Shamoko, like Zhang Fei, was drunk and led a group of soldiers to investigate Zhang Fei's situation.
In this way, the two drunkards met in the middle of the fork where the two armies met.
Zhang Fei was in a daze after drinking. He sat on his horse and looked carefully at Shamoko in the distance. He burped and asked in confusion: "Where did this barbarian come from? He's so long. He's so handsome."
Ugly!"
After saying that, they saw Zhang Fei galloping not far from Samoko. He was so drunk that he almost fell off while riding.
He raised the Zhangba snake spear in his hand and pointed at him: "You, which barbarian tribe do you, this ugly ghost, belong to?"
Even though it looked like Shamoko had drunk too much, his mind was not unclear.
He bared his teeth and spat on the ground: "What a joke! I am the most handsome man in Wuling Man. How dare you, dare to be rude to me! You, you don't take a piss and look at yourself, you look like Hei
You're like a loach, but you dare to call me ugly? I'm so damn handsome!"
The strange thing is that Zhang Fei was not angry when Shamoke talked to Zhang Fei like this. He just looked at Shamoke with drunken eyes and asked, "Look at how stupid you are, have you drank?"
Shamoko opened his mouth wide and laughed loudly: "So what if I drink it? You are in charge, I am in charge?"
Zhang Fei looked at the drunken Shamoke and said, "I see you have quite a drinking capacity, so I'll compete with you today!"
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When I was young, I saw two drunkards, Shamoke and Zhang Fei, sitting there, setting up a bonfire, each holding a big jar, and started drinking.
Their personal guards were divided into two groups and stood on their respective sides, each wiping the sweat from their foreheads.
I thought it was being compared to something, but it turned out to be this.
Zhang Fei raised his head and drank the whole bottle of wine, and said happily: "It's great, I, Old Zhang, have been drinking wine all my life, and this is the first time I have met someone like you, someone who can drink as well as me, hahaha, you are Wu Ling
The leader of the barbarians, which clan is he from, and what is his name?"
Shamoko burped with wine and waved his hands: "It's just a shameless name. I drank so much today. Among the Han people, there are few Han people who can drink to this extent... Hiccups, that's it for today. I'm still going to drink."
If something happens, if we are destined to meet again the next day, it won’t be too late to have a drink!”
Zhang Fei belched wine and said, "It's so late, why are you so anxious?"
Shamoke said: "Spring has arrived, and poisonous miasma is everywhere in Wuling County. My friend is infected with poisonous miasma. I specially collected some medicinal materials and prepared to send them to my friend."
Zhang Fei was stunned when he heard this and remained silent for a long time.
When he was young, he raised his head and looked at Shamoko doubtfully: "You drove drunkenly in the middle of the night just to deliver medicine?"
Shamoko smiled and said: "Of course, the poisonous miasma is evil and it is our common enemy! Getting rid of the poisonous miasma as soon as possible can also ensure the safety of my people. Although I am a barbarian among you Han people, I also know the righteousness...
…The point of righteousness is worth it!”
Zhang Fei couldn't help being stunned when he heard this. He looked at Samoko blankly, seeming a little distracted.
He wasn't drunk, he had other ideas.
When I was young, I saw him slapping his thigh heavily with his hand: "Although you are a barbarian, your loyalty is really impressive. I admire you... I have some military rations here. You might as well take some as a token of my gratitude."
.”
Shamoko shook his huge head and said: "How is this possible? I am not related to you, we are just drinking companions. How can I take your food? It is absolutely forbidden!"
Zhang Fei stood up drunkenly and said, "I'm with you because I respect you as a person, and it has nothing to do with anything else... Hicc~, farewell!"
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In the early morning of the next day, Samoko, who had just sobered up, finally came to the pottery camp with herbs.
For the pottery merchant, this was really great news. He immediately sent someone to bring Samoko to the commander's tent and asked him for advice on how to cook medicinal materials.
The use of these herbs is extremely simple. You only need to steam them in a large pot according to the dosage, and then let the soldiers drink the medicinal soup three times a day.
