"I advise everyone not to have a sibling relationship, because it's really tiring! I'm really, really tired! I work so hard every day, and I have to dance square dance with her when I get home from get off work at night!"
After coming down from heaven, Yi Bai first took Yue Jiao to the Rat Clan base to see if all the netizens in the world were idiots.
Sure enough, as expected.
With the development of the online world, those powerful people are no longer as unreachable, mysterious and unknown as before.
A female who is a junior in college will be given a gold brick. A female who is in her thirtieth year will be given a gift. A female who is in a three hundred thousand university will be given an elixir. A female who is in a three thousand year university will be ranked in the immortal class. A female who is in a thirty thousand university will be fed by the Immortal King. A female who is in a three hundred thousand university will be fed by the fairy king.
Standing in front of the Buddha's door. The female is three million, and you have the final say in the immortal world. The female is thirty million, and the six realms are at your disposal. The female is three hundred million, and Pangu is your brother.
This jingle expresses the inner desire of the majority of netizens, who don’t want to work hard anymore and want to get closer to the big sister’s boundless heart.
It's a pity that they don't understand! No matter what you do, you have to pay for what you get.
Do you think eating soft rice is happy? No, you can't imagine how happy they are.
Of course, the premise of everything is that you are in good health.
Yuejiao, who wants to fall in love and is afraid of being raped, is good.
"Hey!" Yi Bai sighed, feeling very sorry. He was a good man with a family, so he had better not think too much about it.
Secretly holding his waist, Yi Bai made up his mind that all he needed was a wife.
However, as Yue Jiao is his friend, he still has to help if he can.
Virtual world technology is very convenient when managing huge territories, and most matters are handled by strong artificial intelligence, which makes it much easier.
After packaging the virtual technology and sending it to Yue Jiao, asking her to compete with her ancestors, and asking her to get more resources, Yi Bai went to heaven to play chess with Run Yu without any worries.
I believe that with her fighting ability, Yi Bai will definitely make a lot of money.
After all, he agreed to use 30% of his resources as agency fees.
When he came to Jiuxiaoyun Palace and saw Runyu still working hard, Yi Bai pretended to cough twice: "Cough cough, cough cough cough!"
After waiting for a while, he still didn't raise his head.
"boom!"
Yi Bai went directly to him and patted the table.
Runyu then raised his head helplessly: "Well, Mo Yu? Are you here to pay back the money or the door?"
"Ah? Hahaha!" Yi Bai showed an awkward but impolite smile: "Is this... By the way, I am going to experience in other worlds this time and bring you a good thing."
After saying that, Yi Bai stretched out his hand and touched his waist: "Here, let me show you a big treasure!"
Runyu's delicate brows wrinkled, revealing an inexplicable look. When she saw it was an exquisite jade slip, she was a little disappointed.
"What is this?"
Wearing a crown with a golden dragon pattern on a white background, her black and white eyes were calm and calm. We haven't seen him for a long time. The jade is still the same as before, as smooth as polished and as gentle as jade.
He would never be able to learn this kind of temperament in his lifetime, and Yi Bai felt a little regretful in his heart.
"Virtual world! This is a more advanced virtual reality technology than the Internet. Not to mention 100% realistic, it can even completely simulate the rules of the world."
"I think your world is about to advance. When the virtual world matures, you can simulate the evolution of rules in the virtual world now. The risk of the world advancing will be much smaller..."
With Yi Bai's introduction to the virtual world, Runyu's eyes became brighter and brighter.
This is a secret technique that can change the world, and it is also very beneficial to the stability of the world.
Entertainment is poisonous!
When we can maintain food and clothing, and then let most people waste their time and energy in the virtual world, making it easy for them to be happy and satisfied, no one will think about rebellion anymore.
There are also very few souls who will work hard to practice, but as long as they work hard on public opinion, they will be honored by joining the heaven and becoming superiors.
"How is it? Is this a good thing?" Noting Runyu's expression, Yi Bai was very proud. The person who invented this secret technique is really a genius. He who can see the value of this secret technique is even more discerning.
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Runyu nodded lightly: "It's indeed good. Let's wipe out the past!"
His temperament has always been like this. He doesn't take joy in things or feel sad about himself. To put it simply, he is boring.
"Okay, let's play chess, play chess. Now my chess skills are not what they used to be. I have to torture you today!" Yi Bai was very confident. With his current calculation power, he is probably unbeatable in terms of chess skills.
Runyu smiled.
It's great that despite all the changes in the world, there is still one friend who remains the same as before.
"Okay, let's talk about it."
This time he came here to regain his position. Yi Bai quickly took out the chessboard pieces that he had already prepared.
"I'll go first!"
One step first, one step at a time, Yi Bai was not prepared to give this sultry man a chance.
When she saw the black jade's first step landing in the center of Tianyuan, Runyu, who was originally smiling, frowned, held a white stone, and fell into deep thought.
One day passed, and Yi Bai was a little confused.
Two days have passed, and Yi Bai is even more confused.
Three days have passed and Yi Bai has calmed down. This competition actually compares with his concentration?
My little black mouse will never be weaker than a dragon in my life!
Half a month later, Runyu finally raised his head and smiled apologetically. The smile was warm and gentle, like a ray of sunshine shining into his heart, and he dropped the white piece into the box: "I lost?"
Yi Bai:???
"The best thing is like water. Water is good for all things without fighting. I think it's you who wins!" Yi Bai said angrily. The pride that he originally felt has been exhausted in the past half month.
After being the Emperor of Heaven for a long time, he is indeed not as simple as before.
"Haha!" Runyu laughed heartily: "It will make our Moyu God deflate, and it will make you feel embarrassed!"
"Huh!" Yi Bai was helpless and took out various food and wine from the storage space: "Come on, I won't go home until I'm drunk today!"
Smelling the aroma of the wine and food, Runyu was also a little happy. After Mo Yu left last time, he went to the treasure house to masturbate, which made him live frugally for tens of thousands of years, and now he was lucky enough to be rich.
"I don't dare to ask for my ears, but I just want to do it!"
The two brothers were not polite when eating. One dragon and one mouse talked loudly in the cold Jiuxiaoyun Palace, sharing their experiences over the past ten thousand years.
It's freezing cold at high places, and the world of heaven hasn't been so lively for a long time.
"After leaving your world, do you know how I have lived these years?"
Yi Bai started to show off.
"In the first world, as soon as I entered, I made friends with the reincarnation of the God of Creation in this world. Her name was Hua Qiangu, and then I tamed her to be my shit-sweeper and serve me every day."
"In the second world, I trained a giant sky-swallowing snake. It was so big!" Yi Bai tried his best to spread his hands to show the hugeness of the snake.
Runyu laughed out loud, and the world has changed. It has been a long time since she was so happy.
"In the third world, I was tricked and I ran away all the way. Fortunately, I found a potential shovel officer, Yu Xin!"
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The friendship between men becomes stronger over time. Even if they haven't seen each other for thousands of years, they will still be strangers to each other.