Chapter 36: Girls are forbidden to read this chapter (1/4)
"Send me chicken feathers, I'll be broke now, okay?"
"How about giving him 2 Demon Breaking Guns!"
"Great Master, if you do this best..."
Xi Tong quickly begged for mercy, "Okay, okay, I understand, it will affect Tamil's loyalty and shake his faith, right?"
Rubbing his brows, Xi Tong swept around the dormitory, looking for anything he could use.
Ashtray? It's also good to use as a swimming pool.
A lighter? It's too big. Barbarians have to jump on it and step on it with their feet, and accidentally burn themselves.
Huh? Why is there a big bag of aunt's towels on the second child's bed? Could it be that he joined the army for his father? No wonder he didn't want to be the second child.
After searching around, Xi Tong's eyes fell on the plastic bag beside his bed.
Seeing this plastic bag, Xi Tong immediately recalled the pink "Adult Beauty" sign last night.
Xi Tong's torn ligament has long since healed, and these medicines are no longer needed.
Moreover, after mastering the hard skin of cowhide, Xi Tong's probability of injury is greatly reduced. It is estimated that these medicines will not be used until they expire.
"System, do you think this thing can be processed?"
"able!"
Xi Tong suddenly smiled happily and reused the waste without spending any extra money.
"I know that the products produced by the system must be high-quality. Take it, take it, don't be polite to my brother."
"Elixir name!"
"What's the name for a pill that you can make casually?"
Titan continent.
Tamil's eyes widened in disbelief, because the gift package of 20,000 dragon-slaying coins was too outrageous.
The elixir you can make at will: treat various bruises and injuries, quickly restore trauma to the skin, ligaments, and bones without leaving any scars.
After refining through the power of the system, the efficacy of the three drugs has not changed at all, but they are more pure and more effective after concentration, and the toxic and side effects are completely eliminated.
In order to establish his authority, Tamil had resisted the charging of bulls.
Although he was not knocked down or repelled with the help of the attributes of the Red Dragon Leggings and Red Dragon Boots, he was still severely injured and even lost the ability to fight, even with the reduction of the suit's defense and the damage reduction of the armor.
If the Eleven Killing Rules were not implemented in time to completely cut off those people's desire to resist, as long as someone raised their arms and shouted, the only thing Tamil could do was to retreat into the steel fortress and lick his wounds.
"It's a random elixir, what a strange name."
Tamil looked at the ten gray pills with strange eyes, then picked up one, licked it, and threw it into his mouth doubtfully.
"Well... the effect is really powerful. Half of the injuries were healed in the blink of an eye, and I finally have the strength to fight again."
"You can make any elixir at will, but only a great system master would disdain such a treasure. He wouldn't even bother to give it a name."
"10 pills is literally 10 lives! Praise you, the great and generous God of the system!"
Ever since, Xi Tong heard the system prompt again: "Ding! Barbarian Tamil's faith value in you has reached 120/100."
Xi Tong: “?.?”
System: "##￥%"
Tamil: "Sure enough, you must create happiness with your heart, and only by making sacrifices can you become stronger! I wonder what the reward will be for sacrificing 30,000 yuan at a time?"
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People feel happy when happy events happen, so Xi Tong clicked on his novel, which has been updated by two chapters since it was first published.
The book review area is full of the word "eunuch". One of the most popular posts has a building with more than 10,000 floors, and the word "eunuch" is all in it.
Xi Tong is so excited, today I want to let you know what a real eunuch is! Ah, what a real man is!
Open the document and code!
Xi Tong deleted the hard skin and simplified it, leaving only the cultivation method of a certain indescribable part. Then he looked at the 404 dictionary and modified the key words.
Click to upload!
The latest chapter of "Creation"——Chapter 2: Girls are prohibited from reading
Although it is a simplified version after deletion, its power has been reduced by hundreds of times. But because of this, the skill threshold is lower and the cultivation speed is faster. It takes three days to see results, seven days to cure the disease, and half a month to make it bigger and stronger.
Although it has no effect in combat, Xi Tong believes that half of the people in the world cannot resist the temptation of this technique.
Xi Tong deliberately spread the practice to gain fame, and wanted to make himself a living saint. To this end, he also formulated a saint plan.
He originally thought that this plan would take several years, but he did not expect that the moment he updated Chapter 2, this goal had been achieved ahead of schedule and exceeded.
Later generations' evaluation of "Creation": If you are a woman, you can be invincible by practicing 99.99% of the contents, but if you are a man, you only need to practice 0.01% of the contents to defeat the invincible.
Chapter 2 has also become the object of worship for countless people in the future world. Although followers have created countless similar exercises, there is no one as simple, refined, easy to learn and difficult to master as Chapter 2.
Yes, the biggest feature of this technique is that it is easy to learn but difficult to master, and it is also an excellent quality that other followers do not possess.
The followers of later generations were all focused on how to improve their own techniques to be more perfect and powerful, but they never expected that Chapter 2 was a castrated version of Qi Genqie from the beginning.
With a snort, Xi Tong didn't even bother to bother with the book review section. He just cleaned up the traces and logged off.
After doing all this, Xi Tong always felt that he had forgotten something.
Didn't you eat?
Didn’t get the first win?
No more cigarettes?
One minute later...
Damn it!
Xi Tong took out his cell phone in horror. Sure enough, there was a two-digit red dot on Ye Yiruo's profile picture.
"(Smiley face) I just saw it when I got up."
The other person replied instantly, "Are you a pig?"
"Have you ever seen such a diligent (pig)?"
After saying a few useless nonsense, Ye Yiruo changed the subject.
"Have you applied any medicine?"
"Passed!"
"Who wiped it?"
Xi Tong is embarrassed, how do you want me to answer this?
You are a little girl, why are you asking such a question?
But thinking about Ye Yiruo's career, Xi Tong felt relieved.
Fortunately, Ye Yiruo only cared about it and did not continue to delve deeper, which made Xi Tong breathe a sigh of relief.
"By the way, I changed my job."
Xi Tong was stunned, how could you change jobs? You still have to stay in the fitness club for three months. You are the key to conquering Yue Yang Yudie.
No, I will never let you go.
While Xi Tong was organizing his words, news from Ye Yiruo came.
"I changed my part-time job on weekends to part-time job every day. You can go to work with me tonight."
Xi Tong quickly deleted the half-written remarks, and then the corners of his mouth twitched.
He didn't dare to ask why, he knew it all.
However, Ye Yiruo's job change made Xi Tong understand something: he would rather believe in ghosts in the world than believe in a woman's mouth - no matter how beautiful or talented she is.
Yesterday I said it well, as long as the husband treats his wife well, it doesn't matter even if he cheats on her, has an extramarital wife, or has a harem.
Actually, hehe...
"Fortunately, I didn't plan to have a harem in the first place. I only love you in this world!"