693, the prototype of the Galactic Federation, went to buy soy sauce
The originally harmonious atmosphere of the reunion of teachers and students was broken by the shop owner's words.
The head of the department, with a look of relief and emotion on his face, scolded these two boys.
Li Ziyun and Mrs. Ye were daring to do something wrong at first, and then they were like dead pigs who were not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. The department chair also gradually calmed down, but they were helpless that they had been deceived for so many years.
Apart from this minor twist and turn, the reunion dinner was quite harmonious.
After the dinner, Li Ziyun was serious and said that he wanted to thank his teacher for his kindness and wanted to take him to a night world social practice activity.
The head of the department gave another lecture, saying what is Mrs. Ye’s status now? If she follows you and causes mischief, when the news comes out tomorrow, the stock price will be lost enough to last you ten lifetimes!
After flatly rejecting Li Ziyun's nonsense, the three teachers and students took advantage of the night and evening breeze to walk around the school and talk a lot.
However, there was time to get together and part ways, and the visit ended with the blessings and emotions of the department director.
The next day, the world was still calm, and nothing seemed to have happened. Mrs. Ye's cell phone had not been turned on for half a month, and she did not know who had sent him a message, or what kind of message it was.
Because he said that if something happens, as long as it's not a landslide, it's best not to come to him.
Therefore, the contact information of some people and him still exists on the mobile phone. It depends on when Mrs. Ye is in the mood before she turns on the phone to reply.
Another day passed, and the good news came. Li Ziyun came directly to tell him.
While complaining that Mrs. Ye was playing around with his cell phone and not knowing how he became the CEO, he excitedly praised him, "Good guy, you have so much face!"
The head of the department was promoted, not to the principal, but directly skipped a grade and became one of the top leaders of the Ministry of Education.
The head of the department, who was always talking about being old and not pursuing those things anymore, showed no refusal at all and immediately showed the law of true fragrance. It was a banquet for colleagues. Even the principal and future colleagues were invited, and he even wanted to invite Li Ziyun and Mrs. Ye.
, these two promising students attended his promotion banquet.
Ye Tai naturally smiled helplessly, but he was not going to go. He asked Li Ziyun to go on his behalf and wrap a red envelope of 500 yuan for himself.
Li Ziyun looked at Mrs. Ye and said: "Mrs. Ye, President Ye, no way, you have so many things to do and are so busy that you can't attend the banquet. Just look good to old man Chen. I didn't expect you to go, but five hundred
A red envelope? Can you take it?"
Ye Tai said solemnly: "When will this corrupt trend be reversed? When will we no longer be able to get away with five hundred red envelopes? Do you know that in our third-tier cities, how many employees' wages are only two to three thousand yuan?"
Money? Five hundred yuan, converted into rice, how long is enough for a family of three to feed a family of three? As a contemporary college student who graduated from a college, he is faced with teachers who are engaged in education. Of course, he must be strict with himself. Just say,
I helped the director donate the extra money to students in impoverished mountainous areas, and he will definitely be very pleased."
Li Ziyun was speechless and said: "You can fool others, but you can fool me? We don't know who the other is. What are you thinking?"
Mrs. Ye thought for a while and said: "Remind the director not to be arrogant, and by the way, express the spirit of resistance against the trend of faceism."
Li Ziyun thought about it and said: "I think the director was just excited for a moment. He really didn't expect that he would be able to sit on the principal's head in one leap. But Old Man Chen probably isn't that kind of person. Okay, five hundred yuan is five."
Hundred yuan, cash or transfer?"
Mrs. Ye directly told him to fuck off, five hundred red envelopes, you still have the nerve to ask me for it.
Li Ziyun smiled and got out. The day after tomorrow, it was time for Mrs. Ye to enter the plane world again, and he finally turned on his phone.
One message after another came in, and Mrs. Ye automatically filtered more than 90% of the messages, and looked through the invitation letters sent to her by the special department and the joint government.
Guardian of the world?
Mrs. Ye's first reaction was that she was not interested.
