While Xi Tong and Ye Yiruo were chatting, a pink storm quietly overflowed on the Internet and flowed everywhere.
"Holy crap! I haven't updated for 3 days. I thought this author was a eunuch, but I didn't expect it to grow again today. Let's see what the update is about first!"
"Fuck, that's awesome! My wife asked me why I was kneeling down while typing."
"No more. I will delete the post yesterday that scolded him. From now on, I will only obey one person."
"The owner of the 10,000-story building is coming out to see the giant sculpture."
First, there were the prawns and traditional handicraft enthusiasts who supported the weak. After practicing according to the content of Chapter 2, they instantly noticed the subtle changes.
After my confidence increased greatly, my motivation to practice also increased. In less than an hour, I completed my practice and achieved great success.
Fortunately, the power of this technique is limited. Even if it is successfully practiced, it will not turn into cowhide and isolate all touch. Otherwise, what fun is there in life?
However, many people who have achieved great success have fallen into deep thought - it seems that they are missing a girlfriend.
It’s really not good, but my roommate is pretty pretty too.
The super-powerful effect has brought about an unparalleled reputation. This technique spread at the speed of light among all kinds of resource groups, fan groups, and seed groups. In just ten minutes, it spread to all over the world, rushing out of the country and heading overseas.
As long as there are Chinese-speaking areas around the world, there are people secretly discussing this exercise. Chinese culture is profound and profound. A meaningful look in your eyes and an expression that you understand will be instantly understood by everyone, and then spread from person to person.
At this time, it was night in the Western Hemisphere, and then, ahem...
As for foreigners who do not understand Chinese characters and language, even if the exercises are placed in front of them, they will still be black people.jpg.
Let’s not talk about whether he believes it or not. Even if he believes it, he still can’t understand it and can’t practice it.
Therefore, this is a welfare only for Chinese people, and by the way, it also brings benefits to those countries that have been affected by Chinese civilization.
For example, in island countries, they have many overseas students, expatriates, or people who have climbed over the wall to visit the houses in Station B. They all speak Chinese very well, and there is no barrier to listening, speaking, reading, and writing.
After they learned about this exercise, they passed it back as soon as possible. Due to the quintessence of the country, the people on the island were more interested in this exercise than anyone else.
At noon that day, a director from an island country announced at the opening ceremony that the crew would be laid off, the production budget would be reduced, and more than a dozen actors would be laid off in one fell swoop.
A young man who climbed up a certain iron tower and prepared to let himself go, immediately stopped wanting to jump after reading the post from his friend. However, it was easy to climb up the tower but difficult to get off. The young man who was afraid of heights had to call the police for help.
A large number of gang members suddenly gathered in certain neighborhoods, and the police quickly dispatched police officers there. They found that all the gang members were queuing up in an orderly manner, and there was no sign of fighting.
Weird things like this happened one after another, and the sluggish island country seemed to suddenly burst into life. The policy of free housing for foreigners who had just been promulgated was quickly withdrawn.
According to a highly credible survey from later generations, countries in East Asia and Southeast Asia ushered in a baby boom half a year after the revival of spiritual energy. The number of newborn babies was more than 20 times that of the same period in previous years, and this was just the beginning.
It was this wave of baby boom that enabled the Eastern countries to replenish their population in time after the revival of spiritual energy. When other countries and regions were severely damaged or even destroyed by various disasters, the Eastern countries were abnormally prosperous.
Therefore, later generations conferred the "Sage of Sexuality" to the author of that exercise.
When he learned the news, Xi Tong thought for a long time, debating whether to disclose his identity or change his identity and open a new book.
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At noon, after having dinner with Ye Yiruo, Xi Tong returned to the dormitory leisurely.
As soon as he entered the door, he found three animals in the dormitory looking at him with strange eyes.
Xi Tong touched his face and thought to himself: Could it be that they found something? Did they find the person who broke the news about Zhao Dachuan, or did they find out that I wrote novels on the Internet? Or maybe they knew about Ye Yiruo and me.
?
The boss was lying on the upper bunk, his black hairy arm supporting the small guardrail to prevent him from falling off the bed and flicking the cigarette ashes.
Seeing the gray on his desk, Xi Tong decided to find an opportunity to steal the two remaining supports of the bed guardrail.
After blowing out a smoke ring, the boss gloated and said: "Third brother, you are miserable and you are dead."
Xi Tong hurriedly walked over with a guilty conscience and handed drinks to several roommates in a cowardly manner.
"Boss, what's wrong? I'm so pure, kind, and honest, but I stay in the dormitory every day and don't go out. Who can I mess with? Who wants to punish me?"
The fourth child was so impatient that he couldn't hold back his words, "It's because you don't leave the dormitory (sě) every day, so you offended the instructor! Sangou (brother), we are in military training."
Xi Tong suddenly remembered that when he burned his hand, he only took three days off. With double cultivation on Friday, it seemed that the holiday had already arrived, and today was Monday.
"The instructor has already spoken. If you don't go in the afternoon, we will give us a day off tomorrow and train you alone." The second child clicked his tongue twice and said in a praising tone: "Ah, you deserve the experience like a personal trainer."
Xi Tong looked at the second child's second child, and felt more and more that this handsome guy was suspected of being a men's clothing boss.
Then, Xi Tong suddenly realized that his life these days was so dreamy and bizarre that he felt a little drifting, completely forgetting that he was a student who had just entered the university and was still in military training.
Although my current physical condition is more than enough to serve as an instructor for the instructors, I still have to respect the instructors at least, and I can't embarrass the most lovely person in the family, right?
"It's all my fault that you three didn't call me when you left, causing me to oversleep."
"Damn it, you don't know your schedule, you sleep like a pig, you kept mumbling when we called you..."
Xi Tong was shocked. He actually had the bad habit of talking in his sleep? Could he have said something he shouldn't have said?
The boss on the upper bunk smiled obscenely and clicked on the video on the phone screen. Xi Tong immediately saw that he was sleeping soundly, and then he shook his head slightly.
"Ye Yiruo, don't leave..."
"Ye Yiruo, listen to my explanation..."
"Ye Yiruo, things are really not what you think..."
The third sentence was spoken by the sissy second child with a pinched voice. Her voice was subtle and slightly in sync with the voice in the video.
"Holy shit!"
Xi Tong was instantly shocked. He finally understood how Zhao Dachuan felt at that time.
"It's p, it's definitely p! That's not me. I'm telling you not to talk nonsense. I'm going to get angry..."
"Boss, I'm wrong. If you have anything to say, let's talk about it. If there are any conditions, let's talk about it. Don't post it on WeChat Moments."
The fourth child: "Let's make dinner tonight!"
The second child: "Fourth child, you are so ignorant. You can sing songs even if you want to do it!"
Boss: "Two idiots, they are obviously taking a bath! Hehehehe..."
In the end, Xi Tong agreed to red cattle for a month and finally appeased the three animals.
"Tsk, tsk, third child, I didn't see it. You still want to eat swan meat and miss the class beauty."
"That's right, I even rejected Zhao Dachuan, so why would I fall in love with you? I'm not trying to discourage you, but I really don't want you to get hurt."