165 Guo Dong, who digs the corner of the big black bull
(first update)
"It's started, it's started... Pfft~ Deng Chao, what is this? Where is the boy who was promised to sit down by Baihua Fairy? Is this the boy promised!?"
When Deng Chao, who transformed into a lizard spirit, appeared on the stage, some people burst into laughter.
"Princess Iron Fan? You ate a poisonous lizard? Are you too cruel? Isn't it true that Deng Chao won't be mad at you to death if you do this?"
Although Running Man is known as a phenomenal national variety show, most of these celebrities have never watched it. After all, they keep catching up with announcements every day, and when they finally have some time, they don’t even have enough time to rest.
If you don’t have time to watch other people’s works, how can you still have time to watch other people’s variety shows?
Except for family members Fan Bingbing, probably no one else has actually watched the entire first two seasons of Running Man, or even more than half of the programs.
Even this guest who has participated in one episode has probably not watched many complete episodes.
"Okay, I heard that this is quite good. The one who is really good at cutting the knife, who is known as the vicious tongue king of the boy band, is here!"
Fan Bingbing rolled his eyes and pointed at Guo Dong, who was watching the opening scene with great relish because he had no experience, so he didn't know about it.
"Really? This guy is not only capable of being stabbed by us, how can he have the ability to fly knives to others?"
Huang Luojue was a little puzzled. She was probably the first group of people in the circle to be with Guo Dong, and she was also one of the closest people, but they were the only ones who made Guo Dong so worried that he threw himself on the street.
For my sake, I’ve never seen Guo Dong know how to stab people with a knife!?
No one answered her, because while she was talking, the scene of Guo Dong climbing over the wall from the White Horse Temple was played on the computer.
"Climb the wall to show up!? Your way of showing up is like no one else!"
Before they could finish their words, they saw Guo Dong on the screen approaching the members of the running boy group, stabbing them with a knife along the way.
"You are so bad. Why didn't I realize that your mouth is so poisonous!?"
Watching Guo Dong stabbing him one after another, killing Deng Chao, Da Hei Niu and Chen He (please read Chapter 94 for details on how to stab him), the three of them knelt on the ground without any resistance and vomited blood.
, the few people who had just gained the upper hand and tortured Guo Dong all the way, especially Huang Luojie, suddenly became confused.
"That's because you are beauties, and this guy is famous for being heterosexual and inhumane!"
As a family member of the men's running team, Fan Bingbing exposed all Guo Dong's disguises directly and to the point.
"Sister Bingbing, if you say that, do you believe that I am really the opposite sex and inhumane enough to knock you all out and resist?"
Guo Dong rolled his eyes in defense, which aroused the anger of a goddess and the nine-yin bone scratching. Especially when he spoke, Guo Dong had already stabbed the little cheetah in the heart and directly transformed a rose out of thin air.
Hua knelt on one knee in front of Beibi.
"You can do magic!?"
Tangtang looked at Guo Dong with rippling eyes. Guo Dong still didn't understand what Tangtang wanted to say?
Without hesitation, he turned his hand, and a large bouquet of delicate roses with dew appeared in Guo Dong's hand. He handed it to Tangtang, which aroused Tangtang's heart full of romance and emotion, and the side.
Several goddesses screamed and cheered in envy.
"Girl, how about a nice kiss?"
It's a pity that Guo Dong himself ruined the atmosphere as soon as it appeared. With one sentence, all the romantic atmosphere was instantly broken up. Not to mention that the kiss was not picked up, but instead the sea shell stepped on the foot hard, and the rose was not given.
The ones who got out were the ones who were snatched out!
"That's not right, there are no mechanisms on your clothes!? Tell me, where did you conjure such a big bouquet of roses!?"
Huang Luojue had no idea that men and women were different, so she went through Guo Dong's clothes with her hands, almost stripping him naked, pushing him down, and checking his body on the spot.
"What? You want it? Just say it if you want it! Come on, goddesses, everyone has a share of flowers and roses. Kiss a bouquet of roses. Kiss the blue enchantress on the face. Kiss the white rose on the forehead. Kiss on the lips.
Colorful roses~!”
Quiet~!
In an instant, all the voices in the room fell silent. Looking at Guo Dong, who looked proud and felt that he had finally captured a city, Huang Luojue rolled his eyes and said something in the ears of Li Xiaolu and Daliangzi. Suddenly,
The three people looked at Guo Dong with a very strange look, which made Guo Dong feel shuddering involuntarily, as if something ominous was about to happen.
"Okay, I'll kiss you, but first you can transform me into a blue enchantress. Otherwise, if you can't transform it later, won't I lose money!?"
Just when Guo Dong sensed that something was wrong and wanted to run away, he heard Li Xiaolu agreeing very simply.
Die under the peony flowers, even if you are a ghost, you will be charming, try your best!
The worst that can happen is that you will be cut into potato chips, so what are you afraid of!?
Whoosh!
A bunch of blue enchantress appeared in Guo Dong's hand.
In Uncle Jiu's world, the side length of Guo Dong's storage space had reached 27 meters, and the space capacity was close to 20,000 cubic meters. Now that he has completed another time travel and returned successfully, the storage space has automatically expanded again.
