"Man, what else is there to consider? Do you know the benefits of our X-Force team?"
Deadpool picked up the knife on the hood of the car, put his arm around Logan's shoulders, and generously stuffed a thick pile into his pocket... leaving only one knife and handing it to Logan.
"..."
Logan became more and more determined. The pit was too big and he had to think twice before jumping in. Otherwise, he would fall in and be unable to climb out.
Bang!
A gunshot shocked Logan, and he was stunned by the unexpected turn of events. Russell, the team member codenamed "Angel", expertly used a gun to blow off the head of Captain Deadpool.
Seized power?
Russell tore open Deadpool's pocket, took out a pile of knives, and stuffed them into Logan's pocket: "Take this to supplement the family income. How can you raise your head in front of your elders and daughter if you don't have any pocket money?"
"You...he...you...you killed the captain?"
Seeing Logan's incoherence, Russell calmly said: "Don't get excited, the captain is here to blow up. This is a routine operation of our team. You used to do it too."
"?"
Logan was confused again. Why did he do this before? How could he do this kind of ridiculous behavior?
"Hey, what just happened, my vision went dark..." Deadpool grabbed Logan's trouser legs and got up, dissatisfied: "Russell, you hit me with a gun again?"
Logan looked astonished: "He has a self-healing factor, and you two are both mutants!"
"Barely so!"
Russell smiled and said: "Logan, this is my final reward. Completely repair your self-healing factor and turn you back into the fearless Wolverine. Now, do you still want to consider it?"
"No, I am willing to join the X-Force." Logan responded calmly. He needed strength to protect his last treasure.
Done!
Russell and Deadpool high-fived each other, the third member joined the group, and it was time to leave this mediocre world.
Deadpool laughed like a pig, gathered the three of them, and the carefully prepared cool appearance finally came into use: "Logan, call 'Captain' to hear it."
"..."
Logan's eyes were obsessed, staring blankly ahead, like a philosopher thinking about life.
At this moment, he couldn't hear anything.
"You damn bastard, how dare you ignore Uncle Deadpool, I'm going to make you..."
Deadpool was furious and decided to give the newcomer a slap in the face. The familiar eyes went dark, and he didn't know anything next.
Bang!
Russell blew his gun: "Logan, since you have joined the team, let's take care of the funeral arrangements quickly. Time waits for no one. It's time for us to set off to the next world."
"What does the next world mean?"
"We are not from this world. We are here specifically to invite you to join the team. We will not stay for too long." Russell explained.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Hey, didn't I just say that?"
"..."
…
Five minutes later, Logan looked at the brand new luxury car in front of him in bewilderment. Russell bought a hammer from the supermarket. After banging it, the Chrysler e8 was full of bullet holes and turned into a stretched Cadillac Escalade.
It’s also bulletproof!
Can anyone tell him why he just hit it lightly with a hammer and even changed the car logo and license plate?
There is also car paint. Which posture should you use to swing the hammer to turn black into white?
Logan was speechless, blaming everything on Russell's ability. He was pushed into the driver's seat before reacting: "Wait a minute, if I have to leave this world, then I won't join. I can't leave Charles and Laura behind.
"
Russell heard this and looked at Deadpool. Wade shrugged: "It's not a big problem. Let's pack them up and take them to the next world. Leave them to the X-Men there and take care of the mutant children. They are Olympic level."
"X-Men from other worlds, you...Captain, are you serious?"
Logan's eyes lit up, flashing with excitement. If it was as Deadpool said, this terrible world would be better for her to go to hell.
"Of course, we have only cooperated with the X-Men in the last world." Deadpool was excited and disappointed at the same time. He was excited because Logan finally called him captain, but he was disappointed because he was suspected of taking advantage of the opportunity and had no sense of accomplishment at all.
.
Bitch is just hypocritical!
Russell glanced at Deadpool with disdain, raised his hand and took out the digital camera and handed it to Logan: "If you don't believe it, I still have photos here, taken in the aircraft. Qin, Ororo and I are very good friends.
