Consciousness returns, bringing back a new set of world rules.
As per the old rules, Yi Bai used most of his consciousness to upgrade the chain of worlds that strengthened the inner world, and then used the remaining consciousness to open the retreat and go out to eat, drink and have fun.
As soon as he went out, the birds were singing, the flowers were fragrant, and the breeze was blowing. Naturally, he saw his daughter-in-law in a purple tiara, looking at him with a smile.
A little farewell is better than a wedding.
"Please give Meier your orders, Master!"
After saying that, Zi Mei stuck out her bright red and pink tongue, which made Yi Bai feel hot and awe-inspiring for a moment.
They were already an old couple, and there was nothing to be shy about. Yi Bai rushed over directly.
"Haha, husband, it's broad daylight!"
"Hmph, little girl, I want to do it in broad daylight today!"
"Hey, what kind of kungfu are you doing?"
"The tail can't just be used for tickling!"
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Half a month later, Yi Bai walked out of the door holding his waist.
Sure enough, there was no plowed land, only exhausted cows.
No, you still have to take care of yourself!
After casually wandering around the inner world twice, Yi Bai found that his world was managed in an orderly manner by Zimei, so he decided to go find some old friends to catch up on the past.
I don’t know where my daughter-in-law learned the moves, but she couldn’t resist them at all.
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Heaven, Nine Heavens Cloud Palace.
For tens of thousands of years since Runyu became Emperor of Heaven, with the network intelligence and public opinion of the Rat Clan, and the support of the Tiger Clan, the six realms have been stable.
It is better to be a peace dog than a person in troubled times.
All the billions of living beings in the six realms are sincerely convinced by the present Emperor.
It is said that the Emperor of Heaven was conscientious in his work and only married two wives in the past ten thousand years. He spent most of his time on official duties and rarely even slept with his wife.
"Such a good Heavenly Emperor is truly a blessing to the Six Realms!" Countless creatures sighed after learning about the history of previous Heavenly Emperors.
A small white tiger was lying on the roof of Jiuxiaoyun Palace, swaying its white tail, holding a jade slip, and wandering around on the Internet boredly.
"A piece of tofu can only be cut twice, how can I cut it into eight pieces?"
After seeing this question, Yuejiao thought for a while, her eyes lit up and she was extremely excited, and then she quickly replied with a flying key: "The first knife cuts horizontally, the second knife puts it on your neck and asks if it is eight pieces!"
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"666, worship the great god!"
"999!"
The surrounding Heavenly Court guards have long been accustomed to seeing this little princess of the tiger tribe lying down on the Nine Heavens Cloud Palace, which is an honor for the Nine Heavens Cloud Palace.
In the coldly decorated main hall, Runyu, who was working inside, looked up from time to time. There were faint law fluctuations all over his body, and he was ready to run away at any time.
As we all know, although Yuejiao looks small, she is extremely talented and weighs so much that the Jiuxiao Cloud Palace alone has been crushed many times.
The key point is that Yuejiao is one of the ancestors of the Tiger Clan, the ‘powerful Daluo Jinxian’, who personally brings her here to let Runyu teach her how to manage the tribe.
Runyu couldn't refuse either.
"Hey, it's good to have a background, you can do whatever you want, but my little treasury is so poor that I can't even repair the door now!"
After sighing secretly for a while, Runyu continued to concentrate on official duties.
As the emperor of heaven, his body conforms to the way of heaven, he speaks out the heavenly constitution, and his words follow the law. Every word and action is related to the life and death suffering of countless people.
He didn't dare to relax even a little bit.
The only thing that pleased him was that as long as he kept maintaining the stability of the six realms, his cultivation level would also improve by leaps and bounds.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I haven't seen you for ten thousand years, Runyu, you are still so handsome, you are just a little bit worse than me!"
Upon hearing this haunting voice, Runyu paused and slowly raised his head.
When she saw that familiar bitchy smile and moved her lips, Runyu finally couldn't help but say what she had always wanted to say: "Mo Yu, give me the fucking door to my treasure house!"
