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164 Guo Dong who jumped off the building

(Third update)

A few days later, after filming the eighth episode of Running Man, which saw Deng Chao and his wife show off their affection, Guo Dong rushed back to Peking without stopping, and took a temporary leave from the film that night. Tangtang came out of the crew, and the two of them came to the address given by Dong Xuan.

"Hey! Sister Xuan! It's so wonderful after not seeing her beauty for a few days!"

Knocking on the door, Guo Dong smiled and greeted the other party. Who would have thought that the other party was not as enthusiastic as he imagined, nor did he cut himself into potato chips as he imagined. Instead, he smiled awkwardly: "Well, I Not Sister Xuan, I am Tong Liya..."

Guo Dong's face instantly turned to stone, he recognized the wrong person... This is so embarrassing!

Poof!

Tangtang, who had long recognized that it was Yaya who opened the door instead of Dong Xuan, couldn't help but laughed out loud and hugged Yaya: "Yaya, long time no see!"

Yaya also hugged Tangtang gently: "Yeah, it's been a long time. Since the last award ceremony, we haven't seen each other for more than half a year, almost a year."

Guo Dong looked at the two beauties hugging each other, and secretly drooled in his heart. He wished he could take the place of one of them, and it could be any one. However, he walked in with an awkward and polite smile, and immediately saw Several beauties, big and small.

Dong Xuan's best friend group, Yaya who opened the door, Tiaobi Daliangzi's wife Li Xiaolu, Qin Lan, Liu Yun and others, naturally included Tiaobi Daliangzi and the sweetheart princess, and there was another one he should be familiar with, too. They must be very close, but have never seen this beautiful woman before. It can be said that this is a grand party filled with beauties.

But Guo Dong's already petrified awkward smile turned to stone. After looking at several beauties with graceful looks, and looking at the funny Daliangzi and Queen Yiqu again, he remained silent for a moment and tugged at the corner of his mouth: "Hello, beauties! Goodbye beauties!"

"Want to leave!? Someone is coming! Close the door! Zoom in on Ryoko!"

Snap!

Tangtang, who had been greeted by Dong Xuan a long time ago, sold her boyfriend without hesitation, closed the door and locked it with a snap. Da Liangzi beside him was stunned for a moment, and immediately started to moan like Erha. ’ He made a sound and rushed forward.

"As you said, I'm just here to attend a birthday party. It's in line with the idea of ​​eating and drinking for free and watching beautiful women!"

Holding Da Liangzi rushing towards him with one hand, Guo Dong burst into tears instantly when he saw Dong Xuan.

"Yeah, I didn't ask you to give money or bring a gift. Are you looking to see which one of the people here is not a beauty!?"

What Dong Xuan said was very natural, and what he said was indeed the truth.

But Guo Dong shed more tears.

"But what happened to the two large bags of things that my brother-in-law and this guy were carrying just now, and the unpacked pots and pans at their feet?"

Dong Xuan shrugged his shoulders: "It's very cold, so it's very hard for delivery people to deliver food. We discussed it, and if there's no buying and selling, there's no killing, so we cooked the food ourselves."

It was so high-sounding and touching. The moved Guo Dong burst into tears: "But that's not what you said last night? I asked you to cook, but you said no and hired a professional." The chef!"

Dong Xuan nodded matter-of-factly and pointed at Guo Dong: "If you don't say so, will you come back? As for professional cooks... aren't you a professional cook!?"

Bang!

Guo Dong threw away Da Liangzi who was struggling, and looked at Dong Xuan with tears in his eyes, and then looked at Tangtang who closed the door behind him: "Routines, these are all routines! Sure enough, since ancient times, deep love cannot be retained.

, always use routines to win people's hearts! No, the urban routines are too deep, I want to go back to the countryside, get out of the way, I can't live anymore, I want to jump down!"

As he spoke, Guo Dong pulled King Yiqu aside without noticing anything, stood directly in front of the window and opened it.

"Dance, jump whatever you want, just jump!"

Who would have thought that there was no one to stop him, but Dong Xuan crossed her legs, looking like a female bandit, and in a tone of forcing Guo Dong to commit prostitution, she said the words that made Guo Dong really jump out of the window.

If this wasn't the forty-ninth floor...

"Dance! You should dance! I borrowed this room from Sister Bingbing specifically to prevent you from doing this!"

Guo Dong cried and looked at the beauty he had said before that he was very familiar with and the two of them should have a good relationship, but he had never seen her before: "Sister Bingbing, are you going to trick me like this? Does Da Hei Niu know?

"

Fan Bingbing smiled softly: "I think it's pretty good, and if he knew about it, he would definitely think that the floor was too low! Who asked you to trick him? And you even tricked him two or three times. Our big black guy is not honest.

Revenge, but sister, I am just a little girl, and I am petty, so revenge or something like that is natural, right!?"

Guo Dong cried and nodded, sniffing: "Routines... they are all routines! What kind of world is this!?"

"Isn't that what you said? The city is full of traps, do you want to go back to the countryside? Hey, the window is over there, jump!"

"He may have forgotten that there is another half to this sentence, which is that rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are more complicated! Xiao Guozi, hurry up and cook!"

With a click, the bathroom door opened, and another beauty appeared in Guo Dong's eyes, a girl who became his 'buddy' earlier than Beibi.

"...I choose the dog leash!"

