But this grandson has another skill. He practices pure Yang Qi, and his virginity has not been broken for decades, so the aura on his body is fatally attracted to women, especially young girls.
force.
So he touched the girl's hand. Instead of resisting, the girl had an urge for him to continue touching her.
"Hey, monk, what are you touching?" The old lady behind the girl was unhappy. She pointed at the monk and said, "Let go of my Xiaofen. If you are not here, I will call the police."
"Girl, I am a monk." Monk Hua said seriously: "To tell fortunes by touching bones, this is the simplest method. A monk like me always has a calm mind and no distracting thoughts, so please don't worry."
"You're so shameless. I think you just want to take advantage of our Xiaofen. How can a monk like you grab the hand of another girl and not let go?" the girl said angrily.
Lin Yu sneered. Really, he didn't want to tell this woman. In fact, what this guy is best at is... fortune telling, and there are actually pure girls who believe his lies.
"Yingying, stop making trouble, I think the master is quite real." The girl named Xiaofen giggled: "You guys have to try it later..."
"Girl, you have such a fate." Monk Hua said, then with a serious look on his face, he smacked his lips.
Lin Yu secretly laughed. This guy is like this every time. He pretends to be serious, stops talking after half the words, and then asks people anxiously, does this guy understand the hearts of these girls?
"What's wrong? Is it bad?" Xiaofen asked nervously.
"No, it's not bad, it's great. To be honest, I've been in the world for so many years, and I've never seen such a good destiny like yours." Monk Hua slapped his thigh.
"Your destiny belongs to the golden and brilliant pattern. This pattern is mainly noble, especially in terms of reputation. This destiny is not only full of nobility, but also optimistic and majestic. It looks like a king. I think
Your family background is not ordinary, you must be no ordinary person."
"However, this fate is not without its shortcomings." Monk Hua shook his head.
"Master Xiaohua, what's your shortcoming?" Seeing that the monk was pretending to be serious again, the little girl became anxious again.
"With this kind of fate, the most unfavorable thing is that a big family will be in the official position, and it is easy to encounter villains in life. But if you are born in the year of Xin, your fate will be very good. Your hard work is not the year of Xin Mao, but your family has Xin Mao.
People born in the year of Mao can resolve this situation." Monk Hua said with a smile.
"Xinmao year, what year is it?" Xiaofen asked with some confusion.
"Sixty years are one period. The year of Xin Mao is of course the year of Mao Rabbit. There is someone in your family who was born in the Year of Rabbit." Monk Hua said.
"Ah, Master, you are really amazing. My younger brother is born in the year of Rabbit. He is only five years old now." Xiao Fen said in amazement.
"So, your brother is your lucky star." Monk Hua reluctantly let go of Xiaofen's hand until now, then clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha."
"Is it really accurate?" the person behind Xiaofen asked.
"It's accurate, it's really accurate." Xiaofen said with a face of surprise: "Otherwise, how would you know that there is a person born in the Year of the Rabbit in my family?"
"Master, please help me take a look too."
"Yes, yes, there is me, I come first, I come first."
"You have small breasts, go ahead and I'll come first."
A group of women instantly exploded. People in their age group are now the age where they like to fantasize. Now that Monk Hua has shown such a skill, they instantly feel that the image of the fat monk has become taller. They rush first
They ran forward in fear and asked Monk Hua to show them their physiognomy.
The grandson of Monk Hua has always accepted all comers, so this group of girls was touched by him one by one. If it weren't for the large number of people and he had to take his image into consideration, Lin Yu would have estimated that this guy would use his special skills.
... fortune telling.
In an instant, this guy became a celebrity in this restaurant. Fortunately, this guy was a foodie. As soon as the food came, he said that his fate was over, so he ate big chunks of meat, drank heavily, and ignored the girls.
"Waiter, this wine is good, please bring me two jars." Monk Hua raised the empty jar and said.
"Okay, here you go, master. This wine is brewed by us. It's not high in alcohol content, but it's easy to get drunk. You can drink it leisurely." The owner of the hotel served the wine himself. After all, Monk Hua is very popular here.
"It's not my fault. You emptied your wine cellar of wine, and I may not be able to get drunk." Monk Hua said proudly.
"Master, are you sure? A monk can't lie." The owner of the hotel obviously didn't believe what Monk Hua said. He was joking. Most of the people who came to eat at his place came just for his wine.
One time, a man who claimed to be able to drink eight bottles of vodka came over and boasted. The hotel owner expected that he could not drink more than three bottles of vodka. This guy also said the same thing, saying that it would be okay if he drank all the wine in your house.
But that guy fell unconscious on the ground when he drank the third jar. It was also from that time on that the apricot flower wine here became famous. Most people came here just for his wine.
of.
"Of course I'm sure." Monk Hua opened the seal of the wine jar and raised his neck. In less than a minute, he drank the entire jar of wine.
"You have a good drinking capacity, but if you say you are drunk or not, it is impossible." The hotel owner said with a smile: "Master, otherwise, let's make a bet."
"Okay, what's the bet? Just bet on whether I can get drunk?" Monk Hua put down the wine jar and asked.
"Yes, you have a good capacity for drinking, but the wine I drink here is also good. I'm sure yours is only five jars." The hotel owner smiled and said, "We'll bet on whether you can get drunk within five jars. If you can,
If you get drunk, you lose, if you don't get drunk, you win."
"It's such a great love, so what if you win, what if you lose?" Monk Hua laughed.
"If you win, today's food and drinks are free. If you lose, you have to give me something, and this thing must be something that has been opened. I will hang it at home for good luck." The owner of the hotel said.
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"Let's do this, I'll drink ten pots, and you'll give everyone a free meal." Monk Hua said with a smile.
"Okay, well done, Master."
"I just like this bad temper. If I don't agree with you, I'll get rid of the bill."
The people in the restaurant applauded in unison. These people just stood and talked without back pain. Ten jars of wine. Besides, this is the famous apricot flower wine nearby. Although the jar is small, it is still one pound after all. Compared with
One bottle is about the same, but if the alcohol content is slightly lower, just pour one glass. Monk Hua said that drinking ten bottles is simply an impossible task.
