694, the third kind of contact, the golden-winged bird grandpa is here
The meal had been prepared, and when Mrs. Ye came back, she was carrying imported soy sauce, garlic and ginger.
However, Yun Luo turned over the bottom of the bottle and saw that it was made in China.
This made Mrs. Ye a little embarrassed. She bought it in Stars and Stripes Country, and it was written all in English, but it turned out to be made in China.
It's all my fault that the old man insisted on taking a photo with himself, so he hurriedly picked up the soy sauce and left, causing such an inconvenience.
But think about it, China is the largest consumer of soy sauce in the world. The demand for soy sauce and vinegar in the West is indeed not very large, so they don’t produce much of it themselves.
Wangcai was opened by Ye Tai through a space door, and he and the Galaxy God of War were taken out of the vast universe.
Wangcai's hand was frozen in the air, and he turned his head speechlessly and said: "Didn't you say you don't have to call me when you want to eat? I have already had the third type of contact with aliens! Now it's better, it will definitely scare them.
One jump!"
Ye Tai glanced at him and said: "You didn't tell me, and you will enter the End of Mythology tomorrow. You are still in the mood to fool the aliens. Go there next time and find any reason to fool them.
Let’s just say that your own space instruments are repelled by their planet’s magnetic field, so you opened a rift in space or something. In their eyes, you are also an alien, so whatever you say is right.”
Wangcai thought about it and said: "Then next time we go together, you represent humanity and I represent the m78 nebula, inviting them to join the Galactic Federation. Although the alien planet I encountered has a much higher technological level than humans, it is still
Wandering around several star systems, the Galactic Federation will throw them out and they will definitely be fooled.
After all, the Galaxy God of War is a miracle in their eyes. He drove over just now, but it frightened them, and they quickly organized themselves to express goodwill to me.
I was already teaching them how to shake hands, but in the end, you took me back!"
Mrs. Ye touched her chin and said: "I think it's okay. In the movie, aliens are all scaring us. When I come back next time, let's go together and say that I invite them to join the Galactic Federation, but it's just an observation period. If
If their civilization's behavior does not comply with the code of interstellar civilization of the Galactic Federation, they will be expelled from the galaxy. It scares them to death. They always scare us in the movies. It even left a psychological shadow on me when I was a child.
As for the Interstellar Federation Civilization Code, let’s make up a few sentences at random, give them a Chinese dictionary, and say that this is the common language of the galaxy. Now the entire galaxy will speak Chinese.
If you fool a few extraterrestrial civilizations, the fake ones will become real, and Chinese will become the official language of the universe...
I think it will work."
Wangcai was in great spirits. While eating his meal, he and Ye Tai discussed it. In a few words, they finalized the prototype of the Galactic Federation that would dominate the universe in the future, the language of communication between civilizations, and the etiquette that should be observed.
Wangcai said: "I think it's feasible, but humans need to strengthen their technological and biological level leaps before they can officially contact them. Otherwise, they will definitely feel cheated when they see the core country of the Interstellar Federation looking like this."
Mrs. Ye nodded and said: "That's true, but what you think, I have already told those people, the pavement for human beings to go to the universe and the official language of the universe have also been laid for them. It depends on when those technologies can be popularized.
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Wangcai also said: "That's right, but you don't need to be very powerful. You can still take your time, and you won't have all-round civilized exchanges immediately. As soon as the Galaxy God of War appears and shows off the power of the vector particle cannon, they naturally won't
They will resist the third kind of contact. As long as humans have interstellar spaceships, it is enough for the time being. Anyway, they are only responsible for deception and communication.
I, I am Ao Qing, the first Chairman of the Galactic Federation!
You, you can become the honorary chairman, similar to a spiritual leader, and then forge your glorious contribution and write it into the first page of the universe history book, and the era of the universe will begin.
When the galactic currency is created in the future, your face will be printed on the small denominations... Ah no, we are all the same anyway, so let us print on all currencies!"
Yun Luo and Xu Qingwan laughed, and did not disturb these two idiots. They let them discuss it word by word. They were going on an adventure tomorrow anyway, so it was good to relax a bit.
But why are these two people like this? They haven't even had contact with aliens yet, and they are already thinking about how to deceive others.
It's really dumbfounding.
"Come, Honorary Chairman, eat vegetables and more beef. Next time we will eat canned meat from carbon-based aliens."
"Chairman, bird wings, eat two more bites, and I will go to the golden-winged bird to settle the score tomorrow."
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After meal.
Wangcai picked his teeth, and with a thought, he washed the dishes and chopsticks cleanly. The dishes and chopsticks seemed to have grown legs and flew into the cupboard.
On the TV, the movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" was playing, and Wangcai commented from time to time, deciding to return all the frights suffered by humans to the aliens.
"If we encounter aliens heading towards interstellar civilization, let's say that we are the only survivors of the ancient cosmic civilization, and we are awakening in the contemporary era. We will establish a galactic federation, borrow their interstellar civilization exchange code, and replace it with a leather cover.
It's ours.
If they don’t cooperate, let the Galaxy War God come in first, and if that doesn’t work... No, that will definitely work, although the Galaxy War God is still relatively weak, it’s still very easy to bully the aliens.”
After a few words, Mrs. Ye stopped talking about this topic. Instead, she looked at the Galaxy War God and said, "Is the Galaxy War God considered a weapon? Can it be brought into the plane world?"
Wangcai said: "It should be possible. I think he is still a bit weak, so I am going to ask Laojun and the others to help strengthen him. Now he is truly a galactic god of war."
Ye Taidao: "It depends on the situation, but I just said that I would immediately trouble the golden-winged bird. That was just a joke. When you go in, don't act rashly. You have to wait for me to lay the groundwork. First, I will deceive the human beings, the sons of destiny, and let the immortals and Buddhas
To deal with us, at least be a little bit more cautious, and then Zhenjun Long will go to Xiniu Hezhou, fight with all directions, and win over the demon world, and then we..."
Ye Taiyi's arrangement was very reasonable and Wangcai nodded from time to time.
But after he finished speaking, Wangcai was confused again and said: "Wait a minute, why do you always feel that you didn't do anything and it was me who was going through life and death?"
Ye Tai said disdainfully: "Look at your head, don't we want a way out? I am a human and you are a dragon, so I can only pave the way for you!"
Moreover, Long Zhenjun’s body is controlled by me except for a few moments. In other words, I am you!
On the contrary, you are only responsible for being idle, or coming out to be gentle with Xiaoqing, Xiaobai and others, doing nothing, just sitting back and enjoying the fruits of your life, claiming the title of emperor and saint, and you still ignore this imbalance.
Later I will buy you a book on ideological and political affairs and study it carefully. You are so old, why can't you see the situation clearly?"
Wangcai: "Are you really not fooling me?"
Mrs. Ye: "Do I need to fool you? Is there something I can't just ask you to help me with?"
Wangcai: "It seems so...then, little golden-winged bird, grandpa is here~~~"