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131 I'm sorry, I'm not very masculine

(sixth update)

"Too insidious!"

When the whistle sounded, everyone rushed to rush out. In the end, the big black bull got the first answer circle with its strong physical strength.

"Haha, brother Chen'er, I don't call it insidious, it calls it strategy! You have to admit your stupidity, and you have to stand firm when you are beaten!"

Guo Dong came over with a bad smile and hit the big black cow with a hammer. He almost beat the big black cow into a peeing ball, and he also didn't forget to stab the big black cow straight into the heart, stabbing the big black cow to the point of death.

No more love!

"Isn't it too insidious? Impossible? How could you not be insidious!?"

The second time it became powerful, the little cheetah directly transformed into a little lightning, and rushed over with a swipe. He was almost half the distance ahead of the others and rushed to the middle to grab the horn. However, he did not say the answer, but instead let out an angry expression.

accusation.

"Is this your answer? If so, I can only answer you in one sentence!"

Guo Dong came over with a hammer: "This is not a tomb robbing note, so don't be innocent. Sometimes innocence is not only cute!"

"Wait! I got it!"

The little cheetah quickly shouted: "Your shortcoming is that your English is not good! You don't know English!"

This time it was Guo Dong's turn to be confused: "Why am I not good at English?"

"We've known each other for so long, and I've never heard you speak even one word in English!"

As soon as the little cheetah said these extremely confident words, Beibi and the others were so angry that they beat their chests and feet, immediately thinking that this was Guo Dong's biggest shortcoming.

"Boom!"

Who would have thought that as soon as the little cheetah showed a victorious expression, Guo Dong hit him on the back of the head with a hammer without mercy, almost turning the little cheetah into a stupid roe deer.

He opened his mouth and spoke in a standard London accent: "I'm sorry, just because I don't usually speak English doesn't mean I don't know it. On the contrary, I'm very proficient in it and I can be a translator. It's just that I'm patriotic, so I don't usually speak it!"

A series of fluent English came out, and the words were so precise and round that it made people feel as if they were seeing an authentic foreigner.

After all, let's not talk about whether Leng Feng, as a special soldier in the special forces, should take English as a basic homework, but let's talk about his father. English is his mother tongue. Although Guo Dong draws military skills, if he can't even master language and writing, what else can he do?

Making plans?

"You are so delicious!"

Surprisingly, the third person to grab the horn was Chen He, who said his answer very firmly, but in the end, Guo Dong casually swung it with a hammer and knocked him to the ground!

"Isn't it? Isn't it!? It's impossible! Last night you ate an entire cow by yourself! How could you not be a great eater!?"

Chen He shouted and questioned, and by the way, he publicly exposed Guo Dong's latest food intake record.

"Ten jins of rice and meat for a meal, that's the standard amount of food for men! Lian Po and Huang Zhong can still eat so much when they are seventy or eighty years old. What's wrong with me eating a cow? That means I am a man among men, a man among men.

Man! Besides, did I eat your food? Ah? Did I eat your rice or drink your water?"

Bang, after saying this, Guo Dong swung the hammer again, KOing Chen He to the ground for the second time!

"You are so heterosexual and inhumane!"

This is an accusation from beibi!

Yes, it's an accusation, not an answer.

"Is there a person of the opposite sex who is not human? That's right! That's right!"

Admitted!

Guo Dong actually admitted it!

"Oh! No! This is actually his shortcoming!?"

Dahei Niu and others immediately let out a cry of disbelief.

"But I don't think this is my shortcoming, but this is my motto!"

Fortunately, Guo Dong reversed course and admitted it, but he didn't think it was a shortcoming: "Do I have to be gay and inhumane? Sorry, I'm not masculine!"

Duang!

beibi was knocked out by Guo Dong!

"You're too lazy!"

Guo Dong looked at these guys speechlessly. Are they here to make fun of them?

"Why am I lazy? I am the one who gets up the earliest every morning, trains in the gym, has the heaviest equipment, runs at the highest speed and length, and even after you finish drinking, you get under the table and take responsibility.

I’m the one who moved the corpse, okay!?”

Guo Dong also issued a series of questions!

These guys are definitely not here to answer the question, but they are here to deliberately hack me!

That must be it!

"If you're not lazy, why did you scramble a few eggs when Tangtang came? You haven't cooked once since then!?"

As he spoke, Deng Chao swallowed involuntarily. Wang Zulan and others behind him, especially Beibi, swallowed involuntarily, recalling Guo Dong's cooking skills: "Yes, this is definitely jelly.

My son’s shortcomings! It must be his shortcomings!”

Guo Dong looked at the group of foodies speechlessly, saying that he was tired and didn't want to say anything, so he just knocked down Deng Chao with a hammer.

"Does his cooking taste good?"

Seeing the men's team members behaving like this, not to mention Liu Yan and others, even Zhang Liangfeng raised questions: "No, can he also cook!? Why didn't I know!?"

