"Everyone should line up in a civilized and orderly manner. There is no need to crowd. The Great Sage is here and will not leave! There is enough water and everyone can be sprayed!"
Unable to stand the sudden weirdness of his brother Nezha, Yi Bai finally decided to go out for a walk.
I was shocked when I saw the long queue in front of Wuzhishan.
After opening the forum of the virtual world and searching the posts, he noticed the recent changes in the three realms.
It's okay that Kong Xuan became a saint, he just spoke for the freedom of the demon clan.
Golden-winged Dapeng and Mosquito Taoist got the chance to become saints! No one else will tell them, saints can know the characters of these two monsters just by looking back in time.
If you are cruel and ruthless, every penny will be repaid.
The Western religion, which had been expanding wildly, immediately stopped and began to shrink its territory of strength.
Prepare for a rainy day.
In this world, those who have reached the level of a saint are inherently immortal.
But after coming into contact with Kong Xuan, the saints had doubts about this statement.
Kong Xuan's cultivation level is already a level higher than theirs in terms of rules.
If the saint unites with the Tao, heaven and earth will never be destroyed, and the saint will be immortal.
But what they share is the way of the past.
If the way of heaven changes, they will even fall from the holy throne.
Being in love with the new and hating the old is not just for men.
In recent times, the saint's disciples seem to have received news, and everyone has become much more stable.
For example: Wuzhishan was originally forbidden to outsiders.
Netizens are generally quite leisurely. Ever since Wuzhishan became an internet celebrity, everyone likes to come here to 'check in'.
In particular, according to the propaganda of some people, Sun Wukong ate a lot of heavenly flat peaches and Laojun's elixir, and his saliva had many miraculous effects.
Improve the roots and bones, open up wisdom, enhance cultivation, strengthen the kidneys and strengthen the body, treat diseases when they are sick, and prevent diseases when they are not...
As we all know, as long as it comes to things that are good for the kidneys, the prices are very high.
...
Some time ago, Sun Wukong finally connected to the virtual world. After going through several dungeons, he realized that he had been tricked.
But fortunately, although he was suppressed by Wuzhishan, he could at least play freely in the virtual world, be high-spirited, and control the world for nine days with one click.
It's a pity that just a few days after the good days, an anti-addiction system was put in place.
boring!
Sun Wukong simply discussed with Wuzhishan and opened a tourist area.
The saint retired, the powerful man retreated, and no one took care of them. They just happened to be self-reliant and earn more virtual coins.
If I can escape in the future, I can still take care of myself in old age.
Even if you are suppressed here all the time, you can still make some money and have fun in the game.
Yi Bai looked around and found that the practitioners who came to have their skin replenished had pale faces, sunken eyes, and big dark circles...
This is the consequence of staying up late playing games, it’s really harmful!
Of course, they may also have kidney deficiency caused by being addicted to women.
This story tells us: As men, we must not be ignorant because of female lust.
"You monster monkey, aren't you aware yet? Why are you still failing the ideological and moral class?"
"Test your brother-in-law, bah, bah, bah!"
"The great sage has started spraying again, everyone, please catch up!"
"Pay the money and stand in line. If you don't pay, you will be blacklisted!"
…
The two looked really alike in their acting roles. Yi Bai started recording the video with great interest, finding it very interesting.
In the future, can we shoot a series of funny short films at Qidian to the World?
I feel like these funny collections will definitely become popular.
"Can you stop pressing me like this? I want to change my position, ah, it hurts!"
"Do you think I don't want to move? Buddha has put a ban on me. Can't you just work a little harder, improve your own quality, study hard, and get a high score in the exam?"
"I mention your sister, bah, bah, bah bah!"
"Wow, squirted again!"
…
"boom!"
Suddenly, the heaven and earth shook, and two unparalleled holy powers surged across the nine heavens and ten places almost at the same time.
All living beings have only one thought at this moment, the saint is invincible!
One by one they prostrated themselves on the ground to show their sincerity.
Then, in the expectant eyes of many monsters, the two saints disappeared without saying a word.
???
What about the promised benefits of sanctification?
[Dip, the virtual world version 2.0 was successfully upgraded online. 】
[We have added a dual-core processor to improve the information processing speed, which can be compatible with more creatures logging in at the same time, and also allows you to play games and entertainment more smoothly. 】
[We have optimized the anti-addiction system and added more difficult questions to help you learn knowledge better. 】
[In order to upgrade the virtual world, we have made some great sacrifices, so some charges in the virtual world will increase in the future.]
…
Seeing the latest announcement, netizens from the three realms who were eligible to enter the virtual world were in an uproar.
Reciting my pseudonym: "I was stupid, really, I just knew how to prevent addiction, but I didn't expect to have to pay more!"
Zhaidong dead house: "If you add more money, it's better to double it! I don't have much else, I just have more money! I really don't want to play games with those cheaters anymore. Cooking rice and stew is like shit. I can't bear it."
One bite made me sick and it poisoned me to death!"
The person who hit me gained 300 pounds: "Pfft... I'm sorry, brother, we are professionally trained, and we will never laugh unless we can't help it, hahaha..."
Three years later, the Xiansheng Zhenjun Temple was built at the mouth of the Guanjiang River.
At the farewell banquet, Yi Bai suddenly thought of what an old friend once said.
"Why are we drifting away, why are we so little together, why have we been apart for a long time, why are we not at peace."
After the funeral arrangements were completed and the virtual world was completely handed over to the two artificial intelligences of Golden Wing Dapeng and Mosquito Taoist, Yi Bai officially said goodbye to his friends.
After all, this world belongs to the Ancient God Alliance, and it is only an ally with Red Dawn.
Of course, with his current status, if he wants to come back, he only needs to spend some money, but it is more expensive.
"Come on, let's have a drink. We'll have a long way to go in the future, so we'll see you again by chance!" Having said goodbye so many times, Yi Bai has long been used to it.
Yang Jian and Nezha are not the temperament of their mother-in-law. Besides, with the opportunity to experience Red Dawn, they might be randomly sent to Yi Bai's world to experience it one day in the future.
"Come on, do it!"
Yang Chan on the side didn't know whether she was happy or sad.
From now on, I no longer have to serve Mo Yu, and I can finally live the way I want.
But over the years, with Mo Yu, not only her cultivation has improved rapidly, but her experience has also increased a lot. I am afraid that she will never meet a man who makes her heart beat again.
"Do it!" Yang Chan also raised the wine glass, which was all in the wine.
I don’t want to think about it anymore, I will still live my life as usual, and we will talk about the future later!
After a farewell feast, Yi Bai rescued Sun Wukong on the way.
This Bi took a lot of blame for him. Now that he has stayed in the virtual world for a long time and understands the ways of the world, he can come out.
Then he went to the origin of heaven and took a large copy of the origin of the world.
This is the reward he deserves for upgrading the world.
Leaving a clone with the authority to manage Moyu Cave, Yi Bai chose to return.
