When the royal zombies were exposed to the sun during the day and buried in glutinous rice at night to disperse their corpse energy, it took three days and three nights before they reluctantly let out their last roar and turned into ashes with a bang.
The person said goodbye.
The world is so big and he wants to go around.
Well, that's actually what he needs. He has almost learned the Taoism for self-protection, and there is still some time before July 15th, and the plot of Zombie Supreme will not start for some time. Guo Dong is ready to take advantage of this opportunity.
This is an opportunity to travel around the world and visit places that make his heart move.
For example, the various museums and treasuries of the countries of the Eight-Power Allied Forces, the diamond warehouses of Asan and African Laohei, the emeralds of Burma, and only half of the Manchu and Qing treasury are left.
"What day is it today?"
When all the thermal weapons in Guo Dong's space were used up, his space also contained 50,000 to 60,000 tons of gold, more than two tons of jade of more than ice type, more than half a ton of single loose diamonds of more than two carats, and all
Famous diamonds include the top fifty famous diamonds as well as treasures passed down from generation to generation such as exquisite crowns, crowns, necklaces, rings, brooches, etc., as well as a large number of rubies, sapphires, mutton-fat jade, etc.
In addition, most of the high-quality antiques and artworks that appeared around the world before 1911 have disappeared, completely occupying every inch of Guo Dong's space.
The price Guo Dong paid for this was not only the consumption of all the thermal weapons he brought, but also the loss of 10,000 soldiers and horses.
Fortunately, except for dozens of living people, the rest are Qin terracotta soldiers!
"Back to General, today should be July 13th!"
Hearing Guo Dong's inquiry, Wang Jie, the captain of the soldiers who was following him, counted the days and replied.
"Huh? Is it already July 13th? Go back!"
July 13th, which means that the gate of hell will open tomorrow night, and the ghosts will bring the helpless ghosts up to watch the ghost show. Then Qiu Shengwen used a spell to knock down the ghosts, causing the ghosts to flee.
I thought it would be the most appropriate time to go back and wait until I arrived at the place now.
"Uncle Jiu, long time no see!"
When Guo Dong finished his last robbery two days later, when he came back from the island country where he had set fire to the capital after being looted for the third time, he happened to meet the three masters and apprentices of Uncle Jiu who were about to go out.
"Guo Dong!? When did you come back!?"
Uncle Jiu was stunned. When Guo Dong said goodbye to them at Taoist Simu's place, the excuse he used was that he was going abroad to lead troops for war, so they didn't do much to keep him around. Uncle Jiu didn't think anything about what happened this time.
Find a way to find Guo Dong for help.
"I just came back. I have finished dealing with matters abroad. Do I still want to go home?"
Uncle Jiu smiled and nodded to express his agreement with Guo Dong's words.
"Great, Guo Dong, you came back at the right time!"
Seeing Guo Dong come back, the happiest people were Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.
At this time when they were in trouble, how could they not be more joyful than anyone else to have such a powerful fighting force like Guo Dong come back?
"Yes, yes, if you come back, we will be saved!"
Wencai's words made Guo Dong look stunned: "Huh? What's wrong? Did something happen?"
Although he came here just for this matter, it was impossible that he didn't know what was going on, but he couldn't tell this, so he could only pretend to know nothing.
"Not these two traitors!?"
Uncle Jiu snorted angrily, and then told Guo Dong what happened before. He talked about how the two of them watched a ghost show on July 15th and ended up being fascinated by ghosts. They used a spell to knock down the ghost guard who was guarding the ghosts.
As a result, hundreds or thousands of ghosts escaped from control and ran away. In desperation, he could only issue an emergency rescue order and invite his colleagues to help catch ghosts.
As a result, on the second day after catching the ghost, I discovered that my senior brother's disciple had evil intentions, so I sent these two brats to check the situation. As a result, I almost lost my soul and my body was chewed to pieces by wild dogs.
No, now the three masters and disciples have just sent Shi Shaojian's body back, and are preparing to spend the night looking for a coffin fungus to repair Shi Shaojian's body and soul.
"Coffin fungus... Uncle Jiu, that thing is hard to find!"
"It's easy to find. I know there is a mountain nearby, because there is a forest on it that was originally a bandit's den. As a result, the bandits were all killed because they were betrayed, and they all turned into zombies in a fit of resentment, so these
Since 2000, it has been called Zombie Mountain and Zombie Forest. The zombie king, the original bandit leader, has a coffin fungus in his mouth."
Guo Dong nodded, and then pondered for a moment: "Uncle Jiu, it doesn't matter if we go to get the coffin fungus, but the coffin fungus is extremely cold, and it has to be held in the mouth to carry it. But ordinary people can only tolerate it at best.
We will be frozen in a minute or two, how can we bring them back!?"
"How to bring it back? Since it was these two bastards who caused the trouble, of course we should bring them back with their mouths facing each other all the way!"
The conversation between Guo Dong and Uncle Jiu made Qiu Sheng feel something was wrong. It seemed that the coffin fungus was not the same thing as the coffin fungus he imagined. He quickly asked Uncle Jiu and Guo Dong what a coffin was.
bacteria.
Then he received a series of news that made him and Wencai heartbroken.
