Deadpool has an out-of-the-box personality and active thinking, and is often not on the same channel from the previous moment to the next.
Russell spent a few days with him, and gradually summed up some experiences. If he published a book, it would probably be "On How to Live in Harmony with Sha Shou".
Take Deadpool as an example. This neurotic person will never be able to calm down. If he doesn't speak for more than 30 seconds, he must be holding back some bad ideas.
The main reason why Deadpool is crazy and unable to act properly is because he knows that he is a fictional character, relying on his immortality to ridicule superheroes and villains who he thinks are real on a daily basis.
Everyone in the world is drunk, but I am sober!
He does whatever comes to his mind, completely ignoring the opinions of outsiders, and lives a very free and unrestrained life.
Of course, this is Deadpool's view of himself. To outsiders, he is an out-and-out chatterbox + sandbag.
It is impossible to shut up Deadpool. Russell adopts a flattery strategy to make him fall into narcissism. The effect is obvious. Every time Russell praises him, Deadpool can be complacent for five minutes. During this period, for the sake of his personal image, he usually
Shut up and act cool.
After talking about Deadpool, let’s talk about Spider-Man Parker!
Spider-Man has been living a very happy life recently. Because of his life-saving efforts, his identity was exposed, and Mary Jane chose to become the girlfriend of a superhero.
Because it sounds cool!
The son of a newspaper owner was unlucky. On his wedding day, the church was filled with relatives and friends, but the bride ran away...
Parker didn't think so. He was so happy that his heart melted when he learned that Mary Jane had given up her superior life and would rather run away from marriage to be with him.
At this moment, the two embraced each other in the dilapidated bachelor apartment. Parker felt that his life had reached its peak, and his gloomy mood was gone. The sky was blue, the water was green, and even the freckles on Mary Jane's face were darker than
It was more beautiful before.
Unfortunately, beneath the beautiful love, there is a fatal crisis lurking.
Parker was given the curse of 'with great power comes great responsibility' by his uncle. His sense of responsibility could not ignore the people who needed to be saved. He devoted himself to New York and had little private time.
This means that Parker is busy every day, busy fighting criminals, busy with emergency rescue and disaster relief, busy looking for a new part-time job, but he just has no time to spend with Mary Jane.
Except for the small amount of income that can be brought to him by working as a freelance photographer for a newspaper, he is completely penniless, excluding the rent, which is better than a homeless man.
The reality is cruel. The material foundation determines the spiritual will. An eternal oath is really not as good as a piece of green paper.
When the passionate love period ended, Mary Jane was shocked to find that the superhero's girlfriend was not impressive at all, and was even very bitter. Ever since she followed Parker, she had never stopped eating, and she had been giving money away in her daily life.
There are no candlelight dinners, cosmetics, designer bags, jewelry or clothes.
This is worse than marrying the son of the newspaper owner. At least the newspaper owner has the ability to make his daughter-in-law popular...
But now, the newspaper boss hates Mary Jane so much because of the incident of escaping from marriage, which has nothing to do with her face. She publishes half a section of cynicism every day, which has brought her nascent acting career back to the bottom.
Mary Jane's reputation was assassinated, and her popularity turned negative. No one wanted to watch her perform. The owner of the theater hired a new performer for the sake of money and dismissed her.
After losing her job, Mary Jane re-examined herself. Which is more important, love or career?
To put it simply, which one is more important, Parker or money?
Mary Jane thought for a moment, and then Parker fell out of love!
What's even worse is that his good friend Harry is in love. I don't know if it's a coincidence, but Harry's girlfriend is also named Mary Jane!
Parker felt as if he had been struck by lightning. The sky was dark, the water was muddy, and even Mary Jane had more freckles on her face than before.
The failure in love is only one aspect. Parker's journey as a superhero is not smooth either. In the past two days, a very capable robber has appeared in New York - Sandman.
Parker is no match at all, and then he meets Harry, who transforms into the Green Goblin, who frankly reveals that he stole Mary Jane in order to avenge him.
