"I am Wuzhishan, more than 1,000 meters tall, and am on my way to breaking through to 2,000 meters. I am three years old. I am cold on the outside but even colder on the inside. I am a single peak. I do not practice and stay up late. I am a standard peak. I do not drink. I have no temper. I am here.
Squatting on a mountain."
"There is a monkey underneath me. From now on, I will broadcast in real time how this monkey trolls people every day!"
"Bah, bah, bah..."
"Obviously, this monkey is very good at spraying water, and before I knew it, there was a lake next to me!"
…
To say that the most lively things in the Three Realms recently are three things.
1: The demon clan’s Golden-winged Dapeng and Mosquito Taoist have also found opportunities to become saints in the virtual world, and are said to be undergoing trials.
According to gossip revealed by interested people, these two giants of the monster race may be vassals of the Western religion.
2: Because Buddha’s Wuzhishan was boring, he started live broadcasting how Sun Wukong trolled people in the virtual world.
Three: Kong Xuan issued the first saint decree after becoming a saint-level powerhouse: From today to the next ten years, all surviving demon clans who are forced to become mounts, vassals, maids, etc. and lose their freedom can apply for political asylum.
After verification, you will be free.
The purpose of this law was signed and approved by six other saints, and it takes effect immediately.
Note: If the demon in question has done a lot of things that cause wrath and resentment, it is not within the scope of refuge protection.
The first two things are okay. The first thing is the chance of being a saint, and it obviously has nothing to do with ordinary people or monsters. The second thing is just for fun, and at most I can learn the art of trolling people.
The third thing was really uproar.
In ancient times, the demon tribe was once rich.
At that time, the demon clan ruled the sky and the shaman clan ruled the earth. The scenery was endless and the spirit was high.
As a result, under the calamity, the two tribes fought, and both sides suffered losses.
Then the human race entered the era, and the demon race that came to an end was captured and roasted by the immortal cultivators, refining weapons and elixirs, and was extremely miserable.
There are a few demon clans with good talent who have just started their careers, but they are either killed by demons or demons, or they put down the butcher's knife and become immortals and Buddhas immediately.
The growth history of the human race is simply the tearful history of blood and tears of the demon race.
Now, the demon tribe can finally stand up and puff out its chest!
And seeing that the other six saints had no objections to this evacuation, the inner demon had already guessed the outcome of the chaos war outside the sky.
It seems that this sage Kong Xuan is slightly better.
It's simply terrifying that the opportunities in the virtual world can have such miraculous effects.
Not long after, everyone found that the virtual world suddenly became laggy. The evolution rules were not bad, and the interactions between netizens and live videos were already stuck one after another.
Everyone was even more excited. Could it be an unexpected encounter?
Then there are more practitioners staying up late to surf the Internet, and the virtual world becomes more laggy.
Yi Bai was helpless.
Nowadays, he still provides most of the computing power in the virtual world. It will be some time before the other two 'supercomputers' join the job, so they can only use a unique trick.
…
Nezha had a great time playing the copy of the virtual reality game "Apocalypse Online" and "Little Fish and Flowers".
In the entire Three Realms, apart from being with Mo Yu, only in games can it bring him such joy.
After all, it's a game, you can do whatever you want.
If this were reality, he would have been severely beaten by society long ago.
Because of his petite stature, cute appearance, and his love for chivalry and righteousness, Nezha was very popular among chivalrous women and ladies in the world.
As his reputation grew, he even got to the point where he could visit brothels for free.
As we all know, once you have a reputation, you can easily make a profit.
"boom!"
Nezha, who was exchanging heart-to-hearts with the ladies and chatting about strangers, kicked an assassin who suddenly rushed in to the ground.
Before Nezha could speak, the assassin was stunned for a moment and began to beg for mercy: "My hero, someone doesn't like you and pays your brothers to teach you how to be a good person. Later..."
However, halfway through the assassin's words, Nezha gently put his index finger on his mouth: "You don't need to tell me this, you have your difficulties, I understand!"
Nezha behaves very considerately, and Jianghu is all about grudges and grudges. If you explain clearly, how can I still be so harsh?
Picking up the chair next to him, Nezha raised it high and then stopped moving.
"Dong, moderate gaming uses your brain, and being addicted to gaming is harmful to your health. You have triggered the virtual world's anti-addiction system and are forced to log off!"
Nezha:???
Am I having a fight?
Without hesitation, Nezha clicked to log in again.
"You have triggered the answer verification mode, please answer the following questions."
"There was a man who died headfirst in the desert. There were several suitcases scattered around him, and the man was holding half a match in his hand. How did he die?"
Nezha:???
This is totally messing with my mentality!
Holding the fire-tip gun and stepping on the hot wheel, Nezha rushed towards Mo Yu.
Even if you can't beat him, you still have to poke his butt twice. His Nezha temperament is so fierce!
…
In Moyu Cave, as soon as the anti-addiction system was put online, the load on Yi Bai's soul eased and he felt much more comfortable.
The Internet-addicted teenagers in the world of cultivating immortals are so terrible. In order to save a little or make a little money, they can work hard 24 hours a day and night.
Now that he saw these teenagers struggling with the various questions he set, Yi Bai instantly felt very happy.
Sure enough, the happiness of most living beings is based on the pain of other living beings.
"Mo Yu, it's time for lunch!" After a while, Yang Chan came in with dozens of maids and dozens of plates of food one after another.
Ever since he started making money in the virtual world, Yi Bai's life has become more and more luxurious. Unknowingly, he has become the most annoying person he has ever lived.
He wants to live this boring life forever!
Unfortunately, once the two newly arranged tool demons erase their own thoughts and integrate into the virtual universe, this trip will be considered complete.
He also has to return, after all, he can live a more comfortable life at home.
His wife and children are in trouble, but he is short of a child. He will definitely work hard when he goes back this time!
"Mo Yu, die! Bang!" With a loud roar, Nezha fell solidly in front of him again.
Looking at the disgraced brother in front of him, Yi Bai fell into deep thought.
"Are you performing a show of growing onions on dry land?"
Nezha struggled for a while and slowly got up.
The rules of Moyu Cave Heaven have changed significantly again, and it seems that Moyu's strength has become stronger again.
After a moment of silence, Nezha showed an awkward but polite smile: "Hey, Mo Yu, I want to play games."
Yi Bai picked up a glass of fresh animal milk, inserted a straw and sucked it.
"Hey, Mo Yu...brother, just let me play the game." Nezha rolled his eyes quickly, grabbed Yi Bai's hand and acted coquettishly.
Yi Bai:……
Although you are very cute, you are a boy!
vomit!
you win!
After a while, Nezha quickly entered the game. He was still alive, but his clothes were gone and his body was still a little weak.
Sure enough, Mo Yu is a guy who likes soft things but not hard things!
