Chapter 214 You Drive Mazda, You Deserve Your Traffic Jam
Gu Kun is well versed in the hype of traffic hot spots in the Internet era, and must follow the rhythm.
People's attention resources are scarce within a single period of time and are easily saturated.
If too many attention points are thrown out at once, people all over the world will easily get tired of aesthetics, and they will not be able to fully absorb the value of each attention point, squeeze it dry and wipe it clean, and the excess will be wasted.
This is just like the positive celebrity scandals of later generations. The news needs to be revealed one by one every few days, otherwise there will be a tragic phenomenon like Wang Banbi's situation where he grabs the headlines N times and always gets the attention of others.
As for negative celebrity scandals, they should be gathered together as much as possible. Especially after a scandal that the management does not want to see appears, more fresh and hot negative hot topics will often emerge within a day or two, drowning out the hot searches.
Is a superior rhythm dog.
Therefore, the gold medal broke the record, because of the suspense caused by the exposed clothes, Nike's stock price plummeted, and they came up with the most luxurious yacht in mankind and a double gold Maybach...
Each of these points must be varied and appear staggered one or two days apart, so that the global public who eat Olympic news can keep up with the updates, and it will be a little fresh every two days. (Although Gu Kun's rhythm is very good.
, but the creator of this world has a really bad sense of rhythm)
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Throughout the day of September 20, Gu Kun will make five intensive appearances, which will produce two more gold medals in total.
Because he arrived at the competition venue relatively early, his Maybach double was not photographed by the mainstream media on his way there early in the morning. Only a few Sydney citizens who got up early witnessed it on the road, and then spread the news by word of mouth.
This kind of explosive lace is of course very attractive to reporters based in Sydney who have a keen sense of smell, so everyone worked hard and prepared to follow Gu Kun throughout the competition.
He gets in the car and goes home, and then takes a close-up of his car.
The rumor that "Gu Kun owns the most expensive luxury car in the world" was circulated a few months ago. The media knew a little bit about it, but no one has ever photographed it on the road, and no pictures have been posted online.
The freshness and curiosity have been perfectly maintained to this day.
Because when Gu Kun received the goods in July, he was in Xiangjiang. He only picked up the car and drove it around on his yacht, and never drove it outside. The guests who could board Gu Kun's yacht were relatively high-status, even if there were
If you take a group photo, you just keep it for yourself, you won't sell it to the paparazzi for money.
Everyone has a sense of propriety in their hearts, fearing that Gu Kun will be offended if the news is leaked to the paparazzi, and then the gain outweighs the losses. The leakage fee for a photo is only worth a few dollars.
Near Sydney Bay, from the Olympic Sports Center to the pier, from inside the competition venues, to all the roads that Gu Kun might pass by after the competition, they are all surrounded by media from all over the world.
Every restaurant, cafe, and bar on the roadside has reporters on standby.
Those bars that were not open during the day were even opened extra today for this reason. However, because of the "overtime pay", the prices of drinks in all bars were increased to the holiday holiday, which was even higher than the increase in drink prices in bars on Singles' Day in later generations in mainland China.
black.
However, it was still overcrowded. The reporters alone packed these places. We didn’t drink much, so we just ordered a drink and got a seat, chatting and farting with our cameras while we waited.
For most of the day, no one felt any resentment and were very patient.
"Gu Kun broke the world record again! 200m backstroke."
"Break twice in a row and win the gold in the 200m!"
"I also won gold in the 400-meter mixed race, but I didn't break the record twice. It was the first gold medal event for Gu Kun this year without breaking a record! Analysts believe that Gu Kun had tried his best in the last Olympics. In order to achieve
'The individual 400-meter mixed speed is faster than the 4x100-meter mixed relay champion', so I drained my potential."
"The 400m self-successfully entered the finals, but still did not break the record. The situation is similar to the 400m mixed. Tomorrow's 400m self-finals deserve the attention of analysts. Gu Kun is very likely to have a second "no record-breaking championship this year"
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Professional sports news came out one after another inside the stadium, and reporters outside the stadium from entertainment news, social news, and financial news also watched the fun together.
Although for them, they are more concerned about Gu Kun's super luxury cars and super yachts, his ability to control Adidas Nike's stock price with both praise and blame, and the promotion and brand promotion of those luxury goods that Gu Kun has invested in and worn personally.
ability.
The day's competition is over, with 5 appearances, 2 world records broken, and 2 gold medals, a decent performance. In the next 9 days, Gu Kun will have 15 more appearances and 6 gold medals to compete for.
At around four o'clock in the afternoon, about an hour after all Gu Kun's games ended, the reporters finally found their target near the back door of the underground parking lot of the Sydney Swimming Pool.
A thickened and bulletproof version of Rolls-Royce with dual colors drove out first. When they saw this scene, the reporters who were waiting at first thought that it was not Gu Kun and his group.
"Isn't Gu Kun famous for not using Breton brands? Are you admitting your mistake?"
"That's right. I heard that the Lanfang royal family is quite hostile to Brittany, and Gu Kun himself has some grudges."
However, this doubt only existed for a few seconds before it was resolved, because the Rolls-Royce drove less than 50 meters and a car came out behind it.
The platinum doors and side shells, the gold hood, trunk lid and roof, as well as the diffusely polished matte surface treatment, achieve the ultimate in low-key yet profound luxury.
