When the Three Realms were at peace, Yi Bai also spent two salty fish periods, and his realm and cultivation reached a certain peak again.
According to usual practice, the Heavenly Court began to send invitations to all the major blessed places and caves, preparing to hold the Peach Festival on March 3rd.
According to legend, there are three kinds of flat peaches in the Queen Mother's peach garden. The small fruit ripens once in three thousand years, and a person who eats it will become an immortal. The medium fruit ripens once in six thousand years, and a person will rise to heaven after eating it. The large fruit has purple lines and fine core, and nine
After a thousand years of ripening, a person who eats it will live as long as the heaven and the earth, and the sun and the moon will have the same age.
Looking at the information on the virtual network, Yi Bai took out a huge purple-striped peach, which instantly filled the room with fragrance. He ate while thinking deeply.
This peach feast not only includes flat peaches, but also all kinds of fairy fruits and royal wine, dragon liver and phoenix marrow, bear paws and orangutan lips. There are also many fairies and goddesses performing dances, and great gods performing magical talents.
In such a lively scene, should I sneak in or touch it?
March 3rd is a grand event in the three realms.
Five directions and five elders: Buddha and Bodhisattva in the west, holy monk Arhat, Avalokitesvara in the south and Antarctica, Holy Emperor Chong'en in the east, Immortal of Ten Continents and Three Islands, Xuanling in the north and Arctic, and Huangjiao Immortal in the center.
There are also the Five Dou Xing Lords, the Three Qing and Four Emperors of the Upper Eight Cave, the Taiyi Celestial Immortal, and others; the Jade Emperor and the Nine Bases of the Middle Eight Cave, the Haiyue Immortal;
All the deities, big and small, from all the palaces and halls came together to attend the Peach Festival.
With Yi Bai's cultivation level already two levels higher than that of an ordinary saint, it was naturally easy to get in.
At the beginning of the banquet, of course, the leaders would talk, preach, brag, and talk about their prospects for the future.
Of course, what is more important is to encourage subordinates to work hard and work hard. It is their honor to devote themselves to the three realms.
Then came the fairies and goddesses performing their talents. Yi Bai saw it with relish, it was really interesting.
Of course, it is indispensable to record videos and edit new versions of the Three Realms Beauty Atlas while watching.
Nezha, as one of the most powerful golden immortals in the world, was naturally invited. With his young mind, he felt that the girls were dancing with their arms and legs, which was really boring.
The little body was shaking his head in the seat, eating some fruits on the table from time to time, and soon he even finished the portion in front of his father.
On such an occasion, my good friend Yang Jian would not come. If he hadn't planned to shoot some videos of fairies and go to the virtual world to earn some pocket money, he would have gone down to the next world to play with Mo Yu.
Brother Moyu has many tricks and knows how to play.
His smart eyes moved around, and when he saw a certain place, Nezha suddenly stopped.
???
For such a grand event in heaven, there were demon mirrors and heavy soldiers guarding the security check when entering the Nantianmen. The Nantianmen was closed at the beginning of the banquet. How did Mo Yu sneak in?
There is still a seat?
Nezha quickly and quietly touched it.
The peach banquet started in a more serious and formal manner. At this moment, everyone was already chatting about their own things, and some had already begun to trade the specialties of their respective blessed places. Except for some "careful people", Nezha's behavior did not attract the attention of other immortals.
"Okay, Mo Yu, I caught you again. You actually sneaked into the Peach Banquet. Guess if I yell now, can the many gods of the Three Realms and Six Paths here catch you!"
Arriving in front of Mo Yu's table, Nezha picked up an ordinary-looking fruit and ate it.
"What kind of peach is this? It smells so good!"
Yi Bai didn't care: "I don't know whether I'll catch you or not. By then, the 'photos' of you taking a shower will probably have spread throughout the virtual world!"
?
Nezha was dumbfounded, opened his mouth, then looked around, and said angrily: "When did you take the photo? Delete it quickly, or you and I will be dead today!"
Yi Bai chuckled: "Look at the peach in your mouth first. Stealing heaven's treasure is also a capital crime!"