But these people invited themselves to jointly hold a meeting with the government, with the theme of maintaining world peace and prosperity.
Originally, Mrs. Ye thought that it would be a good idea to go and sit there if she had time, but he still understood what was implied in the message sent to him by the special department.
Ye Tai directly used his spiritual thoughts to read the thoughts of some people in a foreign country.
Cursing secretly that one who is ignorant is fearless.
If this was in other worlds, he would have slapped it away.
Mrs. Ye directly replied to the special department: "I will go depending on the situation. The meeting date will remain as usual. There is no need to postpone it by waiting for me."
Then he replied to the United Government: "The text message contains grammatical errors. From this, it can be seen that the popularization of Chinese should be more urgent. In addition, don't think about it. The vastness of the universe is far beyond human imagination. I have detected it.
I have arrived at a few star fields that have established existence and whose technological level far exceeds that of humans. I will explore it soon. If humans really want to enter the cosmic era, they should regard themselves as a whole. Why do they do such inexplicable things?
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Soon, both parties responded to the message.
The special department is quite familiar with Mrs. Ye's way of thinking. The things they sent seemed to have an official tone and were a lot of nonsense. Mr. Ye never responded.
I think I saw the beginning and didn't click on it.
So my replies became more and more concise, just two words, okay.
As for the coalition government, because they had little contact with Mrs. Ye, they obviously did not understand the logic of his behavior.
This time, I directly summoned many Chinese language experts to correct the grammatical errors in my own language. I also used a lot of idioms and famous sayings. As usual, it was a very just and official beginning, and then came the focus.
The whole article is probably about verifying the authenticity of foreign civilizations, and then saying that he is willing to make contributions to the best of his ability for the unity of the entire human race.
Mrs. Ye read the whole article this time, but replied: "There are too many words, so I didn't read it."
After that, the United Government was silent for a long time. This time the language was concise, just one sentence, asking Mr. Ye if he would attend the meeting.
Mrs. Ye: "It depends on the situation. You can just carry on as usual and don't worry about me."
One day later.
The department chair's promotion banquet was held, and almost all colleagues came, including some former leaders and today's colleagues.
Except for a few relatives who were familiar with the department head, almost no one brought their children, and almost no young people came.
Li Ziyun is an outlier among them. This time he brought two red envelopes. One was his own, which was thicker, and the other was Mrs. Ye's, which was thinner.
Many people were disappointed when they saw Mrs. Ye not coming, but that didn't stop them from praising the department head for teaching two good students.
The head of the department looked at Li Ziyun, who was eating food with a smile and asking about the age of his daughter with a future colleague beside him, and said bluntly: "It's obvious that there is only one, how can there be two."
This is because I am still remembering the grudge against Kudingcha.
The joint government also held a meeting on this day.
This meeting was really as stated, with the theme of world security and prosperity, and many constructive suggestions were put forward.
He also bluntly stated that he would grant Mr. Ye Tai the title of World Guardian. However, Xia Fang said that he could not make the decision for Mr. Ye Tai. Whether he accepted it or not was his own business.
So this idea has been put on hold for now.
Then, there was a semi-public meeting, which mainly approved the proposal of the Chinese side to make Chinese language a compulsory foreign language course for dozens of government offices and to popularize it in the prosperous areas of the earth radiated by the core government offices.
And some small governments that cannot do it in time due to the government situation will also wait for the right time to put it on the charter.
Of course, if the big officials are willing to fund it, it would not be difficult to start implementing it immediately.
The Chinese side has also stated that it is willing to help the majority of small government officials who have no ability to popularize the Chinese language.
The meeting entered the second half of the meeting, which involved certain "trivial matters" that ordinary people didn't care about. Many small government leaders who couldn't get involved seemed to understand what was going on, and were about to fall asleep.
At this time, a figure appeared in the heavily guarded large conference room.
Immediately, soldiers with heavy guns and ammunition reacted to control the sudden intruder.