Yi Bai:……
It seems that the last time he left, he 'ran away from the door', which indeed caused a great psychological shadow on this good brother.
Also, this heavenly treasure house was built bit by bit by several heavenly emperors over hundreds of thousands of years.
Not to mention the treasures inside, this gate must be a valuable treasure.
"Oh, Runyu, I came back today just to tell you that for thirty years to the east of Hedong and thirty years to the west of Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"
After speaking, Yi Bai carefully rummaged through his storage space.
Hey, there are so many things.
After flipping through it again, Yi Bai panicked a little. Where is the gate?
"Mo Yu, you finally came to play with me! Oooh, ooh!"
With a cute tiger roar, Yi Bai raised his head and saw a white tiger in the air spreading its limbs and swooping over like a cat.
Smiling, Yi Bai opened his hand and prepared to catch it.
He is no longer the rat that could be crushed by a mere million pounds.
Runyu, who was originally preparing to collect debts, was stunned for a moment when he saw the scene in front of him. Then, with a movement of light and shadow, he skillfully disappeared with the official documents on the table.
"Poof!" Yi Bai spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"boom!"
The entire heavenly palace was shaken and stabilized for a second, and then the entire Jiuxiaoyun Palace fell from the top of the clouds.
It collapsed again!
The guard guarding the door was very calm and skillfully took out a jade slip: "Please note the number 10086. Prepare to drive away the creatures from the lower world. The Nine Heavens Cloud Palace has fallen again."
"Please note No. 10010, prepare to try to use a dragnet to drag the Nine Heavens Cloud Palace back."
"Please note No. 00119, notify the Artisan Department to repair the Heavenly Palace Restriction and rebuild the Nine Heavens Cloud Palace."
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The instructions were given one after another, so skillfully that it made people feel distressed.
In the sky, Runyu also showed a slight smile of joy. Anyway, he could ask the Tiger Clan for reimbursement. He must use better materials this time.
After being the Emperor of Heaven for ten thousand years, Runyu, who was once a gentleman, has also changed a lot.
Looking at the falling Nine Heavens Cloud Palace above his head, Yi Bai wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and fell into deep thought.
I'm obviously already very strong!
There must be something wrong with the way I entered the world!
Yue Jiao happily lay in Yi Bai's arms: "Mo Yu, take me to play games and help me manage the clan, okay? I'm almost driven crazy by my ancestors. There are so many strong people in the clan, why do you have to have me?"
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"Isn't it good to let me feel at ease and be a waste?"
Noticing that the Nine Heavens Cloud Palace had been captured by the heavenly soldiers and generals, Yi Bai breathed a sigh of relief and tried his best to hold the white tiger's huge buttocks and move it towards the ground.
"Maybe it's because your ancestor has a keen eye for tigers, and he can see that you are hidden in the trashy appearance of knowing books, being polite, and showing off your wisdom!" The veins in Yi Bai's arms were exposed, and he was obviously struggling.
However, men cannot say no in front of a woman, even if she is a friend.
"Really?" Yue Jiao said thoughtfully: "I don't read much, don't lie to me!"
"Really, I've read a lot and won't lie to you!" Yi Bai said confidently.
After thinking for a while, Yue Jiao still shook her head: "Forget it, waste is waste, no matter how hard you try, you will still be waste. I'd better find a partner as my ancestor said and marry into my tiger clan."
"Ancestor said that as long as you marry our Tiger Clan, you can manage the power of our Tiger Clan! You have enough resources for secret cultivation, and if you are capable, you can also take a concubine."
"Our Tiger Clan has a long history. Currently, we have 321,234 Great Thousand Universes under our command, more than 200 million Middle Thousand Worlds, and countless Small Thousand Worlds, blessed places, caves and heavens..."
Yi Bai:?
Is Xiaonizi hinting at something?
I am thirty-two thousand years old, married, do 30,000 push-ups, 50,000 sit-ups, 9,000 squats with a weight of 300,000 kilograms every morning, and master various yoga postures proficiently!
An aunt I like calls me. I don’t like older sisters who are younger than me. I like mature, steady and kind-hearted older sisters as my girlfriend!