132 The Great General Church and the Daughter Country
(seventh update)
"The chest is too flat!"
Everyone's eyes widened and they looked at Guo Dong, who was holding a loudspeaker and saying these suicide words to Beibi. They couldn't help but put out a thumb: "A truly unparalleled warrior! Bull!"
Bang bang bang...
"This girl is a man!"
Half an hour later, when the game continued, Guo Dong, with a bruised nose and a swollen face and a black eye, grabbed the speaker and appeared in front of La A.
A La threw away the hammer in her hand, but this did not mean that what Guo Dong said was the correct answer. Instead, she turned to the director and roared: "Director, bring me my 40-meter sword, I want to
He chopped it into chips!”
Looking at the berserk A La and Guo Dong, who was desperate for life and death, the director silently asked the staff to hand over a super large inflatable hammer that was as tall as a person.
"Tampering with ID cards!"
Xiu Rui was stunned: "Why did I tamper with my ID card!?"
Guo Dongpai'er, a national treasure with a pig-head-like head on his head, put on the posture of a heroic martyr: "Obviously he was born in 1939, but he had to secretly change his ID card to that of 1989. Don't you know that you were born in 1989?"
Does your 29-year-old beard reveal the fact that you were born in 19?"
Xiu Rui threw away the small hammer in his hand, turned around and took the super-large hammer that the director had just found, with a hammer head with a diameter of one meter: "I am the little fresh meat of 1989! Beard is called mature! I
You didn’t tamper with your ID card! I’ll give you 39 years! I’ll beat you to death for 29 years! Your uncle is 19 years old!”
Is it better than inserting a knife?
Sorry, the leader of our last-ditch sect is Comrade Zhao Xiaodao. He is not very talented, so Tian is the deputy leader!
Soon, the criticism and self-criticism session ended. With Guo Dong's help, beibi got the highest score, became the winner of the third round of the game, and received a mysterious prop.
"The ultimate game, castle exploration!"
As night fell, the group of people took a break and changed back to their aristocratic attire. They arrived at a gorgeously decorated room in the castle. They sat down one after another behind tables filled with various fruits and delicacies. Wang Siming received the task handed over by the director.
Card, I thought about the rules of today’s final game.
Exploring the castle, there are countless mirrors hiding family information in this castle. Asking the mirrors in pairs can get clues about the identities of family members.
Whenever the bell rings, all members will return to the restaurant to dine together and hold a family meeting. They will choose foreign suspects by voting. The person with the most votes will be forced to OUT, and so on, until
It ends when all heirs or foreigners are eliminated!
"If foreigners suspect that we are about to discover his identity or find out the information about his heir, will they hurt us?"
Guo Dong raised a question and got an answer that no one wanted.
Then, regardless of whether these people were willing or not, starting from Guo Dong, everyone left the restaurant alone and entered the castle to look for the mirror and...the connector!
"Master, this is what you want!"
A man in servant's clothes sneakily approached Guo Dong as soon as he came out and handed him a small bag: "It's a little little, you should take care of it yourself!"
Guo Dong took the bag with a gloomy expression and poured out six bottles the size of a thumb's belly: "Huh? Why only six!?"
A sinister aura instantly spread out as Guo Dong opened his mouth, causing the staff member who was supporting him to swallow his saliva involuntarily, and immediately his legs went weak and he knelt on the ground with a thud: "Young...
...Master, I...I..."
"snort!"
An angry snort, neither light nor serious, but with a sense of calm and self-prerogative... no, with a heart-stopping cruelty and cruelty, which directly made everyone, not just the staff in front of him, but also
The cameramen on the side, as well as the director and others watching all this through real-time transmission of images from behind, all involuntarily felt a sense of fear and trembling from the depths of their souls.
"Trash! If you can't handle such a small thing, what use do you have?"
As he spoke, Guo Dong reached out and grabbed the other person's neck, lifted it up, then twisted it off with a click, threw it to the ground like trash, and then turned around and left.
"Brother, brother! Are you okay!?"
As soon as the figure disappeared behind the door, Guo Dong jogged back and helped the staff member up.
"Cough! Cough~! I was scared to death! I thought I was really dead just now, and you were really going to kill me to silence me!"
The staff member sighed with a faint cry: "It's okay, I'm okay! General, we all thought you were just good at kung fu, but we didn't expect your acting skills to be so good!"
Guo Dong raised his eyebrows: "Are you a soldier of my fierce general camp?"
Guo Dong has two fan groups in total. One is mainly girls and established the Girl Country (Guo). It considers itself a female fan and calls Guo Dong a male fan. The other one is mainly male and is called "Guo Dong".
In the fierce general camp, he calls himself the general under his command and calls Guo Dong the general!
"Yes, and I'm still a captain!"
