Lin Yu's childhood playmate, Liufu Juemei, was once cured by the master of this flower monk, because this monk cultivated pure Yang Qi, which had a very good effect on the "cold poison" in Lin Yu's Juemei.
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"Where is your master's bald donkey?" Lin Yu asked.
"Just like your awesome master, he wandered away in the clouds." Monk Hua said.
"Oh, these masters are all the same, as if they are afraid that others will find them and borrow money from them."
"I'm not afraid of money, because they don't have it. What matters is the character." Monk Hua clasped his hands together and said, "Traveling around the world, not seeking the right path will lead you astray."
"He's getting more and more awesome." Lin Yu shook his head and said.
"The grandson ran away." Monk Hua suddenly said.
Lin Yu followed his gaze, and sure enough, Zhang Jiu, who had just been put to the ground by Hua Monk with two bricks, had now disappeared.
"This guy is a master of the second level of martial arts, so he still has a lot of skills, and he actually ran away so silently under our eyes?" Lin Yu shook his head and said, "I'm careless."
"Hey, your strength has improved a lot." Monk Hua stared at Lin Yu and said, "Have you broken through the body tempering level?"
"Yes, I got a breakthrough by luck some time ago." Lin Yu nodded.
"Oh haha, that means your Liufu Juemei has healed?" Monk Hua said.
"Yes, I'm healed now. I won't be beaten by you again in the future," Lin Yu said.
"Does that mean that your virginity has been broken now?" Monk Hua said something again that made Lin Yu angry.
"Well, unlike you, you will never be able to lose your virginity in this life, haha." Lin Yu laughed.
"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form." Monk Hua raised one palm and said seriously: "Prostitution is the first of all evils."
"Come on, if it weren't for the pure Yang Qi you cultivated and couldn't break your body, you would have become a broken shoe by now." Lin Yu looked at Monk Hua with contempt and said.
"The poor monk...the poor monk is a monk." Monk Hua tried hard to defend himself.
"A monk? Apart from your bald head and monk's robes, how else do you look like a monk?" Lin Yu exposed this guy's lies without hesitation.
"Damn it, can you save some face for others?" Monk Hua said displeasedly: "Expose people but don't expose their shortcomings."
"Okay, expose others but don't expose shortcomings." Lin Yu nodded and said.
"Invite me to dinner." Monk Hua looked at Lin Yu and said.
"Why?" Lin Yu glanced at Monk Hua disdainfully and said, "Aren't you able to become a vegetarian? No, are you begging for food?"
"I don't care. I heard that you are getting rich. If you have money, I just want to be rich. I want to eat. I haven't eaten in two days." Monk Hua muttered.
"Okay, let's go up the mountain. There's one on the mountain." Lin Yu said with a smile: "You asked me to meet here, isn't it just for the self-brewed apricot flower wine at the Xinghualin Hotel on the mountain?"
"You still understand me." Monk Hua said with a grin.
The two of them talked and laughed as they walked up the mountain road. In less than half an hour, they reached the top of the mountain.
Because the scenic spots in this place are naturally formed, there are usually not many people, so there are not many restaurants. But after all, there are business opportunities here, so some people saw the business opportunities here, and they opened a business on the edge of a cliff on the top of the mountain.
A hotel.
The food in this hotel is average, but the self-brewed apricot flower wine is really good, so within half a year, the wine here has become somewhat famous. Although Monk Hua is a monk, he is not afraid of wine and meat.
Especially when he saw wine, when this guy saw wine, he saw his life. For wine, he would even give up his own life.
"Waiter, take your order." Monk Hua and Lin Yu found a seat by the window, and he sat there with a stern look, as if I was the customer and I was the uncle.
Seeing this scene, everyone in the hotel looked sideways. After all, in the real world, it is not easy to meet a monk, especially... this monk is still wearing a white monk's robe.
Don't ask what the difference is between white monk robes. Anyway, this guy looks a bit coquettish and gives people a very unreliable feeling.
"Master... we don't have many vegetarian dishes here." A waiter ran over, holding a menu in her hand.
"It doesn't matter, the poor monk is not taboo with wine and meat." Monk Hua smiled slightly and said, "First two kinds of big fish and big meat, and a few special dishes, and then give me a jar of apricot flower wine."
"Okay, okay." The waiter looked confused, but she couldn't say anything after the other party asked. After Hua Monk finished ordering the dishes, she nodded and said, "Please wait a moment, you two. What you want will be available soon."
coming."
As soon as Monk Hua came in, he attracted the attention of almost everyone in the room. After all, it was a new thing for a monk to eat in a restaurant, and Monk Hua also ate well.
"Is this monk real or fake?"
"It's fake. How can there be real monks nowadays? It is said that real monks need to be highly educated. And have you ever seen monks come to restaurants to eat? And they don't avoid meat and wine?"
"I think so. I guess most of them are scammers."
"Bu Li Shi, don't worry about it, let's eat..."
In the restaurant, the conversation between a man and a woman just now was really not that small. Anyway, everyone looked at Lin Yu and the monk with somewhat strange eyes.
But Monk Hua didn't care at all. When others looked at him, he waved proudly.
A girl glanced at him a second time, and Monk Hua said directly: "Girl, acquaintance means destiny. Why don't you let this poor monk look at your face and feel your bones?"
The girl who looked at the flower monk was also innocent. She asked curiously: "Can you really read faces?"
"You can tell your past life by looking at each other, and you can tell your present life by touching your bones." Monk Hua shook his head and said seriously: "I think girls are very attractive, so I can guarantee that the number I calculated for you will be exactly ten."
"Then, please do the math for me." The girl ran over really excitedly and stretched out her hand for Monk Hua to look at for her. Several of her best friends quickly followed her, fearing that Monk Hua would take advantage of her.
"Let me tell you, monk, our Xiaofen is still young, so you are not allowed to lie to her, otherwise we will never end it for you." said an older girl at the table.
"As a monk, you don't tell lies." Monk Hua said seriously.
"Master, what is your dharma name?" the girl asked, stretching out her hand.
"Please call him Hua Monk." Lin Yu interjected. He really couldn't bear to see this wretched fat monk deceiving an innocent girl.
"Please call me Xiaohua." Monk Hua corrected Lin Yu's mistake, and then touched the girl's palm with one hand. His movements were very clumsy, and he could tell at a glance that he was taking advantage of others.