Little Green Goblin Harry told Parker not to worry, because he had no real feelings and would get rid of Mary Jane after a while.
Parker's mentality was unbalanced, he punched in anger, and then... lost again!
The career of the superhero suffered a setback, and the job of the freelance photographer also failed. Because he was obsessed with love some time ago and took careless selfies, the newspaper owner hired a new professional photographer to take charge of the Spider-Man section.
In fact, Parker is Spider-Man. No matter how perfunctory the selfie is, it is still the best shot in New York.
The newspaper boss fired Parker because he knew that Parker's girlfriend was named Mary Jane. What a coincidence, his daughter-in-law who escaped from marriage was also named Mary Jane, and they looked exactly the same. How could the newspaper boss tolerate this?
Parker lost his job, and Spider-Man couldn't defeat the villain. He called Mary Jane to inform Harry of Harry's sinister intentions, but was hung up on. He was so disheartened that he lay in his bachelor's apartment.
The only motivation that supports Parker's strength is his uncle's curse, 'With great power comes great responsibility.' He cannot fall, and the people of New York need him.
Peter Parker is not a hero, he lives for others and is a slave bound in New York!
A lump of black liquid climbed into the window along the sewer pipe, and moved little by little towards Parker, who was lying on the bed. It was venom.
Some time ago, Venom ran to the wilderness to avoid Russell. By chance, he encountered another ball of Venom that landed on the earth following a meteorite. The two sides devoured and fought, and finally merged into one.
With its abilities greatly strengthened, Venom became more confident and returned to New York to find a place. No matter how Russell beat it, it would get back together.
What a simple child!
Parker heard the alarm bell in his ears and woke up from his deep sleep. He subconsciously rushed out of the window to save others. As a result, he felt a change as soon as he jumped downstairs.
Becoming stronger!
Spider-Man's suit was dyed black for some reason, and it also brought a steady stream of power. Parker felt that he was now super strong, almost omnipotent, and even stronger than the strongest person he had ever seen, Russell.
Be strong.
The powerful power breeds the darkness in Parker's heart, or in other words, the venom pastes the dark side of Deadpool's heart onto Parker. Wearing a black uniform, he chooses to punch for himself.
The first buddy to be beaten was Harry. He kept his promise and Mary Jane was kicked out just two days after she moved into the mansion.
Harry had been with Mary Jane for a while before and knew that she was not suitable as a wife, so the reason for continuing their relationship was purely to disgust Parker.
In fact, Harry was very torn at the moment. He cherished his friendship with Parker, but hated Spider-Man for killing his father. He was in a dilemma before he used his brain.
At the end of a battle, Parker was strengthened by venom, and Harry was no match at all. He was beaten by Parker throughout the whole process, and was finally disfigured by the pumpkin bomb.
After the battle, Parker realized something was wrong. The black suit made him crazy and aggressive, so he locked it up.
The next day, news came back from the police station that the person who killed Uncle Parker was actually the Sandman.
The angry Parker put on the Venom suit and destroyed the Sandman with water in an almost murderous manner.
The great revenge was avenged, and Parker felt indescribably relieved. He had never killed anyone before, but now... he felt that Russell was right, and he should not be merciful when dealing with the evil party.
Parker decided to put down his burdens and try to live for himself. The dark side flourished and his temperament changed drastically. He was no longer as timid as before. He attacked the photojournalist who took away his job and made him become a famous person in the photography industry.
Rat crossing the street.
Work is back!
Based on the principle that rare things can be lived in, Parker sold selfies at high prices, made a lot of money, bought himself an outfit, and even changed his hair style to a handsome one.
The new look has a high rate of turning heads. Parker's transformation from a nerd to a bad boy, coupled with the overwhelming confidence brought by his improved strength, has received ambiguous glances from many female passers-by.
In the past, women's fate had nothing to do with Parker. He was only in love with Mary Jane, the goddess next door!