The man said very excitedly and proudly.
"Oh! Then we are really seeing relatives here!"
The people in the Fighting General Hall were initially composed of some military fans and historical general fans, as well as a large number of veterans. With Guo Dong as the general, there were two deputy generals from the north and south and military advisors responsible for managing the fans of the entire Fighting General Hall, as well as directly managing the capital.
, Magic City and overseas fan groups, and further down are the seven general soldiers. According to the division of the seven modern military regions, they manage the local sub-groups of the seven major regions. There are different captains under the general soldiers, who are in charge of each area.
For the provincial fan groups, there are also a number of tigers under the captain, who manage the fan groups in their respective cities and regions.
It can be said that the management system has clear levels, is effective and capable!
Since he was his fan, and he was also the mainstay and elite member of the fan group, he naturally didn't say anything. After taking photos and signing autographs with him, Guo Dong left to find another foreigner.
The two clues for foreigners are that there is a certain height difference, and the other is that beauty is the bane, that is, women.
Based on these two conditions, all four girls are suspected of this.
"elder sister!"
"younger brother!"
Soon, Guo Dong found A La and hugged her excitedly: "Sister, you...how come you are married and still have no breasts?"
A La's eyes suddenly widened, and without saying a word, she grabbed a bottle of red wine from the wine rack next to her, and chased Guo Dong hysterically like a demon. After a long time, when many people had found the clues,
When two clues, including those pointing to the foreigners, were found, Guo Dongcai was chased by A La for eighty streets. The two temporarily stopped fighting and made peace, and together they completed the counterattack of the foreigners!
"What do we do?"
Looking at the three bottles of poison that Guo Dong handed her in her hand, she learned how to use the poison. After she sprinkled the poison on a certain object, everyone except the two of them, and the first person who came into contact with it, would Was eliminated after a few minutes.
That is, each bottle of poison can theoretically kill one person.
After all, A-la is a guest, so naturally she asked about Guo Dong, who has been recording for almost half a season of the show and has evolved from a newbie to a veteran.
Especially in the previous criticism and self-criticism session, after learning how insidious and cunning Guo Dong was when playing games, A La felt that the decisive counterattack of the two foreigners still relied on Guo Dong.
Regardless of Guo Dong's insidiousness or strength!
"Should we go to the mirror first to check for clues about the heir, or should we go find someone else to trick him?"
Guo Dong shook his head and said something that puzzled A La: "Let's kill Deng Chao and Li Chen first!"
"Why? The two of them are heirs? Have you found a clue?"
Guo Dong shook his head: "There are no clues."
A La was even more puzzled: "Then why did you kill them first?"
Guo Dong glanced at A La: "Because they are the two oldest, the oldest! We must respect the old and love the young, kill them two first, let them go to hell to have a good rest, and then go to sell fish with peace of mind in the next life. , be a coach!”
Poof!
Seeing Guo Dong talking nonsense in a serious manner, even though Guo Dong's expression was so sinister and scary, La A couldn't help laughing.
"Okay, stop being weird and tell me why."
The photographer on the side was also a little confused, and the director behind the camera was even more so. How did Guo Dong know that Deng Chao and Da Hei Niu were the heirs?
"What are we doing today? It's a battle for family revival. The focus is not on revival, that's what the heirs and family members have to do. We are foreigners, so we don't need to think about this. We only need to think about the word family."
Guo Dong narrated A-La, which was also the biggest flaw in the setting of this program.
"Family? What happened to the family?"
"I don't know what it is like abroad, but in China, no matter who inherits the family business in the end, from ancient times to the present, at the very beginning, it ranges from the inheritance of the throne from the royal family to the distribution of land by small rural landowners to their children and grandchildren. They all follow one rule!”
A La's eyes lit up. They are all Chinese. Naturally, the R family is a domestic family. Therefore, setting the identity of the heir according to such a rule that has been passed down through the ages means that it has great significance. It's possible!
"Establish the elders rather than the young, and pass it on to direct descendants rather than concubines!"
There are distinctions between elders and younger ones, and distinctions among concubines and concubines. This is a rule that has existed since ancient times. It is not a default unspoken rule, but is written in etiquette.
"What if it's not the two of them?"
A La asked another question. After all, this was just Guo Dong's guess.
"No, it's not. Anyway, we have a total of six poisons. Even if we kill them by mistake, we still have four chances. What's more, they are the two strongest ones. Killing them will only make you no loss!"
A couldn't help but give Guo Dong a thumbs up, and then continued to ask: "If they are not the two of them, then who should we kill next?"
At this time, A has decided to completely let Guo Dong plan and act. Compared with this guy, A looks like a pure idiot!
As expected, he is the biggest cunt in the male running team!
"If they are not, then we will kill Lao Wang and Beibi!"