Chapter 631 If you want to say this, then I won't be sleepy
"Uncle Russell, what is the other world like? Is it the same as ours, or is it like in the comics?"
Russell: Bah bah bah...bah bah...
"Uncle Wade, your uniform is so beautiful. Can you lend me your hood? Do all superheroes have unique and handsome uniforms like you?"
Deadpool: Chili gua la... Chili gua la...
"Grandpa Charles, can you tell us about the X-Men? Uncle Wade said that his team has its own unique appearance, do the X-Men also have it?"
Professor x: Hahahaha...hahahaha...
"The driver over there, can you turn down the air conditioner?"
Logan:￥&a;a;ap;ap;ap;+……&a;a;ap;ap;ap;~?￥……
"Uncle Russell..."
"Uncle Wade..."
Tsk!
Logan, who was holding the steering wheel, couldn't bear it anymore, stepped on the brakes, and parked the Cadillac on the side of the road.
He's going crazy!
From the moment he and Laura met, the little girl had been indifferent to him. Even if he provided for Laura like his ancestors, he never got a good look or even a letter.
This made Logan furious for a time. His wolf cub lost his language ability and became mute during the inhumane experiment.
However, when Russell and Deadpool got in the car, Laura didn't stop talking. She asked questions around the topic of superheroes, talking about uncles, and her mouth was like honey.
If it were him, he would be the ‘driver over there’!
Go to td driver!
Reality slapped Logan hard. Laura was not mute, she just simply didn't want to talk to him.
It doesn't matter, it's just a rebellious period, dad still loves you!
Thinking this, Logan turned his head stiffly and grinned with a ferocious smile that he thought was a fatherly face: "Laura, comics are comics, reality is reality. You have to learn to distinguish the two. Don't do it."
Fantasizing about becoming a superhero will kill people!"
Laura curled her lips, whistled and looked out the car window, not giving any face.
This is my own cub! This is my own cub! This is my own cub!
A vein jumped on Logan's forehead, and he recited it silently three times, and warned himself that the reason why Laura is so naughty is because she lacked parental discipline and care since she was a child. She is essentially a good child. So at this time, she must not be angry, but use
Love to influence her and establish a correct outlook on life for her.
"Laura, believe me, reality is different from comics. In reality, there are no superheroes and no one wears tights."
As soon as Logan finished speaking, Deadpool was unhappy: "Hey, I think you're targeting me. If no one is wearing tights, then what am I wearing?"
Logan was furious, I am educating my daughter, what did you say?
His eyes spit fire and he glared at Deadpool for three seconds, causing the temperature in the car to rise a few points.
"The driver over there, can you turn down the air conditioner?"
"Well, let's keep it low."
Logan turned down the air conditioner by two degrees, turned his head and glared at Deadpool fiercely, then immediately changed his face and said earnestly: "Listen, Laura, this tights next to you cannot be used as an argument, because the sand sculpture and
Human beings are two kinds of creatures and cannot be generalized. Therefore, what I just said is still valid, no one will wear tights, understand?"
Laura lowered her head and yawned out of boredom. She felt a little sleepy for some reason.
"Damn it!"
Logan cursed in a low voice and decided to go to the next world as soon as possible and entrust Laura to the X-Men there. Maybe they were also superheroes and in tight suits, but at least they could keep Laura away from being a fool.
He glanced at Deadpool and said angrily: "Team... sand sculpture, when will we set off to the next world?"
"Hey, you clearly wanted to call me captain just now, why did you change your name again?"
"Because I shouted the wrong thing at first!"
"You bastard, I'm going to fight you."
"Great, I think so too."
Someone wants to fight!
Hearing this, Laura sat up suddenly, her eyes shining with impatience.
If you want to say this, then I won’t be sleepy!
Bang! Bang!
The car door was pushed open, and two childish men stood facing each other in the field. They started fighting without saying a word, because both sides have super self-healing abilities, and each of them was very angry during the fight.
"Come on, Uncle Wade, blow up that driver."
"Don't worry, little angel Laura, he's just a sick wolf. I didn't take him seriously at all...siht, you actually attacked him secretly!"
Russell was lying by the car window watching, and had no intention of stopping the two of them. No matter which version they were in, Wolverine and Deadpool were incompatible. If they didn't fight today, they would have to fight tomorrow. It would be a matter of time, sooner or later. Even if they tried to persuade them, it would be in vain.
.
However, when he saw Professor
Russell felt that things were not that simple. He quietly reached out and placed his hand on the flash bomb, and a ray of holy light fell down and adhered to the barren soil. In an instant, the light soared into the sky, and the visual effect was shocking, as if a layer of wax had been applied.
Professor
Russell nodded and confirmed that Professor
"Professor, what you are doing is inappropriate!"
Russell whispered: "I'm watching the fun because Wade is a jerk and often makes me angry. I just want Logan to teach him a lesson."
Professor
Russell raised his eyebrows: "Professor, if you tell me so straightforwardly, aren't you afraid that your spiritual mentor's character will collapse?"
"No, I believe in my eyes. We are the same kind of people."
"..."
Russell said nothing and silently gave himself a thumbs up.
In the previous world, running away after filming Professor
Professor
"tell me the story!"
"Can you delay the process of going to the next world? I can feel that there is a group of mutant children gathered in North Dakota and they need help."
Russell raised his eyebrows: "I can't take care of children, and Deadpool is even less likely. However, taking them to the next world is not a big problem."
"Thank you so much!"
"Professor, you are so humble. You can help them yourself."
Professor
"hehe!"
Russell smiled softly and hummed twice. There was not much time left. Who were you kidding?
He knew that Professor
Unless Professor X volunteers, he can live forever.
"Speaking of which, what is the relationship between the X-Force and the X-Men?" Professor X asked, and his intuition told him that there was an inevitable connection between the two.
"Well, let's put it this way, in a certain world, the X-Force Team is composed of members of the
The methods of the X-Force are relatively extreme and they treat their enemies more cruelly. For example, Wade, Logan, and... Laura are all members of the X-Force."
Professor
No, that world is dangerous!
Russell silently replied in his heart. At this moment, he frowned slightly and looked towards the end of the road. A murderous convoy was approaching. Not only that, but two transport helicopters also flew in from the distant sky.
"Professor, we are being targeted."
"Yes, I saw it." Professor
"Aren't you going to do something?" Russell almost said that he would kill instantly.
"No, Logan has been dragged down by a half-paralyzed Alzheimer's disease for too long. He needs an outlet to release his stress."
"Aren't you afraid that he will taste the blood and turn back into a beast again?"
Professor
"I understand, your idea is that he was domesticated and grew into a husky!"
"Haha, the Gu family's watchdog is more suitable."