Looking at Tangtang, then at Fan Bingbing and Dong Xuan, and at Niutou at Huang Luojue who had just gone to the bathroom, Guo Dong rolled his eyes and stretched out his hand to wipe his neck, then fell straight down on the sofa.

, without any hesitation, he fell on the legs of Dong Xuan and Fan Bingbing.

As a result, the two of them stretched out their jade feet and kicked him away: "Go and cook!"

After a bit of laughter, the atmosphere was so good that Guo Dong could only accept his fate and carried two large bags of ingredients to the kitchen, but soon he heard a symphony of clinking pots and pans.

"Uh-huh~ Good time, this is great. It's really delicious. I know it's a great choice for you to cook! I haven't eaten such authentic old-style Northeastern food in many years!"

Dong Xuan no longer looked like a goddess when she ate, and her speech was a little slurred. It wasn't until she swallowed a piece of pot meat in her mouth that she finally looked like a goddess.

"Yes, it tastes even better than those made by chefs from Michelin three-star hotels, and these dishes made by Michelin three-star chefs are definitely not as delicious as Guo Dong's! Oh, if I had known better, I would have brought my big black beef here!"

Fan Bingbing also praised the delicious food and was not stingy in her praise.

"Haha...haha! Sister Bingbing, have you ever heard of a Michelin three-star chef who can cook these home-cooked dishes, or are they Northeastern dishes that are not among the eight major cuisines?"

Guo Dong twitched his lips and expressed that he did not want to accept Fan Bingbing's sugar-coated bullets at all.

"Don't say that! Those chefs with three Michelin stars only make food that they don't like, but they don't taste good. It's not as good as yours!"

The corner of Guo Dong's mouth twitched, and he unceremoniously grabbed the piece of meat that Huang Luojue had almost stuffed into his mouth and threw it into his own mouth: "Come on! You are just praising me like a flower."

, don’t even think about me being your royal cook in the future! I’m a general, how about a general!? Don’t worry about whether it’s a fan nickname or not. If a dog urinates and mosses, it will grow into a palace. No matter what, I’m still a general. Gentleman.

Haven’t you heard of Yuan Chef!?”

Guo Dong spoke very righteously, and as he spoke, he stretched out his hand to collect it again and again, snatching a piece of ribs from Fan Bingbing's chopsticks and stuffing it into his mouth. Fan Bingbing and Huang Luojuan looked at each other angrily, and directly

He jumped up and beat this bastard hard.

What?

Goddess image?

Not to mention that these are all good sisters with no outsiders. Even if there are outsiders, beating someone like this may make the headlines within half an hour, but beating Guo Dong, although it may still make the headlines, it will not have any impact on them.

Who made him the national boyfriend?

Who let everyone know that Guo Dong and Huang Luojue are best friends of the opposite sex, and that they are best friends with Da Hei Niu?

And what is Guo Dong famous for?

Now that Running Man has not aired yet, Guo Dong relies on his reputation. Are you saying that these two people beat him?

Who would believe it!?

"Jelly, I want to eat Shanghainese food tomorrow. I haven't had the same taste as when I was a child for many years! Can you cook it for me?"

Tangtang looked at Guo Dong and gently pulled off his clothes.

"Okay, no problem!"

The other goddesses stared wide-eyed at this inhumane bastard who values ​​sex over friends!

After a few glances at each other, they all pounced on Guo Dong. After punching Guo Dong, they took the rope that Daliangzi had found from nowhere, tied it up and threw it on the sofa.

"Ah! It should have been like this a long time ago. The meal was just ready and we should tie up this rice bucket!"

Just now I felt that there was not enough food, so I had to fight to get some food, and I was cut off by Guo Dong who got something for nothing.

But now after tying up Guo Dong and looking at the eighteen dishes on the table, everyone felt so satisfied!

After three rounds of wine and five delicious dishes, Guo Dong could only cook a large pot of egg fried rice and had a miserable so-called birthday feast.

"I'm a cook! People say you hit the cook when you're full, but you hit the cook before you're full. That's so bad! I want to go home! I want to go home!"

The aggrieved look on her face was like that of a harried woman in a deep harem. That look made people want to spit on her.

Several people glanced at him sideways and hummed to express their disdain, but who knew who couldn't hold back his laughter first? It immediately triggered a roar of laughter from everyone. Then in the laughter, everyone took out a

There were one or two plates, with the best part specially reserved for Guo Dong. There was a small half plate of dishes that were neatly untouched with chopsticks.

All joking aside, if someone comes to a birthday party and even works hard for a long time to cook a big meal, how can it be possible that Guo Dong is really not allowed to eat?

"Hey!? By the way, I heard from Big Black Bull that today is the premiere of your Running Man!?"

After having had enough wine and food, it was already evening, and several people were discussing whether to find a place to sing some songs, when suddenly Fan Bingbing thought of something.

"Yes, it was originally supposed to be broadcast a month ago, but a regulation was issued at that time, and even the filming was suspended for nearly a month. It was not until a few days ago that the station got through to the filming and broadcasting."

While Guo Dong was talking, he searched for it, took over a laptop that belonged to someone he didn't know, and opened the web page to watch the belated premiere of the third season of Running Man.

Although there is a big TV nearby, the fun of Running Man is not only the program itself, but also the fun of reading the comments and complaints. Naturally, it is better to watch the web version!


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