"This...is this the world's first Maybach that claims to cost 100 million euros? Yes, it is indeed the Maybach car logo. Alas, they are all billionaires, and they actually come to the Olympics. It is indeed a game of life.
Just for sex.”
"In a cheating life, you can do whatever you want to do to be awesome."
The eyes of the male reporters revealed the flames of greed, while the female reporters were left with weak legs.
Most little girls will feel weak in the legs just by looking at a Rolls-Royce starry sky, let alone this one.
After a brief shock, the reporters also realized the profound meaning of Gu Kun's arrangement.
"Wonderful! Although Gu Kun is famous for not driving the Brittany brand, having Rolls-Royce as the bodyguard's accompanying car and the lead car will not damage Gu Kun's reputation at all.
No one will think that he has forgotten the hatred of his family."
Sure enough, after the convoy turned onto Yangang Road, the road was originally very congested. There were already many tourists during the Olympics, and there were so many reporters surrounding Gu Kun that the camera trucks next to them were like locusts.
But Gu Kun surprisingly did not encounter any traffic jams.
That Rolls-Royce pilot car was actually a second-hand product that Boss Li of Xiangjiang did not want to transfer to Gu Kun. It was not bought by Gu Kun. This was also considered one of the investment certificates for the cooperation between Boss Li and Gu Kun.
state.
Gu Kun would not spend money on the Breton brand. Since it is a tool cart, RBQ, that is thrown away, it cannot be spent and can only be recycled. This is not a question of whether it can afford the money.
Because it was an RBQ that was recycled from waste, when Gu Kun ordered his bodyguards to open the road, he told them not to drive too carefully. As long as they abide by the traffic rules, they would run rampant without mercy and without considering the road conditions.
For example, on the old urban roads in Sydney, the speed limit is 60 yards. If you don’t hit the car in front, you should drive as fast as possible. If the traffic regulations stipulate the following distance, then follow the traffic regulations.
Follow the car to the limit, don’t follow too far, leave more reaction margin.
And this kind of driving attitude, other Rolls-Royce drivers in the world would definitely not dare to drive like this. They will always keep an extra distance from the car and try to be cautious for fear of bumping and scratching the boss's luxury car and being fired. How can there be anything else?
Will the boss treat Rolls-Royce like a consumable tool like RBQ like Gu Kun?
However, when you actually drive a luxury car on the road, you will realize:
When the car is expensive to a certain level, it will indeed come with the BUFF of a Street Rover.
If you follow a car very closely, the car in front of you will ignite and ignite, but the car behind you will not dare to follow the car. If you continue to press closely and follow the car very closely, and your posture is very aggressive, the car in front of you will also ignite.
risk moving to the next lane.
Even if the traffic regulations state that the car behind you is solely responsible for a rear-end collision, the car in front of you doesn't want to try. It is human nature to do more than to do less.
Between Gu Kun's Rolls-Royce tool truck and the Maybach's personal car, there is at least more than 50 meters of following distance margin. Even if it is that far, the cars in the next lane do not dare to get in between the Maybach and the Rolls-Royce tool truck.
Because when changing lanes, I was hit by a car behind me. It was the car behind me that was solely responsible for changing lanes. If I changed lanes in front of the Maybach, my life could easily end. No one wants to die.
As a result, under the fierce pressure of Rolls-Royce Tool Truck to clear the way, and the two-part Gold Maybach had no time to follow the car, the coastal highway that was originally extremely congested at around 4 o'clock in the afternoon was forcibly killed and a bloody road was created.
No more congestion.
Gu Kun was sitting in the back row, chatting and imparting life experience to Luo Haili, the team leader in the same car: "A few days ago, when you were watching the new movie of Best Actor Liang, you thought it was funny. It was just a joke, right? 'We are all happy'
Rolls-Royce, Mercedes-Benz. If you drive a Mazda, you deserve to be stuck in a traffic jam'——
Now you know, that’s what people with life experience say, it’s not a joke. If you drive a Mazda, if others are stuck in traffic, you will be stuck in traffic. If I treat Rollo as a tool vehicle, I can squeeze out a lane even if there is a traffic jam.
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It can only be said that those who interpret Liang Jiahui's lines in "Black Gold" as simple pretense really have a poor life experience.
Luo Haili nodded blankly and reflected on her shallowness. But then she cautiously reminded: "Why are you showing off your wealth again at this time? There are still 9 days until the Olympics. It's not good to take a little time.
Is that so? You are always afraid of being hated by others."
Gu Kun shook his head indifferently: "There are only a few days left. The key is to bring out the most luxurious cars and yachts at this time to open the eyes of those financial bugs who have just been attracted and make them doubt me.
When you deliberately blackmail Nike, think carefully."
Gu Kun needs to make the financial media around the world pay attention to a fact at this point in time: his capital strength is far stronger than that of Nike. Not only has he not entered the sports brand industry so far, but his cash assets far exceed that of Nike.
of the overall company stock market value.
In other words, this is the reverse operation of Goudong's phrase "It must be Ma Feng who is plotting against me" when he debuted.
Goudong was not tricked by Ma Feng, but he needed to mislead the people into believing that Ma Feng wanted to trick him.
Gu Kun really has a plot against Nike, but he needs to mislead the public into believing that Nike is not worthy of being plotted against him.
Driving a Mazda will only cause traffic jams, which is a good way to subtly clear your mind.