"So I've said it before, he has the opposite sex but no humanity! When we were recording the show before, he doted on me the most, but every time a beautiful woman came, especially the last time Tangtang came, he just showed no mercy to me.

Got killed!"

Beibi rolled her eyes at Guo Dong full of resentment as she spoke, but he, who had been through battles for a long time and had even created many resentful concubines in the palace, did not have any psychological fluctuations at all.

“It’s so wasteful, it’s such a heinous waste of natural resources!”

This time when Wang Siming came to Chang'an, he didn't come here to have fun recording a running boy. Instead, he wanted to buy a hundred-year-old Polygonum multiflorum from Guo Dong as a birthday gift for the old man, the king of the Wang family, and to give the old man a good health.

Be healthier, protect the entire Wang family, and do Dinghaishenzhen for a few more years!

As a result, after he came here and explained his intention, Guo Dong directly threw him a peanut-sized pill and told him that he had just used a Millennium Blood Ginseng, a Millennium Shouwuwang, and hundreds of medicinal materials a few days ago.

After mixing and refining twelve pills, there was only one left.

Not to mention the compatible medicinal materials, these two thousand-year-old elixir weighed more than ten kilograms, and the result was twelve soybean-sized pills!

For Wang Siming, Guo Dong was so wasteful that he should be struck by lightning!

And he should be struck by lightning once every second!

"I am rich and willful, do you care about that!?"

Poof~!

There was no need for a hammer. With just these words, Wang Siming clutched his heart and vomited blood and died.

In the past, he always used this sentence to show off, and even shouted, "I never check whether he has money when making friends, because he doesn't have as much money as me." I didn't expect that today he would be criticized without saying anything.

Give it back!

"Ahhh! It's so hard to guess! What exactly are you writing about? Is it a physical flaw or a character flaw!?"

Someone shouted frantically, Guo Dong tilted his head and raised his eyebrows: "Character-wise!"

"I think I know it!"

Zhang Liangfeng, who had never grabbed a trumpet before, watched those people collapse one after another, and the answers in her heart were constantly changing. Many of the answers she thought were correct before, such as the opposite sex and inhumanity,

But in the end they were all wrong.

It wasn't until Guo Dong mentioned his character shortcomings and had a silent exchange with the director before Lenovo, and finally agreed with the answer of spending the winter after seeing the stunned expression on the director's face and many hesitations. Zhang Liangfeng had the final answer in her heart, and she was sure

And definitely, this is definitely the biggest shortcoming written by Guo Dong on the title board!

Guo Dong never thinks of it as a shortcoming, but in a modern society ruled by law, it is his biggest shortcoming!

"Really? You really know?"

As for who here knows the best about winter, one is Beibi, a good friend of the opposite sex, and the other is Zhang Liangfeng, Guo Dong’s cousin, who everyone has no objections to!

"If it's a character flaw, and it's none of the previous ones, then it must be this!"

After saying that, Zhang Liangfeng rolled forward after the whistle sounded, and this time no one tried to snatch the horn from her.

After failing so many times, they also wanted to know what Guo Dong wrote.

"You are too murderous!"

After Zhang Liangying got the horn, I hesitated for a long time, and finally, under the repeated urging of others and the definitely encouraging eyes of Guo Dong, she gave an answer that no one had thought of.

"Too murderous!?"

"What the hell is this?"

"What does it mean to be too murderous!?"

Guo Dong did not answer them directly, but dropped the hammer and turned over the question board on the ground: "When I asked the director before if this answer was acceptable, the director shook his head and said that it was impossible for anyone to guess it. I said someone would definitely

I can say it. But then I added a few more words. As long as someone can say one, or it is similar to one of them, it is correct. As it turned out,... I was right! What you said was what I originally wrote.

The answer is word for word!"

I saw four vigorous and powerful characters written in the middle of Guo Dong's title board - Too murderous!

In the surroundings, four similar answers were written: too rough, force first, too cold-blooded, and too barbaric.

"Wait a minute, I want to ask, why is Guo Dong's biggest shortcoming so murderous?"

Someone raised a question.

"He is usually fine, but once he considers him an enemy, he will take action without considering the life or death of the opponent. Hmm... Do you still remember why he got the nickname Ancient Fierce General?"

How did you get it?

Everyone was stunned, and then one or two people suddenly remembered the video that had been leaked and uploaded everywhere on the Internet, causing an uproar when they were still concerned about the coming plane.

.

It was clearly captured in that video that the people who attacked Tangtang and Xixi lost half their lives after Guo Dong took action. If Zhang Liangfeng hadn't arrived in time and shouted something, one of them might have changed at that time.

It turned into a headless corpse, and its head was stomped by Guo Dong, like a watermelon thrown from the roof of the building!

Although Guo Dong believes that as a military general, if he does not even have the intention to kill, he is not worthy of the title of general at all, let alone the pursuit of transcendence in the endless world, but he himself has to admit that his intention to kill is too serious.

Some, this point, those more than 20 million border aliens who died directly or indirectly because of him, are the best blood evidence!


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