Why did Uncle Jiu and the others come here to get the coffin fungus?
Because Shi Jian said that he would use this thing to repair the damage to Shi Shaojian's body and soul.
And is this really what Shi Jian wants for this thing?
of course not!
Shi Jian's purpose is to use the hundreds of zombies here, especially the powerful zombie king, to kill the three masters and apprentices of Uncle Jiu and avenge his apprentice and son.
By that time, not only will all three of them die, but they will also turn into zombies, with their bodies controlled and enslaved by him, their souls infected with resentment and corpse energy, unable to be reincarnated, and finally ending up in a state of disgrace!
Especially the hundreds of zombies in this zombie forest. In the movie, he has a way to control them. There is even a magic weapon connected to the zombie king. You can guess with your toes that these zombies were refined by Shi Jian.
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Even when these bandits were betrayed and all of them died with their eyes open in the end, there was no small possibility that Shi Jian had deliberately designed it in order to obtain a batch of resentful corpses. Then, with a little bit of tricks, all of them could be saved.
All turned into zombies for his use.
And after watching the movie, everyone already knows that this is a trap set by Shi Jian. How could Guo Dong follow Uncle Jiu here without any preparation?
"How could it be!? How could it be!? Why doesn't my spell work? Why don't these zombies obey the control!?"
In front of the altar of the incense table, Shi Jian looked at the coffin lid that had just been pushed open under his control, and when he was about to kill the bastards who killed his son, his spell failed, and he couldn't help but feel a little agitated.
He started shouting frantically and confusedly.
Guo Dong didn't know what Shi Jian was yelling about, but Guo Dong would definitely know that Shi Jian was not in a beautiful mood now.
Because he was holding a black and yellow pagoda on his head and was covered in golden light. Although the dark clouds above his head were blown away by the wind due to Shi Jian's actions, revealing the bright full moon, which caused the zombies to feel the strong moonlight and wake up one after another, breaking out of the coffin to perform moon worship practices.
But at this time, he was so frightened that he used the power of his merits to ward off evil spirits. He kept struggling in the coffin, but no one could jump out within a short time.
As for Shi Jian's magic... Haha, in addition to avoiding evil, merit also has the power of being immune to all kinds of magic. This is the most basic and strongest manifestation of merit. The legendary treasure of acquired merit, the real Xuanhuang
The reason why the pagoda is built on the top of the head and is in an invincible position depends on the two powers carried by merit and Xuanhuang Qi.
Although Guo Dong's copycat Xuanhuang Pagoda is incomparable to the treasure of acquired merit, the spell used to isolate Shi Jian, even if there is no nuclear explosion, is based on his accumulation and progress in the six months since the last nuclear explosion.
The control is not to say a piece of cake, but there is no problem at all!
"Seal these zombies with the Zombie Suppression Talisman!"
Guo Dong took out a bunch of corpse-suppressing charms and gave them to the female soldiers, asking them to completely seal off the zombies. After that, he took the opportunity to grit his teeth, close his eyes, and kiss the zombie king's disgusting mouth.
Qiu Sheng took a sip and sucked out the coffin fungus.
No, this isn't right. Shouldn't it be those pretty little ladies who come to pick up the coffin fungus mouth to mouth with me? Why is this guy here?
Looking at Guo Dong walking over, Qiu Sheng felt as if he had been deceived in some way. He was shivering with cold from the coffin fungus but could not say anything at all. He could only keep roaring in his heart.
"Guo Dong...you tricked me!"
When Guo Dong punched Qiu Sheng in the stomach, he opened his mouth to vomit involuntarily and vomited out the coffin bacteria. Guo Dong reached out to hold it in his hand and stuffed it into the mouth of the female soldier in front of him.
Finally, Qiu Sheng felt that the whole world was full of malice.
"Trick you? No! I just said that they can take over the preservation of the coffin bacteria, and I didn't say that you can kiss them! It's just your own wishful thinking... you are overestimating your capabilities!"
Guo Dong had a smile on his face when he first spoke, but his voice suddenly changed and turned into a face full of disdain and contempt.
"Liu Qiusheng (Qiusheng's surname is mentioned in Zombie Supreme), please remember that under my general's command, both men and women are warriors and heroes, not a coward like you who only causes trouble but has no responsibility.
Bullshit! Want to kiss them? Are you a piece of trash worthy of this!?"
Guo Dong's words were unsubtle and not tactful at all. They were so bloody that everyone stopped, including Uncle Jiu who was about to shout and stop him.
"Don't dare to act. If you are in your twenties, you are still like a two or three-year-old child. You have no idea of priorities or measures. You dare to get into any trouble, and you dare to deal with anything. Then you are capable of getting into trouble. You are capable.
You have to finish it and solve it alone? You have always asked Uncle Jiu to wipe your ass. Who do you think you are? Even if Wencai is a little stupider than you, at least Wencai is obedient and calm! What about you? You are such a cheat!
How dare you try to get your hands on my female soldiers? Shit! Why don’t you take a pee and take a picture of yourself? Are you a leader?!"
Guo Dong spat directly into Qiu Sheng's face. He leaned forward and stepped on his chest. He blushed and stood up angrily, letting Guo Dong know how heavy his fist was.
Qiu Sheng, who had no resistance at all, just lay on the ground and couldn't move at all!
"What? Are you not convinced?"
