"Ah, I want this sky, no longer able to cover my eyes! I want this land, no longer able to bury my heart! I want these dark clouds in the sky to disappear without a trace!"
In the Nine Heavens Cloud Palace, the Jade Emperor looked at the live broadcast of the monkey being invincible among countless heavenly soldiers, and his face was ashen.
"Bang! One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals were beaten like this by a monkey!" Once the anger that had been accumulated for many years broke out, the Jade Emperor could no longer maintain a stable state of mind.
Don't think that he can't see it, forget it Li Jing, this Nezha must be really letting off steam.
How could a master disciple of the Chan Cult who was evenly matched with the Heavenly God of War ‘Yang Jian’ be defeated by this demonic monkey with just a few thousand moves?
Although the acting was very realistic, he just didn't believe it. He just felt that Nezha was playing him and wanted to see his jokes.
There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me!
Seeing that Li Jing wanted to retreat, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to ask General Shulian to tell him to wait for a while.
Then he looked at the people in the hall: "Family immortals, this monster monkey is so powerful, do you have any countermeasures?"
The immortals were divided into several small groups. In addition to the prescribed official duties every day, they basically checked in early in the morning and then went back to talk nonsense in the virtual world.
Nezha is not a bad person. Some of them died in the calamity and their true spirits were on the list of gods. Basically, there is no hope of progress.
What a waste of practice!
Under the leadership of all the immortals, the atmosphere in heaven became more and more relaxed.
Faced with the Jade Emperor's problem, everyone looked at their noses, their noses and their hearts, and remained silent.
"If you don't answer the question, then I'll just call you by name! When the heaven's majesty is wiped out, you will also share the blame."
The Jade Emperor simply broke the jar and said, "Taibai, what do you think?"
Taibai Jinxing stroked his white beard: "According to my opinion, just after the calamity, all the immortals are tired of fighting and killing, and peace is the most important thing, why not recruit peace?"
The Jade Emperor looked stunned. He went to recruit people as soon as he returned to heaven. Don't I want to lose face?
Is it possible to plug it in and pull it out as if it has never been plugged in before?
"Thor, what do you mean?"
"I think what Taibai Jinxing said makes sense."
"Rain God?"
"Me too!"
The Jade Emperor took a deep breath and said in an elegant and easy-going manner: "But there is no shortage of heaven."
Taibai Jinxing smiled: "That's not easy. Doesn't that monkey want to be the Monkey King? Let's give him a title in name only. As long as he doesn't cause trouble, our heaven will not lose face, and others will only think that I
Heaven is generous, that monster monkey has given up!"
A group of immortals were dumbfounded by Taibai's statement. Not to mention anything else, it was shameless and they were resigned to being defeated.
Looking at the Taibai Venus, the Jade Emperor suddenly remembered that at a certain moment, a saint personally transmitted a message to him. He thought about it for thousands of times and finally made up his mind.
Anyway, Heaven has been messed up, so if we mess up a little more, maybe we can fish in troubled waters.
"Then I'll trouble Taibai to go to the lower realm!"
"Wei Chen accepts the order!"
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Reality is often more dramatic than fiction.
The main live broadcast room of Tianting has been closed, and Zhutian called his father to open another live broadcast room.
"A 100,000-year-old fan of Heavenly Court, live broadcast teaching how to be a monkey!"
Seeing this monkey showing off his power, everyone was spraying in heaven.
Three Eyes: "That's it, that's it. It's really too good! I can do it if I want to, but I'm going to lose anyway, so I'd better lose faster!"
His online name was robbed: "No way, no way, there are still people who think Tianting is awesome!"
Chu Feng Haodang: "? It's normal that you can't beat him. King Tota is old after all, and he doesn't rely on his muscles and bones anymore. It's normal that he loses!"
His online name was robbed: "Where is Nezha? Isn't he evenly matched with the God of War in Heaven?"
Chu Feng Haodang: "Nezha is so young and so cute??, besides, he has already worked very hard!"
The online name was robbed: “But he lost!”
Chu Feng Haodang: "Can you beat me? If you can do it, just do it! You will be sore here!"
His online name was robbed: "?You can't understand human language? He is the God of War in heaven. As the God of War, he is not good at fighting?"
Chu Feng Haodang: "You can't beat that monster monkey, what qualifications do you have to say Nezha? Are you worthy? Nezha has already worked very hard!"
…
Yi Bai explained the battle situation in a pseudo-loli voice while watching the exchange of comments in the live broadcast room, and was very happy.
It hasn't been this lively for a long time.
"Hey, everyone, look, this Sun Wukong is really powerful. A huge iron rod stirred up the world, and even the water overflowed."
Reciting my pseudonym: "Ah, I didn't expect that the person calling me father would be a loli, with such a nice voice, I'm going to die!"
"I'm so... disgusted! I'm an adult now!"
Three Eyes: "Ugh! I'm done, you continue."
"Well, what happened? It seems that an immortal came down from the heaven, it should be reinforcements!"
"So, when dealing with evil heretics, there should be no need to talk about moral principles. Let's all do it together. Let the villain go out of his way first, so that the villain has no way to go!"
Chant my kana: "...I learned it!"
"Look, it's time to announce the decree. This heaven just likes to do these fancy things. If you ask me, just do it. If you already have your legs spread, why should you erect an archway?"
"Huh? I'm stupid! Recruit!"
After watching Sun Wukong fly up to heaven once again, the entire live broadcast room was silent.
Yi Bai pondered for a while and said in a deep voice: "To be honest, I can't understand the operations of Tianting and Sun Wukong at all. Let's just watch the development later. That's the end of today's live broadcast."
After turning off the live broadcast, Yi Bai looked back at Nezha and Yang Jian who were also stunned, and felt a little comfort in his heart.
"Dong, dong, dong, clang, clang..."
The drummer beats the drum, and the pawn leader plays the cymbal.
Nezha quickly stood up and said, "Commander Father ordered me to retreat my troops, and I have to go back too!"
After Nezha stepped on the hot wheel and flew away quickly, Yang Jian showed a confused look for the first time: "Mo Yu, what do the Jade Emperor and Sun Wukong think? They have already been at odds with each other, how come they reconciled in the blink of an eye?
?”
Yi Bai was also a little confused, but of course he couldn't miss this great opportunity to show off.
"Why, you still don't understand? The theme of these three realms is never fighting and killing, but the game between big forces, it is the art of compromise and struggle!"
"Don't look at what the Jade Emperor says about having the world in mind and being kind and kind, and Sun Wukong who doesn't care about past grudges and is for the safety of the common people."
"I wouldn't be surprised if the two of them fall out again in two days!"
"You are still too young. Study hard and look good. Sooner or later you will be as awesome as me and know everything!"
Yang Jian:......
I don’t know if you are awesome or not, but I know you are definitely awesome when you brag!
…
After the Sun Wukong incident, the Three Realms gradually became quiet again. The only thing that was slightly lively was that the demon clan in Dashang began to break up with the demon clan in other places, and they were attacking hard in the virtual world all day long.
This is a battle of ideas.
A person who hopes to become the protagonist of the world and occupy the luck resources of the entire world.
A person hugs the human thigh completely, safely and comfortably, enjoying the food and wine with his wife and daughter.
The two sides look down on each other and often have inexplicable fights on the Internet.
But when we meet in real life, everyone pretends they haven’t seen each other. Fighting is not a good habit!