However, when the shocked leaders saw the appearance of the incoming man, they immediately stopped the soldiers and told them not to panic and to go out on guard.
In fact, we were quite panicked in our hearts.
Mr. Mrs. Ye is here.
Mrs. Ye casually sat down on an empty chair, thinking it was reserved for herself.
He is not here to receive the World Guardian Medal of Honor, but it is actually no big deal, because tomorrow he will enter the End of Myth, a world where the world will be overthrown and the gods and Buddhas will be frightened.
He didn't know how many years it had been since he had been there, but he wanted to come and have a look.
At the meeting, Mr. Ye Tai put forward several suggestions regarding the discovery of advanced civilizations in the outer starry sky, and the exploration of the universe in the short term, as well as contact and communication with those civilizations.
That is to strengthen the integrity and unity of mankind, and absorb opinions from all sides, so that we can unify the demands of mankind and conduct contact between races with advanced civilizations outside the region.
In addition, he also personally represented Tai'a Biotechnology Co., Ltd., and proposed the popularization of genetic medicine, as well as Tai'a Aerospace's cosmic engine manufacturing, which still requires strong support from all parties. This is a cause for all mankind.
People are responsible.
Genetic medicines may push human lifespan to a historical peak, and because of human beings' outstanding reproductive capabilities, their population is bound to increase dramatically and resources will be scarce.
This naturally extends to Tai'a Biotechnology Co., Ltd.'s next project, Tai'a Aerospace.
The exploration of the universe is endless. For the time being, Ye Tai only uses himself to eliminate those advanced civilizations, but he will also screen out human demands and convey them to advanced civilizations, or help explore which parts of the close-range star field will have human needs.
resources and living space.
This will also give Tai'a aerospace, which is also human aerospace, a short-term goal to strive for.
At the end of the meeting, Mr. Ye Tai's cell phone rang, and Mrs. Yun Luo conveyed a cordial greeting: "Where have you been? Are you not eating? Come back quickly, and bring a bottle of soy sauce with you and buy some garlic and ginger."
Mr. Ye Tai displayed the Confucian spirit of raising eyebrows when a case is raised, and laughed and said: "We are in a meeting, let Wangcai buy the soy sauce."
Mrs. Yunluo: "Wangcai went to find aliens. Sister Qingmaru is cooking with me. She will leave tomorrow. Why don't you come back soon!"
Mr. Ye Tai: "Okay, okay, I'll be back soon."
After that, he hung up the phone, looked up at the leaders with strange expressions, and said: "Hey... Yun Luo asked me to go home for dinner. You guys can talk first. That's all I have to say. Ha, by the way,
Where is the place nearby that sells soy sauce, garlic and ginger?”
"Gulijiwa, Marika eat@#￥..."
"No card, Sola Sola, yay!"
…
A bunch of inexplicable languages were translated into Mrs. Ye’s headphones. Of course, only a few celebrity leaders were translated.
Basically, I can understand it, let Mr. Ye Tai go, thank him for his speech today, and thank him for his contribution to mankind. As for buying soy sauce, I am not very clear. How about asking someone to buy it for you?
Finally, the boss of the Stars and Stripes government suddenly said: "This meeting is no more than the above content. I can't think of anything to add for the time being. So, the meeting will end here. But in order to commemorate this unprecedented world meeting, let's work together
Zhang Ying, just like before, Mr. Mrs. Ye, what do you think? Everyone should move quickly, it won't take more than a few minutes."
Mrs. Ye thought for a while and said, "Okay, let's take a picture, but my outfit is a bit informal."
They all smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, it is the greatest honor in the world for Mr. Ye to be here."
Mrs. Ye: "Let's go then."
…
Click!
The flash light came on, and this photo, which later generations of humans called the "Galactic Federation Prototype Summit Photo", was temporarily regarded as a core secret and sealed by the coalition government.
In the photo, Mr. Ye Tai stood in the center, smiling warmly and making a scissor hand gesture.
Then, Mr. Ye Tai waved goodbye and disappeared in an instant.