"It's two o'clock in the afternoon New York time, maybe..."
Deadpool put down his trousers, shrugged, and said innocently: "Russell, you know me, I can't read watches. Watches are just decorations for me. I don't wear them to tell the time, but because I have too much money to know.
How to spend it."
Parker: "..."
"Well, it's normal that you can't read a watch with your IQ."
Russell nodded: "Since it's still early, let's arrange it this way! Parker, take you to buy some clothes first, so as not to embarrass me later."
Parker waved his hand, envious but did not say: "No need, Mr. Russell, I am in this state now..."
"What are you wearing? Is it something from a local stall? Don't worry, I'll treat you, you don't have to pay for it yourself!"
"No, that's not what I meant!"
"Hahaha……"
Russell laughed twice and patted Parker on the shoulder: "I understand what you mean. It's a good thing for young people to be ambitious, but don't worry, I won't spend too much to cause you psychological pressure."
Parker's heart warmed up and he nodded excitedly: "Thank you, Mr. Russell."
"Just so you know, just spend twenty thousand dollars on it!"
Parker: "..."
It's incredible to say that as a superhero, Parker can only see twenty thousand dollars when robbers rob banks.
Two hours later, the extended-length Cadillac docked at the marina. The driver respectfully opened the door, and a brand-new Parker stepped out of the car.
Like Russell, his clothes are very low-key and seem to have no highlights, except for his newly made hairstyle which is more eye-catching.
On the rented private yacht, tall beauties with flowing long hair had been waiting for a long time. Russell found these people from the modeling agency.
They may be young models from out of town or part-time 18th-tier actors. Their common feature is youth and beauty. They never refuse gatherings of wealthy people.
Seeing the three Russells appear, the ladies immediately surrounded them with smiles on their face. Maybe ordinary people couldn't tell the price of the clothes Russell and Parker were wearing, but they, who had been in the fashion industry since they were young, could make a judgment at a glance.
A rich man indeed!
The smiles of the ladies are even brighter. If you work harder today, you might be able to get a good fortune!
Of course, although Deadpool's appearance is extremely vulgar, but money means money, and the ladies didn't mind it, so they laughed and joined in.
Surrounded by a group of long-legged young ladies, all of whom were prettier than Mary Jane, Parker was a little overwhelmed. His awkward appearance made the ladies' eyes shine. They liked Huazong Rookie the most.
For a moment, Parker was overwhelmed by the birds and birds, and he didn't know where to put his hands.
"Hey, beauties, be more reserved, you scared my good brother." Russell raised his hand and pulled Parker out of the warm nephrite.
Parker wiped off the lipstick on his face and cast a grateful look at Russell. He couldn't handle this kind of situation, but after he got away, he felt empty in his heart. A little... well, he didn't want to come out.
"Let me introduce, this is Parker, the protagonist of today's party." Russell put his arm around Parker's shoulders and said with a smile: "I know you may not believe it, but in fact, Parker is the eldest son of a wealthy family, and he is also an only son, because
He was kidnapped when he was a child, and his parents never let him show up in public. Some time ago, Parker's parents left their hands to travel around the world, leaving hundreds of millions of dollars in property to him to take care of. But he was used to being a coward, so he asked me to help bring him out to see him.
See the world."
The young ladies were excited, as if they saw a door to the upper class that was ajar, just waiting for them to push it gently.
Wait, who is the eldest son of a wealthy family?
Looking at the cannibalistic looks of the young ladies, Parker swallowed and grinned shyly.
Yes, that's him, Peter Rich Parker!
"Listen, beauties, there is unlimited alcohol supply at today's yacht party. You can have fun as you like. But remember, Parker is the protagonist. You must help him see the world."
After speaking, Russell took out two stacks of beautiful knives from his arms and threw them out like flowers, causing all kinds of screams and looting.
"This is the deposit. Tomorrow morning, I will give you a huge reward for the lucky guy who makes Parker the most satisfied!"
Russell smiled and scattered the money, then pushed Parker to change clothes. When he arrived at the door, he found that Deadpool was gone. To be precise, he hadn't heard Deadpool talkative for a while.
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"..."
Russell sighed silently, dragged Deadpool out of the pile of makeup, and whispered: "Wade, what the hell are you doing, have you forgotten our plan?"
Deadpool let out a silly giggle and looked at the young ladies who were huddled together with their heads down picking up money: "Plan! What plan?"
"Damn it, where's your brain!"
"..."
Deadpool didn't say anything. He was so full of brains now that he couldn't even hear what Russell was saying.
…
Two minutes later, Russell and Parker changed into beach shorts, and their angular muscles caused crazy screams, and then... the screams stopped suddenly, because Deadpool came out.
Deadpool took off his white suit and fur, and put on a purple and gold lace striped swimming trunks, gold chain, watch, and sunglasses on top of his red and black uniform, and his look was extremely unreliable.
For the sake of the gold chain and watch, although the young lady was at a loss, she still gave him a little applause, which was sparse.
"This is my good brother Wade. He is a... performance artist. Don't mind, he is just a bit... a bit of a fool." Russell felt that he couldn't make up any more, so he pushed Parker towards the girls. After the yacht started,
I was packing my fishing gear alone and getting ready to take a shot.
After a while, Deadpool came to Russell with a low heart. He squatted down and hugged his legs with his hands, burying his head in his knees and saying nothing.
It starts again!
Russell pretended not to see it, and Deadpool came up miserably: "Russell, there may be sand in my eyes, and I keep crying. Please help me blow it away."
"roll!"
It was useless to be miserable. Deadpool collapsed on the white deck in a large shape, looking at Parker not far away. The laughter continued one after another. Parker did not watch, but the young ladies surrounding Parker could see it clearly.
.
In the crowd, Parker was noticed by so many beauties for the first time. He exerted endless energy and performed continuous backflips on the deck. He had already turned over a thousand times in place, and the screams did not stop.
In fact, as long as he has money, even if Parker farts a thousand times in a row, there will be people cheering for him.
Deadpool was envious and jealous: "Russell, sprinkle some more money and let me be the star of the party, okay?"
"not good!"
"Please, this way, I can be surrounded by long-legged girls."
"What the hell, do you like legs?"
"No, I'm just lustful!"
"..."
The country of capital is decadent, there is no right or wrong here, money decides everything. Russell made Parker a member of the upper class, packaged him as rich, and he immediately became charming.
Why did Mary Jane and Parker break up and get back together several times, during which time she was tired of other men? Didn't she love Parker?
Love is for sure, but she loves herself more. Influenced by the culture of American imperialism, she is extremely insecure and thinks men are unreliable. Therefore, instead of finding a man she loves, it is better to find a rich and handsome man.
Even better.
What Russell is doing now is to crazily raise Parker's profile, spend money to let him enjoy the spotlight, broaden his horizons, and stop thinking about Mary Jane all the time.
That woman is not suitable for him at all!
When Parker gets used to good food and fun, he will naturally forget about Mary Jane. Then, after being tortured and baptized by capital, he will be invited to join the X-Force.
This trick didn't work on the previous Parker, but on the venom-possessed Parker, it's basically the same trick.
When Parker joins the X-Force, Deadpool has no reason to stay, and the next world is not far away, and the powerful characters Russell is looking forward to will appear one by one.
"Although saying this is a bit of a flag, I still have to say, this is a sure thing!"
Russell curled his lips, swung the fishing rod violently, and pulled one out of the sea...
Bang!
The fishing line is broken!
"Hahaha, your skills are so bad, you can't even fish..."
Halfway through his words, Deadpool was caught by a stream of water around his legs and sank into the sea.