It turned into a square with a length of 81 meters under the regular shape, which is 530,000 cubic meters. In order not to waste, Guo Dong filled it with all kinds of things that were not used, or just...
Something that might be useful.
As a tool for picking up girls, roses are naturally one of the more abundant ones!
"so beautiful!"
Li Xiaolu exclaimed and grabbed the rose, and then glared at Tangtang with her cheeks puffed up, Guo Dong wiped his mouth and salivated in anticipation, and the rest of the people looked at the very calm Daliangzi with strange eyes.
At this time, Li Xiaolu waved her hand directly: "Kiss him!"
etc!
Show off the sack!
No! Shouldn't you kiss me?
Who are you talking to!?
Guo Dong was startled, and then he saw Da Liangzi pouting her big fat lips, and he rushed to kiss her!
"...Your uncle!"
Click!
Guo Dong roared with anger and tears, and then without any hesitation, he slashed the back of Da Liangzi's neck with his knife, knocking this funny guy straight to death!
"It's too cruel, you guys are really too cruel!"
Guo Dong wiped away the non-existent tears, and then his face turned into a fierce look and looked at Li Xiaolu: "I tell you, your husband is in my hands now, you have to think about what to do, don't force me
I will vote!"
Li Xiaolu was a little nervous at first when she saw Guo Dong knocking her friend unconscious, but then she felt relieved when she saw Guo Dong's appearance, knowing that it was just a joke, not getting angry.
He is really a person who can play well!
It just so happened that at this time, it had already been broadcast that these people had received the mission cards, and all the viewers knew that this was a one-on-six counterattack battle between a newbie and six veterans.
"You want us to kiss you? OK! As long as you can conjure flowers, and then you can kill one of them, one of us will kiss you!"
One is because of the drunkenness, and both are actors here. Let alone kissing on the cheek or forehead, even if it is a real kiss, it is not unacceptable.
Although they usually borrow seats, it does not mean that they are not mentally prepared and able to endure this.
It just depends on the person and the situation.
"Is it!?"
Guo Dong glanced at the screen and found that the camera had turned to him. If he remembered correctly, he should have finished stepping and was about to encounter the big black bull.
"Sister Bingbing! How about you be the first one? You know, I made my debut as a running man by killing a cow to prove my truth!"
Fan Bingbing was stunned. She didn't expect that this bastard would dare to reach out to her.
Among the people here, I have the oldest qualifications and the highest status. In addition, I have the important relationship with Big Black Bull. No matter what I think, it shouldn't be my turn, right?
As a result, Guo Dong was the first to call his name!
"...Okay! Sister, I will be the first one. I only know that you tricked my big black cow to death, but I don't know how you tricked him to death and then got rid of the suspicion! When you kill the big black cow, I will kiss you!"
"
Wow~ As expected of Mr. Fan, he is a man, so refreshing!
Then everyone focused their attention on the screen to see how Guo Dong tricked the big black cow to death!
"Black pepper steak? When you say that, I really want to eat it... Chef, can you do it?"
Seeing that Guo Dong met the big black cow who was asking others for the secret code "When will we get married", and teased him with himself, saying that he asked him to make the big black cow into black pepper steak, Fan Bingbing did not get angry at all, but instead
He raised his beautiful eyebrows slightly and said this.
"Kiss me twice and I'll do it now!"
Then everyone saw how Guo Dong pretended to be cute and kind, and gradually gained the trust of the big black cow. Step by step, he learned the skills of tearing off famous brands, while killing the cow, tearing off the big black cow with a sneer.
Famous brand, and then used his previous attacks to go straight and hit the target ten times without any skill, so he got rid of the suspicion very easily.
"Sister Bingbing, are you willing to admit defeat!? Hey, sister Xiaolu has a husband to block the knife, and your big black bull is not here! What should you do!?"
Fan Bingbing stretched out her hand very calmly: "Give me the colorful rose first!"
"Hey! Colorful roses! Oh my, this is so embarrassing. I am a shy person, how can I be so embarrassed to say this? How about two bouquets!?"
At first, Guo Dong was coy and pretending to be embarrassed, but who knew that his true nature was completely revealed in the last sentence.
"Okay, a few times will be fine, even a French wet kiss will do. Remember to go to the big black cow to pay...sister, I won't pay for the goods, I will sign the bill! Reimbursement!"
Poof~~!
Guo Dong's movements froze, and he immediately fell back and lay on Tangtang's lap. He pretended to be weak and stretched out his hand to Fan Bingbing: "I, I, I didn't let you go and I still got reimbursement."
This move!"
At this time, Tangtang and a few others who reacted a little slower also realized that Guo Dong was not trying to be a gangster, but was acting cheap and funny in another way.
Want to exchange a bouquet of flowers for a kiss from a goddess?
Or in front of her husband!?
Are Da Liangzi and King Yiqu dead, or are these famous actresses just stupid girls who have never been given a rose!?
If they couldn't even see through Guo Dong's childish tricks and couldn't deal with them, they wouldn't have been able to climb to this day. They would have been eaten up and wiped clean halfway, and then kicked into the abyss!