"Ah? Isn't that right, Master? If Tingting finds out about this, she will definitely not marry me in the future!"
Listening to Wencai's worries, Guo Dong chuckled twice, twitched the corner of his mouth very stiffly, and without hesitation, pierced his heart with a small knife: "Without this matter, Tingting would not have fallen in love with you.
Literary, although you may not be able to accept this, I still want to say that Tingting really does not have an Electra complex!"
Love... Electra complex?
What the hell?
Wen Cai was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that Guo Dong was really saying that he was old. He was obviously only in his twenties, but he ended up looking like he was forty or fifty years old...
"Ah~ you bastard, I'm not done with you! Stop, don't run!"
Seeing the three people running forward, noisily, Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly and followed them.
On the way, Guo Dong asked where the Zombie Mountain was and left for a while. When he came back, he was followed by two rows of twenty or thirty beautiful girls, all wearing bright blue armor. They looked so...
His heroic appearance and charming style!
A female soldier of the Shadowless Forbidden Army Crane Army!
"Are they?"
Uncle Jiu was stunned for a moment, but Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai beside him had their eyes wide open and their mouths were drooling.
"They are the Crane Soldiers of the Five Tigers, Deers, Bears, Cranes and Eagles in our army. We can take out the coffin fungus later and let them carry it!"
Instead of watching Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, and Jiu Shu, the three of them showing off their affection together and kissing each other passionately for eternity, Guo Dong felt that it would be better to watch these beautiful female soldiers of the He Army kissing each other.
When playing with lilies, lace ones are better.
At least it won’t hurt your eyes!
"You two are very lucky. Although today is the 15th, there is no moon. Dark clouds cover the moon. Those zombies will not come out to worship the moon. Otherwise, you two will be miserable today!"
The group of people came to the place where the coffins were placed. Looking around, in the dim night, there were probably more than a hundred coffins of various sizes nearby.
"Okay Master, I'll get it right now!"
Before Uncle Jiu finished speaking, Qiu Sheng hurriedly went out to get the coffin fungus.
"return!"
Uncle Jiu quickly caught him: "Why are you in such a hurry? Do you know which coffin has coffin fungus in it? Also, do you know how to get the coffin fungus?"
Qiu Sheng was stunned for a moment: "How to get it? Of course, you can put something into the Zombie King's mouth to dig out the coffin fungus, and then stuff it into your own mouth to preserve it!"
When Uncle Jiu watched Qiu Sheng speak, he kept blinking at the female soldiers. He had no intention of paying attention to what he had said before. That look made Uncle Jiu angry, and he stretched out his hand to touch him.
A slap on the back of the head: "You bastard!"
"Listen carefully to me! Coffin fungus is not a real thing, it is a mutated thing caused by the mixture of resentment and corpse air. That thing cannot be removed. Someone must open the coffin lid and use
Just use your mouth to suck out the coffin bacteria."
Uncle Jiu hated the fact that iron was not made of steel and hit Qiu Sheng on the head again. Then, while talking, he took out two spelled leaves from the treasure bag he carried with him and asked Qiu Sheng to put them on his eyes to open his magic eyes.
"And this thing cannot be exposed to the air, otherwise it will completely dissipate in a matter of seconds, so even if you can't stand the coldness of the thing and hand it over to others for preservation, it must be passed on mouth to mouth, and the coffin bacteria must not be exposed to the air
It takes more than three minutes, otherwise the effect will be greatly reduced!"
ah?
You have to have mouth-to-mouth with the zombie king to suck out the coffin fungus!?
This sentence made Qiu Sheng retreat a little.
Zombies are so disgusting and ugly!
Not to mention the Zombie King!
But looking at the heroic, pretty and heroic female soldiers standing in two rows behind Guo Dong, Qiu Sheng gritted his teeth and said nothing, and walked directly towards the coffin that had a green light shining in his eyes after the performance started.
Guo Dong naturally understood what this guy was planning, but if he thought it would succeed, he would be completely wrong. He smiled and said a few words in the ears of the female soldier captain. The female soldier captain couldn't bear it.
He stopped, burst out laughing, and then whispered to each other, and everyone knew Guo Dong's plan.
"The yin female Liu Ding protects my body, the yang male Liu Jia protects my soul, open the true eyes, as fast as the law! Open the yin and yang eyes!"
After reciting an eye-opening spell, a golden light appeared on the sword fingers of Guo Dong's hands. Guo Dong touched the eyes of these female soldiers one by one, opening their Yin and Yang eyes for a short time.
"Huh? Guo Dong, I haven't seen you for a long time. Your magic power has improved a lot!"
Uncle Jiu next to him was stunned for a moment, because just now Guo Dong cast an eye-opening spell to open the eyes of these female soldiers, but he did not use any of his own ten powers, but just like a normal Taoist priest, he used one point at a time.
Point out the mana gained through cultivation.
"It's just a fluke. I once used my merits to cultivate my magic power, and found that it was dozens of times faster than usual, so I will use my merits every time I practice in the future."
Uncle Jiu nodded in silence and choked up. Apart from this guy with so many merits, who else could have such capital?
To use a game analogy, their cultivation is like ordinary account players, those geniuses are RMB players, and Guo Dong, who has made meritorious deeds... what the hell is the account treatment of the backend manager!