Guo Dong snorted coldly: "Besides being unconvinced, feeling aggrieved, and crying to Uncle Jiu, what else can you do? You have been practicing martial arts since you were a child, and you are older than me, but you can't even hit me with a finger.
Even female soldiers like me can't defeat you. You have been studying Taoism with Uncle Jiu since you were a child. Now, apart from some unfashionable little spells, what kind of really useful spells can you cast? The Mighty Great Dharma Spell? The Heavenly Thunder Spell? The Thunder Spell.
Play the Thunderbolt Curse? Or the Eight Diagrams Evil-Breaking Palm? You can’t even cast the Ghost-Slaying Curse!”
"You are not good at writing, you are not good at martial arts, and you are not focused on studying Taoism. Apart from getting into trouble and cheating your master every day, what else can you do?"
Uncle Jiu hesitated several times, but seeing Qiu Sheng's face change from dark to red to pale, and his expression from shame to anger to absentmindedness, Uncle Jiu didn't know what he thought of, and after sighing, he
Guo Dong acquiesced in criticizing Qiu Sheng for being useless and scolding him bloody.
"Think about it for yourself, you are in your twenties and you are no longer a child. Not to mention being a strong man who can stand up to the world, at the very least you should be a man who can pee standing up!"
After finishing speaking, Guo Dong released his feet and waved to the female soldiers who had just finished applying the charms. The female soldiers immediately took out a bamboo tube and forcefully stuffed it into the mouths of the zombies until it was inserted into the esophagus.
, poured in the glutinous rice cinnabar water that Guo Dong had prepared after summoning them!
Glutinous rice and cinnabar can restrain zombies. Normally, if they are sprinkled on the skin, it will be enough to cause the zombies extreme pain. What’s more, after being fused together and poured into the stomach?
Copper skin and iron bones are invulnerable. I'm just talking about their external bodies, but how can we say that their scrapped internal organs are also so powerful!
Not to mention them, even Princess Iron Fan, the wife of the Demon Saint Bull Demon King, and the Green Lion Spirit of Shituoling who once swallowed a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, were not eaten by the Monkey King and made life worse than death.
Won't you give in?
"Uncle Jiu, I will leave this pair of female soldiers to your command. They will follow you to your senior brother's place and hand over the coffin fungus to you. I am a little tired, so I will go back first!"
Seeing those zombies being imprisoned with a belly full of glutinous rice and cinnabar water, their corpse energy was dispersed from the inside out and turned into a ball of ashes in just a few moments. Guo Dong glanced at the soul in despair. He was so shocked that he had no idea about his previous life.
Qiusheng, who had doubts and no longer felt that he had any value in existence, suddenly felt tired for the first time in this world.
Is this the character you liked when you were a kid?
Haha... When you grow up, everything will change!
"Guo Dong~Guo Dong! Oh no, something big has happened!"
Early the next morning, Guo Dong had just finished exercising and was about to go have breakfast when he saw Wen Cai bursting open the door and rushing in like crazy.
"What's wrong? What happened?"
Guo Dong calmly took the porridge bowl handed to him by the female soldier and took a sip.
Something big happened? What big thing could happen?
It was nothing more than serious enough that Shi Jian came to kill him.
It's okay if you don't offend him. If you offend him, Guo Dong doesn't mind letting him know about killing people. Taoist priests will never be as professional, rough and direct as soldiers!
"Qiu... Qiu Sheng is missing!?"
Guo Dong paused and looked at Wencai with a slight frown: "What did you say? Qiu Sheng is missing? What happened?"
Then Wencai explained it carefully, and Guo Dong understood what was going on.
In fact, there was nothing wrong. It was just that Guo Dong bloodyly tore apart the incompetence and ignorance hidden under the innocence last night, which made Qiu Sheng unable to accept it. So after returning from delivering the coffin bacteria to Shi Jian, Qiu Sheng thought about it all night and lost sleep.
After spending the whole night, I don't know where I made the mistake. I left a letter saying that I was going to travel around the world to gain more experience, and then disappeared.
"It's a small thing. If you calculate the time, he shouldn't be able to walk very far."
Guo Dong burst out laughing when he heard this. Although Qiu Sheng would leave a letter and run away, most of the responsibility rested on him, but he didn't blame himself at all. Instead, he only felt dumbfounded.
Then he finished breakfast slowly under Wencai's anxious eyes, then took out an all-terrain vehicle and asked Wencai to take him to the place where Qiu Sheng left the letter. With a slight nose twitch, he found the latest taste of Qiu Sheng.
Together, we rode on a terrain vehicle and chased after the scent.
"How old are you, and you still play the trick of running away from home? Do you really think that even if you grow up, it will mean that you are a man? No, this only means that you are a child who has not grown up!"
Between two human legs and an all-terrain vehicle with four wheels, there is no doubt who is faster. Soon Guo Dong found his way and ran away from home all morning. He was a little tired from walking and sat down against a tree.
Qiu Sheng was preparing to take a break before heading out on the road.
"What on earth do you want to do? You are the one who said that I am naive, that I have accomplished nothing, that I will only be a drag on Master. Now that I am going out to make a living, I will no longer be a drag on Master, yet you are still chasing me!? What the hell are you doing?
What do you want to do?"
Seeing Guo Dong appear and say such words, Qiu Sheng immediately burst into anger and resentment that had been accumulated all night. Regardless of the difference in force between himself and Guo Dong, he roared and rushed forward.