After drinking this medicinal soup, those who are sick can relieve their symptoms, and those who are not sick can effectively prevent them.
The pottery merchant immediately arranged for people to set up a large pot in the camp, cook the medicinal materials sent by Samoko, and take them with the soldiers of the three armies.
Samoko said to the potter: "Prime Minister, in addition to medicinal materials, the last general also brought some grain and grass for the use of the three armies under the Prime Minister's command."
After listening to Samoko's words, the pottery merchant couldn't help but be curious: "As for the food and grass, didn't the general bring it to Tao last time? Why is it still available this time?"
Samoko smiled helplessly and said: "This is not the general's food and grass, but what others gave to the general. However, the quantity is not enough and it is not of much use."
"Others gave it to you?" The pottery merchant frowned in confusion: "Who gave it to you?"
Samoko seemed a little embarrassed, and then recounted what happened last night to the pottery merchant.
After hearing this, the pottery merchant fell silent.
When I was young, I heard him ask: "What kind of person is that drunk general like you that you met?"
Shamoko said: "He has a resolute appearance, rather powerful, with strong whiskers on his cheeks, round eyes, and dark skin, but he looks quite handsome."
The potter nodded suddenly.
Zhuge Liang stood aside, gently swaying his feather fan, and said: "Teacher, could the person General Sha mentioned be... Zhang Fei?"
The pottery merchant sighed with emotion and said, "I feel he is the same person."
Shamoko looked at the potter in confusion and said, "Who is Zhang Fei?"
Look at this King Hu. He is becoming extremely uneducated day by day. He doesn’t even know who Zhang Fei is. He is really unprofessional.
"Zhang Fei is Liu Bei's sworn brother and also Pang Tong's deputy in this southern expedition."
"Ah?" Shamoko was stunned when he heard this: "Then why does he still want to give me food and grass?"
Zhuge Liang smiled and said: "You ask me? But we still have to ask you, King Hu?"
Shamoko rubbed his head, frowned and thought for a long time, and said: "Well, this matter is not necessarily difficult to guess. Zhang Fei was drunk last night. He was so drunk that he couldn't speak clearly. Besides, we didn't
We exchanged names, but he might not know who I was. He just saw that my drinking suited his temperament, and he heard that I delivered medicine to a friend. He was a little touched, so he got to know me..."
Zhuge Liang frowned and said, "Is this really true?"
At this time, I heard the pottery merchant next to me sigh and say, "I'm afraid that's not necessarily the case."
Zhuge Liang looked at the pottery merchant.
But I heard Tao Shang say: "Zhang Fei is quite cute. If my guess is correct, it was Pang Tong's plan that our army followed Pang Tong and moved around, causing the soldiers to get sick. Zhang Fei seems to have violated the strategy like this."
It’s because I can’t accept it in my heart.”
Zhuge Liang was a little puzzled and said: "The poison was not given by Pang Tong, it was just a temptation. Why can't Zhang Fei accept it?"
Tao Shang said lightly: "This may be his cuteness... If I guessed correctly, Zhang Fei was drunk last night and wanted to sneak attack our camp at night to see the strength of our army, but in the end he changed his mind...
…As for giving Samoko some food, it’s just to make up for the guilt in my heart.”
Zhuge Liang couldn't help laughing when he heard this: "This Zhang Fei still feels guilty for the teacher?"
Tao Shang shook his head and said: "Of course not to me. This feeling of guilt is probably just for his own ideas and thoughts. People sometimes get into trouble, but this Zhang Fei is still quite interesting, so I rushed to him.
What he did today, if I capture him alive in the future, I can spare his life... Unfortunately, he is Liu Bei's younger brother, otherwise it would be good if I could take him under my command."
Zhuge Liang changed the subject and said: "Teacher, since Pang Tong predicts that our army will be infected with the epidemic, he will definitely send troops to attack us soon. We'd better make preparations in advance."
Tao Shang took a deep breath and said: "This matter must be handled naturally. Pang Tong, whatever you say this time must be done in a good way."