In the handsome tent, this was the first thought of all the drinking generals.
And you beat the potter after drinking wine?
With the bearish look you have now, you might as well have sent it to someone else to beat you up, right?
Lieutenant General Wang Lun stood up, cupped his hands with Zhang Fei and said: "The general is drunk, and he talks drunken words. We have almost drunk the wine today. The general suggested that we might as well stop here, how about it?"
Zhang Fei rolled his eyes strangely and said drunkenly: "You, who do you think is drunk?"
Wang Lun couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and then he quickly said with a smile: "It's the general who said the wrong thing. It's not that the general is drunk, it's the general who is drunk. The general will apologize to the general and please forgive me."
"Since you are drunk, why don't you drink?"
Wang Lun didn't understand the meaning of Zhang's words.
"General Zhang, since the last general is already drunk, it's natural that he shouldn't drink any more."
"Bah! No! You bastard!" Zhang Fei burped and hissed: "Since you are drunk after drinking, it means that you are not good at drinking, so you shouldn't drink. You should not drink! Practice more.
practise!"
Wang Sha looked at him blankly: "Is there anyone who can practice this thing?"
"Of course! After drinking so much, you will get drunk. How can you do it if you don't practice?" After saying that, Zhang Fei turned to look at the guards beside him and said: "Everyone, send someone to bring wine, give it to
, give each of them a jar of wine, I, I will watch them drink it, they must drink it all! Crack the whip!"
When all the generals in the tent heard this, they all complained and stood up one after another to beg Zhang Fei for mercy.
Zhang Fei returned to his seat, picked up the horse whip, and drunkenly shook it at them.
When the generals saw this situation, they immediately knew that they had no choice but to drink.
That's a good thing, because after just one drink, I was completely ruined today.
It's also Pang Tong's fault. He had nothing to do but punish Zhang Fei by asking him to transport some grain.
Originally there was no wine in Zhang Fei's army, but he went to Qianling City to transport grain and got two large carriages of wine in Qianling. No one dared to take care of him, and no one could take care of him.
This time, everyone suffered.
When they were young, a large jar of wine for each person was brought up by the soldiers. Under the supervision of Zhang Fei, the generals drank all the wine in the jars. Some people vomited on the spot.
There was an unpleasant and pungent smell inside the entire tent.
After drinking so much wine, basically none of these generals and captains became normal people.
Although they are not as drunk as Zhang Fei, they are all in a daze. Many of them have lost consciousness and cannot stand firmly.
After drinking to this extent, it was almost enough, but Zhang Fei obviously didn't have enough drunkenness.
"Okay, very good! You drank a jar of wine, which means that you are very respectful to me, my general. In this case, I will not punish you today... Come here, pass on my military order, and the three armies will set off overnight.
Heading towards Jinling Military Camp, we are going to attack the pottery merchant’s camp at night!”
Qianling City is not far from the camp where the pottery merchants are currently stationed, only dozens of miles away.
But when Zhang Fei gave such an order, some of the generals who were still vaguely conscious panicked!
Isn't this a joke?
Just close the door yourself. It doesn't matter how much fun we people have, but you want to go to the pottery merchant's camp all night after drinking to make trouble. Isn't this a joke?
Wang Lun was feeling dizzy, but he still maintained a sense of consciousness. He hurriedly raised his hands to Zhang Fei and said: "General Zhang, we only have three thousand men and horses at the moment, but Tao Shang has tens of thousands under his command. That's true."
For the night attack, the number of troops on our side is probably insufficient."
Although Zhang Fei was drunk, he still remembered what Pang Tong had said to him before. He smiled and said: "You, what do you know? Now Tao and Tao Shangjun have been poisoned by the miasma. For a while,
, can't march for a while, the soldiers of the three armies under his command are already too busy to take care of themselves, if we go to rob his camp now, there will be no big deal."
After that, Zhang Fei waved his hand and said: "Even if it is not possible to win a big victory, with these three thousand men and horses, there is no problem in trying to figure out the situation in front of Tao and Tao Shang's tens of thousands of soldiers...
Don’t bother grinding, just do as I say!”
In fact, Zhang Fei felt that it was shameless to attack poisoned enemy soldiers, but he went anyway because he was drunk because he also wanted to find out the true identity of the pottery merchant.
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Zhang Fei's soldiers and horses, led by a group of generals and lieutenants who were drunk and confused, drove straight towards the pottery merchant's camp.
Not long after, he saw a scout who had been sent forward to investigate hurriedly in front of Zhang Fei.
"Report to General Zhang that we have spotted a troop of troops coming from the southwest, less than five miles away from us."
Zhang Fei was dizzy at the moment. Hearing this, he burped from wine and said, "Yes, which army is it? Is it Tao, a pottery merchant?"
The scout shook his head and said, "It doesn't look like him. He seems to be your Wuling barbarian sergeant from Wuling County."
Behind him, Wang Lun said hurriedly: "Since they are not pottery merchants, this matter can be easily solved. They are just local barbarians in Wuling. Let's go directly to the conflict."
"Bastard!" Zhang Fei turned back and gave Wang Lun a whip, and said with great dissatisfaction: "Whether they are Han people or barbarians... hiccup, they are all the people of Jingzhou~! How, how can we distinguish between right and wrong?
treat?"
After saying that, Zhang Fei said to Wang Lun: "You, you are leading the three armies to stand by. I, I will lead the people forward to have a look."
Zhang Fei is a talented and bold person, and now he is drunk, so he is not afraid of anything. In addition, the other party is just a native of Wuling, so Zhang Fei does not take them to heart.
Unexpectedly, the opponent's general also led people to investigate.
The opponent's soldiers and horses are none other than Samoko, a barbarian from Wuxi. He was ordered by the potter to collect medicine. Now he has succeeded and is heading towards the potter's camp.
Shamoko collected a lot of medicinal herbs to treat miasma, which was enough for the soldiers of the three armies. Moreover, he also heard that the pottery merchant's soldiers and horses were infected with miasma, so he secretly thought that he must have accomplished something extraordinary this time.
.
When he thought about the throne of King Hu and the many benefits that he would soon have at his fingertips, Samoko was filled with joy.
I wonder if the pottery merchant will promise me more benefits after I deliver the medicinal materials?
With Prime Minister Tao's gentlemanly style, I think he will definitely do it!
When he thought of this, Samoko was happy. As a Wuling barbarian, he had no restrictions on weekdays. He immediately held a feast, barbecued in the wild, and started... drinking happily with his barbarian generals.
Samoko is also a person who has no heart. When he drinks, he is not enough, but he gets drunk too.
Most of the drunk people were excited. After drinking, Samoko did not stop and asked the three armies to set off overnight to the pottery merchant's camp.
In this way, the two sides met halfway.
On a normal day, Samoko might have had to avoid the Han troops if he encountered them, but today he became brave after drinking, and actually asked the barbarians in the rear to guard the soldiers, while he led a group of troops.