"How about I go find Mary Jane again?" Parker murmured to himself, remembering that Mary Jane was single now, and decided to try his luck again.
Tsk!!
A stretched Cadillac stopped on the side of the road. The driver got out and opened the door. Parker saw this and hurriedly got out of the way because he was blocking the road.
Although his self-confidence is off the charts, he has been hanging for a long time, and his behavior and habits cannot be changed easily.
After the car door opened, no one got out of the car. An arm stretched out and waved: "Parker, get in the car!"
Russell and Deadpool were in the car, and the Cadillac was rented. In addition, Russell spent $300,000 to give himself and Deadpool a low-key, restrained and wealthy outfit.
Low-key and restrained refers to Russell. He is wearing ordinary casual clothes. He looks no different from a mix-and-match outfit costing 100 yuan. Only those who know the goods will know that he is really expensive from beginning to end.
Russell is low-key and restrained, and the rich man Jin can only be Deadpool. This guy has a big gold chain and a small watch, sunglasses, cigars and furs, and he has the appearance of a nouveau riche.
Deadpool wore an open-chested white suit of the same style as Elvis Presley over his red and black uniform, and also had a vulgar circle of mink hair around his neck.
"Mr. Russell, you...are looking for me?" Parker swallowed hard. He had never made a stretched Cadillac in his life, and he didn't dare to touch it. He was very restricted in his words.
Russell squinted his eyes and glanced at Parker's collar, saw the black Spider-Man uniform, and smiled slightly: "Get in the car, Wade and I have nothing to do. We have a yacht party and want to invite you to join us."
Parker wanted to refuse, but when he met Russell's eyes, he couldn't help but get into the car.
Parker sat upright, unable to let go of his arms and legs and even daring to take a breath. He just felt that the extended Cadillac had so much space, the leather was so soft, and Deadpool was so ridiculous!
"Parker, do you want a cigar?"
Deadpool untied the fur around his neck, revealing a dozen gold chains of varying thicknesses, then opened the cigar box, pulled out a long knife from behind his butt, cut off the two round heads, lit a fire through the mask and started smoking.
Parker: "..."
"Stop it, Wade, you scared Parker." Russell chuckled, cut a cigar and handed it to Parker.
Parker blushed and shook his head hastily: "Mr. Russell, I don't smoke."
"Take it, if I tell you to smoke it, just smoke it."
"oh!"
Parker struggled to light a cigar. Since he didn't know how to smoke, he coughed violently as soon as he took a puff.
Russell took out a bottle of red wine from the freezer and thoughtfully poured him a glass, which made Parker shake his head hurriedly: "Thank you, ahem...I don't...ahem, drink!"
"Forget it if you don't drink it. It's not a good wine anyway. It only costs 5,000 US dollars a bottle. I don't like this kind of cheap wine either."
Russell chuckled and didn't care, took the cigar that Parker couldn't bear, and threw it into the red wine glass. This scene made Parker's eyes widen, and he felt that Russell's gesture of putting out the cigarette was so handsome.
At this time, Deadpool Orchid held his cigar in his fingers, and said like a big boss: "Parker, do you think you can attract girls by wearing a suit with leather shoes, a little hairspray, and side bangs?"
"..."
Parker was so dazed by the gold chain that his eyes hurt, and he lowered his head and dared not speak. At this moment, Deadpool was a spiritual giant.
"Wade, stop making trouble, what time is it now?"
"Wait, let me take a look."
Deadpool said, unzipping the white sleeves of his suit. There were more than a dozen shiny watches hanging on his right wrist. He looked at them for a long time and then hit himself on the head: "Look at my memory, I almost forgot.
The right hand is the European time zone, the left hand is the Asian time zone, Oceania is in the middle... America is... right leg or left leg? Damn it, how can I be so rich!"
Parker: "..."
Deadpool lifted up his trouser legs, first his left leg, then his right leg, and finally on his right ankle, he found the New York time from a dozen watches.
Parker: "..."
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