Nezha moved his mouth, looked at the fairy peach in his hand again, and quickly swallowed it into his stomach: "Nonsense, slander, your other eye saw me stealing the peach! No, I took the peach from your table.
Yes, good, it turns out that you stole the peaches stolen from Heaven over the years!"
"Hurry up and give me a few hundred, or I will report you!"
Yi Bai gave him a look of disdain: "Go away, I recorded the process of eating peaches and threatening me just now. You can't run away even if I'm done!"
Nezha:……
"Bah chirp!"
"While you're eating, Fairy Chang'e is coming on stage, don't delay watching the dance!"
Nezha is as obedient as a quail. He has too many levers in Mo Yu's hands. If he doesn't want to die socially, he'd better be obedient.
After a lot of deliberation, all the immortals felt that they still had something to say. The Jade Emperor nodded with satisfaction and gave the Queen Mother a look.
The Queen Mother understood: "After enjoying the singing and dancing, all the immortals have come to the gods. Let's go to the Yaochi to taste the fresh fruits that are new this year."
We are all immortals. Although we really want to eat peaches, we have to be more reserved. Everyone nodded slightly and smiled without saying a word.
Then the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother put down the ceremonial guard, dragons and phoenixes danced, music accompanied them, and they marched towards the Yaochi with great momentum.
All the immortals, Buddhas and elders also followed with smiles, and it was time to distribute benefits again.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong is that the Monkey King captured the Seven Fairies who went to the peach garden to pick, made a big fuss in the Yaochi, and went down to Nantianmen again!"
Jade Emperor:???
Immortals:......
Yi Bai was thoughtful. He suddenly remembered that in Runyu's world, there seemed to be a legend about the Monkey King. Later, he seemed to have gone to the West to teach and gained the title of Fighting Gods and Buddhas.
There are so many parallel worlds with the legend of the Monkey King, it’s not simple, it’s not simple!
As for the monkey who is now a heavenly immortal, no, the last time he went to the Peach Garden to pick up some peaches, he seemed to have become a golden immortal.
So fast!
It's obvious. Now that Sun Wukong is jumping like this, the Heavenly Court of Nuo Da can't do anything. It can only be for one reason!
Everyone is acting!
In an instant, Yi Bai lost interest in the excitement. It was better to watch the young lady dance.
"Wow, Fairy Chang'e, can you sign your autograph for me? I'm a loyal fan of yours and have grown up watching you dance."
Chang'e was very helpless. Ever since she entered the list of goddesses of the three realms compiled by "All Heavens Call My Father", it had been fine before and there were no people in Guanghan Palace.
Nowadays, at this peach banquet, there are always boy attendants from gods and immortals coming to find autographs, and some even ask if they sell original underwear.
abnormal!
However, the King of Hell is easy to deal with, but the devil is difficult to deal with. Those who can come to the Peach Banquet are all appreciated by the gods, and she cannot offend them.
Chang'e had no choice but to greet her gently again: "I don't know, are you...?"
Yi Bai casually took out an invitation: "Bu Cai, Zhen Yuanzi's direct disciple, Mo Yu, will attend the banquet on my behalf."
Chang'e's delicate body trembled. The ancestor of the earth immortals and the ancient power quickly showed her most beautiful smile. She did not dare to read the invitation from such a big shot.
"Wow, Master Moyu, you are so amazing!"
Yi Bai bowed his hand and said humbly: "It's not bad! Fairy, can you sign your name for me if you have time?"
Chang'e smiled sweetly: "Okay! However, I will go to the Yaochi to perform a dance in a while, so I can't talk too much. Let's add a virtual world friend and keep in touch in the future!"
Obviously Chang'e is thoughtful and wants to hug her.
Yi Bai was self-conscious and casually handed over one of his trumpets: "The person who hit me gained three thousand pounds."
"Pfft!" Chang'e finally couldn't help it: "Moyu Moyu, you are so funny!"
"Ah, it's time. I'm going to perform a dance. Please contact me when you have time."
Looking at the back of that faintly immortal figure, Yi Bai was thoughtful.
There is an old saying that goes well, when a woman laughs at your casual words, it is not far away from you making her laugh.