We danced together."
Logan walked up to her out of curiosity, and his face immediately changed: "Who is this woman? Why is she not wearing any clothes?"
"Mistake! Mistake!"
Russell hurriedly took back the digital camera. He quickly reached the photo album of the 18-year-old widow in the world of [Eight-Legged Monsters], switched to the photo album with the note 'Sand Warriors', and displayed them one by one in front of Logan.
Seeing the photo of an acquaintance, Logan was nostalgic and showed a warm smile that he had not seen for a long time.
Soon, when he thought of the photo of the 18-year-old widowed sister, he felt bad. He looked at Russell with wide eyes: "Tell me, you did nothing but take pictures."
"Indeed, I didn't. I just drew a bastard on Qin's face."
"What, that bastard wasn't painted by Ororo?"
Russell: "..."
Cyclops’ wife, you are so excited!
In the back row, Deadpool was furious. He also saw the photo of the young widowed sister: "Russell, you damn bastard, I treat you as a brother in vain, you actually seduced my wife!"
Russell was unhappy when he heard it: "Wade, don't talk nonsense. She is the wife of a Canadian and her ex-wife. She has nothing to do with you."
"It doesn't matter, I'm the damn Canadian! Draw your gun, I'm going to duel with you!"
Bang!
Logan: "..."
As a newcomer, he was worried about the chaotic interpersonal relationships in the team and always felt that it would be disbanded.
…
In about a quarter of an hour, the Cadillac Escalade returned to the hotel. It originally didn't take that long because Deadpool repeatedly asked for a duel and was delayed.
Looking at his young self in the rearview mirror, Logan smiled with satisfaction and prepared to give Professor X a surprise.
They will leave this world of despair, see their former companions, and no longer have to hide in Tibet. A beautiful life is about to begin. Not only can Professor
Chance.
He can only be handsome for three seconds!
As soon as Logan got out of the car, he screamed and fell to his knees. His brain felt like a needle pricking him. People around him were frozen in place and unable to move. There were even several car accidents on the road.
Professor x is sick again!
The mutant with the strongest psychic ability on the planet has brain atrophy, so much so that he needs drugs to delay Alzheimer's disease. It sounds ironic, but if it really happens, it will be a devastating disaster.
The disappearance of the X-Men was because Professor
Not allowing the tragedy to happen again, Logan rolled and crawled through the hotel door and moved towards the elevator.
"Dude, need some help?"
Deadpool came to Logan's side humbly. The guy still hadn't realized that Professor
An electric arc flashed on Russell's forehead, and he lifted Logan into the elevator and helped him press the button for the 12th floor. The three of them came to the room and found several soldiers with live ammunition, but also the professor's ability was frozen in place.
Deadpool knew the plot, pulled out the two knives from his back, and wiped their necks one by one. After Logan injected the medicine, Professor
"Charles, are you okay?" Logan asked breathlessly.
Professor
The little girl lying on the floor, Laura numbered x-23, rubbed her eyes and then opened her mouth into an O shape.
"It's too late to explain, get in the car first!" The pursuer was nearby. Logan pushed the professor's wheelchair out of the room. They took the elevator downstairs, started the car and drove away.
After some explanations, Professor
"We meet again, Professor x."
Russell greeted Professor X politely, and the moment he looked at Professor
Professor
Bang!
"Professor, I advise you not to do this. You are already demented and can't bear Wade's memory. I don't know what you will become after reading this, but I can confirm that Logan will go crazy!" Russell laughed.
After saying that, Handsome put the Shaying back into its holster.
In fact, he knew that it was nothing more than aggravating the disease, adding a fake character to the Alzheimer's disease.
Laura stared at the armor on Russell's body without blinking, her eyes filled with curiosity and admiration. The comics were right, superheroes who could travel through time and space existed.
Logan, who was driving, accidentally saw Laura's appearance through the rearview mirror, and his eyes instantly became alert. He vowed in his heart that he would never let Laura be alone with Deadpool and Russell...