for the 'Qianwu Universe Country' to which the earth belongs."
"Then the first round of preliminaries will eliminate more than 822.5 billion participants, and only one hundred and one hundred people will be eliminated!"
The female reporter was shocked: "This elimination rate is too exaggerated. It is indeed the pinnacle of our human race! I wonder what the lord's expectations are for the ranking in this competition?"
Luo Feng confidently took out a piece of paper: "Set a small goal first. Let's enter the top one thousand in the universe!"
The female reporter's body was shaken, and she calmed down for a while before reacting: "Wow, we can see that the lord is very confident, so what does this note mean?"
Luo Feng smiled shyly: "Everyone knows that I have a good relationship with the Rat King. I was quite stressed before yesterday, so I just wanted to have a few glasses of wine with the Rat King to relieve my stress."
"Everyone knows that Mr. Rat King is aloof, brilliant, selfless, consistent on the outside, and true to his word... Finally, he patted his chest and promised to help improve my strength. He even wrote this specifically because he was afraid that I wouldn't believe it.
Tiaozi.”
"To be honest, I'm very touched!" Luo Feng said, with tears in his eyes.
The female reporter also cried: "Wow, wow, I'm so touched, just like what the Rat King said when he established the Earth Alliance: Close the door, we are all a family on Earth, we should help each other and love each other!"
"The Rat King has given us citizens a good start!"
"The Rat King is mighty!"
There are also comments from Yishui below the post.
"The Rat King is mighty!"
"Rat King, I want to have a relationship with you! I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"
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Yi Bai:???
Looking at the note carefully, it seems that it is really my own handwriting. This kind of cool, handsome and elegant handwriting cannot be imitated by ordinary people.
Besides, given his status, no one would dare to lie about himself.
After waving his hand and waiting for the maid to stretch her fair neck in front of his eyes, Yi Bai projected the contents of the virtual terminal.
"What happened last night? What's this note about?"
As the maid of the Rat King, first of all, her appearance and figure are second to none, and she is very eye-catching.
The maid pursed her pink lips and thought for a while before saying, "Last night you and Lord Luo Feng cried bitterly after drinking a few glasses of wine, saying that you didn't have a good friend or brother in this world who could speak freely."
"Then you and Lord Luo Feng cut off the chicken's head to win over you. Seeing Lord Luo Feng's expression look bad, you patted your chest and promised to let Luo Feng join a thousand people in the universe."
"Lord Luo Feng didn't believe it, so you wrote a special note and said that if he didn't make it into the top 1,000 in the universe, you would recognize him as your brother."
"Of course, Lord Luo Feng also said that as long as he can enter the top 1,000, the 10 things he promised to do for the Rat Clan will be increased to 20 things."
After listening to the maid's words, Yi Bai fell into deep thought, always feeling as if he had been tricked.
There's something wrong with that wine!
Do you want to regret it?
Aloof, brilliant, selfless, consistent on the outside, true to his word... If a rat as good as me goes back on my word, will it have a bad impact?
Will it lead to bad behavior among the younger members of the clan?
"Fame is tiring!" Yi Bai sighed, looking at the post of this interview with a lot of praise for his recovery, and laughed unconsciously.
These humans are so cute!
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Yangzhou, villa area.
Luo Feng looked very nervous: "How about it, are these navy troops you found reliable?"
"Don't worry! As an intelligent being, how can I still make mistakes? According to the analysis of the Rat King's behavior pattern, you will receive the exact news within two hours!"
"There is about an 80% chance of success!"
Luo Feng was stunned: "Why is it so low? That bottle of wine cost me more than half of my net worth, which is almost equivalent to the entire wealth of an ordinary immortal."
Babata's devil horns shook and he looked at Luo Feng speechlessly: "The power of God is unpredictable! No matter when, where, or in what realm, you must maintain awe of the strong, of life, and of the universe!"
"What state is the Rat King in? You can extinguish the sun with one slap! Even if you don't care about everyone's opinions, what can you do? Will everyone be disappointed with the king?"
"You have to know that all citizens' love and admiration are based on the premise of a good life!"
Luo Feng nodded thoughtfully.
"Hey, you received a text message."
Luo Feng opened it excitedly and took a look: "I will be practicing in seclusion today. Your golden-horned giant beast clone can enter my realm master world to learn the rules - the Rat King!"